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Jakeykitty29 — BIRTHDAY BUTT, BIRTHDAY BUTTTTT
Published: 2014-05-15 21:13:07 +0000 UTC; Views: 954; Favourites: 42; Downloads: 15
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Quick message before I get on with the virtual birthday card of WOOOAH for my lovely Rie Rie:IM STILL DEAD GUYS
I've been sick ! And UGHU ... I'm getting over it but .... how2artsu ughu when you're head wants to explode OTL
So, I mean .... gomen for falling asleep on skype/chats whenever i dide try .... I feel a lot better than I did ... so ..... hopefully it's run it's course ! //SNEEZES JAKKU GERMS EVERYWHERE
THIS HOTTY BELONGS TO THE BIRTHDAY GIIIIIRL
GO SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAAAY
NOW LET'S GET ONTO THE GOOD STUFF:
......
I promise ... I tried to do something sentimental ... I EVEN HAD IT ALL PLANNED OUT IN MY HEAD !
But .....
the second my tablet pen touched down to the table ....
..... there was a butt.
and then
... there was lingerie
and a tad bit of badasserdy sass
IM SORRY IT JUST CAME OUT I COULDN'T STOP IT, LOOK HOW HOT SHE IS literally though
she's
hot
Took the wings out, because ... believe me. They threw the composition off BIG TIME. GOMEN <2
and now .... a song idk i was listening to the pokemon theme for god knows why, blame that
CUE IN THE DRUMS, THE GUITAR*
She came into our world
Like no potato ever .... did
DUN DUN .. DA DUN
she was so spaaaaaar-kaaa-ly
her kiwi level was over nine THOUSAND HUNDREEEED
DUN DUN... DA DUN
I will gallop across the land
sassing far and wideeeeeee
THROW. THOSE. ... SPAR. KILLES.
:
this potato i must understand
HER KIWI that's inside
POATATO QUEEEN
I REALLY LOVE YOOOOOU
ITS YOU AND MEEEE
YOU KNOW ITS OUR DESTINNYYYY !
OHHHHH YOURE MY BEST MUUUUUUUUUUUUM .... QUEEEEEN ???
in a world we must set on fireDEFEND
POTATO QUEEN
OUR HEARTS SO TRUUUUE
our firecourage will pull us throooough ! SPARKLES
you sass me and i'll .... SASS YOOOOOU
POTATO QUEEN
Gotta fry em all
GOTTA FRY EM ALLLLLL
POTATO QUEEEN
....
wtf was .... okay, OKAY
LET ME JUST SAY
My .... random impulsive decision to join that role play group that i met YOU in was ..... the best decision of my life. You know just how gosh diddly darn special you are to me ! I CANT EVEN .... PUT IT ..... into words if It was possible I would have teleported to you by now and snuggled you to death in a blanket burrito !
GIRL YOU'RE JUST ONE OF THE NICEST PEOPLE I'VE EVER MET. EVER. LIKE. FHXKGHFXDKGHXKDGH //THROWS SPARKLES
You're so selfless and just ... go out of your way to make sure everyones's happy , how are you so .... //SOBS
I don't think you're human. My unicorn senses tell me you are a greater being, a kind rie potato .... creature that just spreads happiness everywhere she goes !
AND OH MAN, I AM SO SORRY YOU GET ... a cake invested with Jakku germs, and a quick drawing .... I JUST UGHU I WOULD STEAL THE MONA LISA FOR YOU because people say it's the most beautiful painting in the world right ? RIGHT ? YOU DESERVE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PAINTING IN THE WORLD
Though if you prefer, I will pose as the mona lisa, squid stash and all JUST FO' YOU
Seriously woman, I love you.
I can't say it enough, I just ... it's so effortless to talk to you and you're so honest and caring and just deserve to have the best birthday ever. I'm sorry if my serenading hurt your ears. As I said before.
I'M NO SINGER
I WILL RAP IT TO YA THOUGH
//hit by a train
So I hope you have the BEST birthday ever ! I'll send Tit with the cake eh ? Sound good ? He'll use his magically fluffy ways and .... teleport to the UK xD
//COVERS YOUR FACE WITH SMOOCHUMS
UGHU I COULD KEEP BLABBERING ABOUT YOUR PRECIOUS FACUU FOREVER
JUST KNOW
I LOVE
YOU
SO MUCH
NEVER FORGET THAT !
AND THANK YOU FOR PUTTING UP WITH MY SASSY DWEEB ASS because sassy is assholish and we all know that
I LOVE YOU DHSKZFHD
and now,
as your son
THE PRINCE OF SASSATOPIA
i must bless this .... card ? virtual birthday card ? That's what it is right !
//SNEEEZES
GORGEOUS
//rolls off back to bed
i have more gifts to finish too gomen guys. illness
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FIRE HAIR!!!!!
OH MY FREAKING GOD FIRE HAIR!!!!!!!!!
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FIRE HAIR WILL LIGHT US ALL ONE .... FIRE
but omgosh im glad it actually looks like fire
:cionlaughsplz:
i such at coloring hair lately and it won't fix itself
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I have literally started laughing through tears while reading the artist comment.
And not to mention you are sick and barely have energy to function, and here you go, write me a flippin letter full of feels and my kokoro is just... flying all over the room like an airplane doing my tato 'wheeeeee' sounds.
The song just made me giggle like a complete idiot.
You should have seen my mums face when I tried to read it out to her. It started well, I even picked the pokemon theme tune as a melody and then instead I started giggling and making my beautiful dying whale noises.
And then I got to the comment part and like... I dunno if it was the mood I was in, or the overwhelming happy I have 2 best friends in the whole wide world but I honestly started crying. No kidding honey.
Teardrops keep rollin of my face
And just like the gal that's feeling to big for her bed
Nothing seem's to fit
Those
teardrops keep rollin of my face, they keep rollin...
Ok that was unnecessary. But I love the song 'raindrops keep falling on my head, so why the heck not.
And then the drawing
The eyes look so great... and you hand drew the hellish tats! Like you could have as well just took the ref and bent it to fit the angle but you drew them.
and that butt... she's my kid, but i can't god dam stop staring at her butt. That's butt shaman work woman!
i think i need a special column... or a whole god damn wall just for the great gifts of today.
Yes
I will print it.
I think it was pretty obvious I will.
Then I can stare at her bum all day long.
//smooches you so hard
I don't even know how to begin to thank you for this jakku.
It's great
really, really great
Best b-day I had in ages
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YOU MAKE MY WISHES
AND MY GIFT
LOOK BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
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//sraps you so hard you can't get up no more
girl
your gift
was
fabulous
I will beat it into you
DEM WINGS GIRL
AND THE BG
AND THE EVERYTHING
AND THE FACT THAT IT MADE MY MORNING SO HARD YOU CAN'T EVEN GET IT
//flips u
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