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Tumblr -> [link] <- TumblrAn extremely simple update, but I was a little tired of missing them. I promise we'll be back on schedule with normalish updates soonish-time.
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um... the tumblr link is showing me its 'not found'
...sorry for acting like an idiot but what happened to your ask blog?
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K just read all the colt blogs. & I have a lot to say first off, a question I most likely would've asked him, especially after the one where he said that the guests were "having fun" (located on page 4) I would've totally asked either of these questions mostly based on my sarcastic humor "You sir are insane, allow me to show you to a mental institute" (although he's probably WAY past the help of a doctor) & "What the HELL is wrong with you?" Also that one bit I nearly cried, I didn't because the solid fact that he did it & WHAT he did to peachy kept popping into my head. But still, I was on the verge of actual tears.Β
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oh.... thanks...
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I forgot all about you, Colt...
good thing my story takes place after you break out. You and I are gonna have a special brand of fun.
Should be a real...BLAST...hehehehe.
*Crouches in a dark corner, plotting.*
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If you don't mind me asking and I'm sorry if you've already had to answer this question to someone else but that little furry thing hanging out with him, is that thing real or is it all in his head?
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Way# 467 for the colt to die: Tie him to a light pole. Secure one end of a piece of fishing line to an anchor point embedded in the pavement. Place the hook end of the line into the tip of his dick. Hire some very hot mares to give him the pony equivalent of a lap dance/ strip tease/ etc. Enjoy the show as the hook slices through his dick as he gets hard. End result, he bleeds to death. QED.
Of course, this method only works if he's into mares. See "Way# 463 for the colt to die" for the version to use if he's into stallions.
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I'm honestly getting impressed by how many comments are focused on his physical death, rather than the death of his soul.
Read the story on when Pinkie visits The Colt, and you'll understand why your death idea would do nothing more than hurt and confuse The Colt, dropping it's effectiveness by a good 80-90%.
You have to break his soul first, make him understand the pain of all the children he killed. How many lives he tore apart for his own satisfaction, all the suffering.
After he understands that, he'll either feel that his parties are the bane of every person's existence, or he'll drown in depression, every satisfying feeling he's ever felt burning like a white-hot dagger in his heart.
THEN you kill him, and let God sort him out.
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Already read that. There's a reason why this method involves him bleeding to death through his dick. Do you have any idea how much that would hurt?
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Physical pain only leads to confusion, when the meaning behind it is not understood.
Hence my chuckling, all this is meaningless if he doesn't truly understand why you're doing it. To him, he's simply a victim to a sick person's horrid crime, not a criminal being punished for everything he's done.
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Ask the Colt: Updates every Tuesday except this one coming up!
As for the Colt himself, I don't know HOW sick he is and in what way, so Ill stay out of the whole "He deserves to X" thing. However Im not about to mourn his passing either.
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You'd really have to read a lot of the stories in order to understand how sick he is.
As for everyone wanting him to die, and in the most painful ways possible, keep thinking them up. It helps fuel my own ideas...may even write my own story involving Jake's characters.
Long as he has no problem with it...but if the proper permissions come in, I'll have cross-overs from three friggin' stories :V.
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I prefere my ponies ALIVE thank you very much. Besides, I've read all the canon stories, it's just that I'm not a doctor and therefor can only take Jake's word for it that the Colt is too sick to understand the cruelty of his own actions.
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'Sick' in this case is his null capacity to understand 'pain'.
This 'pain' being anything physical, emotional, or mental. He believes everyone involved in his games, their screams and cries included, are all to enhance his and their fun and happiness. He can't comprehend that what he's doing is truly evil.
In short, he doesn't understand that what he does is bad, and instead fully believes in his actions as enjoyable games and harmless fun. Too bad for his victims, since this rarely leads to a situation where negotiating for your life would be fruitful.
And who said I'd kill The Colt? I'd rather just torture him by FORCING him to understand the weight of his actions. Having a fan character that's capable of speaking to the dead is great for this :V, just carry over the screams of the Damned and he'll quickly understand.
And understanding is the worst pain anyone can feel.
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Although it's obvious I shall still state that the reason for why he doesn't understand, is Cuz he ain't right in the head, when, why, where, & how this started is a mystery to me. By the way, probably carring the screams of those in hell probably won't work knowing his enjoyment for them. & yes he's a sick son of a *****, sorryβ¦angerβ¦
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I really like his mane. So fresh and so clean clean
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I preferred it when it was rougher. It seemed like he wouldn't really care about his own hygiene when there's fun to be had.
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Don't get me wrong, I liked the rough look too but he also looks pretty handsome cleaned up
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The Colt? Handsome? Stare into his soul and you'll find very different words to describe him.
The slicked back look just...doesn't look right to me. His ragged hair, tired eyes and scruffy tail all complimented the chaos in his mind, like he truly didn't fit in with the others, yet was perfectly fine being on his own.
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I say the core of the planet...whatever the planet of ponies is called. (Earth-P?)
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Ummmm...perhaps we could name it?
Can't really say it's 'Earth', considering we've been around this planet for 10,000 years and have never run into a unicorn that could place objects into a sub-space pocket, or an 'alicorn' (as people seem to call Celestia...I've no idea of any of the species names in this bloody series) that is capable of forcing a planet's ENTIRE ROTATION to speed up and accelerate the rising of the Sun and Moon.
Hmmm...what would be a good name for such a world? The only country we're aware of that actually exists there is Equestria. Our planets were named after Roman Gods, such as Mars and Jupiter...so they'd probably name the planet after a significant figure in their history.
Maybe Celestia would name the planet after a past ruler? Or just leave her dominion to Equestria itself?
Gah, so many questions!
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An alicorn is a term used to refer to a pony with both a unicorn horn and pegasus' wings. Usually only celestial ponies have those features in this series.
It's moments like this that I love being part of this fandom, since we consider a show originally meant for little girls worthy of debating deep questions like this. But then again, it's a REALLY GOOD kids' show--no, a really good show in general.
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If you don't mind, I'll just take my chances with learning what I can about the characters through other people's works. Though observing the actual canon would assist in my research for writing, I don't think I'd be able to look at myself in the mirror afterwards.
Just the kinda guy I am, I suppose.
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Moon?! HAH! That's too soft for him... THE SUN!!!
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No! The Event Horizion of a black hole!
Its more violence than our mortal minds can comprehend!
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Point taken and will be considered. o_q Oh... I remember one punishment far worse: The room with the Moose. D8<
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You're all thinking about just killing him.
What you all need to realize is that The Colt really just doesn't understand his actions, and how they're bringing pain and utter suffering to all his victims.
So OBVIOUSLY the course of action to take is to drown him in lava.
Jokes aside, he needs to be made to understand what he's done. The realization, guilt, and depression will come down on him like a large pallet of lead bricks, and his soul will snap in two.
It will be glorious...
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What part of the room with a moose you don't understand. 8/ [link]
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XD
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Celestia.. just eradicate this monster or moon.. the moon will be nice for him
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Though what suffering would that bring him? He'd just be confused.
"Why am I being sent away? I made those children happy with my games. Their screams were of joy."
You have to shatter his entire world before killing him, if you kill him at all. The fullest suffering you can exact on any one person must be directed at the soul, not the mind and body. Emotional pain is the most powerful of them all.
It's why Pinkie Pie was so torn up about killing her friends. That wasn't mental or physical pain, but emotional. That is what carries effect.
But now I'm just rambling...kill him however you want.
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