HOME | DD

Description
This is Fred, he's a modern ninja who's gotten down on his luck and now lives in my yard. Apparently he got himself arrested for carrying illegal weapons in public four hundred and thirty eight times and he needed a place to crash for a while. I let him sleep on my property because he claims to be my long lost twin brother from before the adoption where I was separated from my birth parents. I fight him every morning over control of the Xbox. He constantly wants to play Halo 3 because he can't wait to get his Katana and Hayabusa armor.

Description
This is Fred, he's a modern ninja who's gotten down on his luck and now lives in my yard. Apparently he got himself arrested for carrying illegal weapons in public four hundred and thirty eight times and he needed a place to crash for a while. I let him sleep on my property because he claims to be my long lost twin brother from before the adoption where I was separated from my birth parents. I fight him every morning over control of the Xbox. He constantly wants to play Halo 3 because he can't wait to get his Katana and Hayabusa armor.