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Last time i heard about Innocent Man?, he was not looking all that chipper... vital signs were at an all time low, Hades was waiting to get his meaty Claws into Innocent Mans butt, metaphorically of course, not literally wanting his butt......it was all about revenge...one Fiery furnace reunion that Innocent man was not looking Forward too - mainly because there was a Thought of facing all his loved ones he'd Done away with at different points in time and space..ah what's a time traveling superhero detective supposed to do?..anyways, that was then, this is another short story, in another time, in another place....we set down with Innocent Man in Ancient Persia, on another Swords and super power detective adventure murder case or the latter part of it... This time Going after the Dreaded Giant blood sucking, garlic loathing, shit licking, Cross prodding, Gandalf loving, sex crazed, Midnight Arabian cowboy, yeeeehaw, Persian Vampire...ooh get you.

Innocent man had spoken to a rather flamboyant, very liberal, sly looking Genie out of his ornate looking lantern or lamp, down a sandy swept side street, - the genie knew the location of the Persian Vampires lair and made a bargain with Innocent man, that if he Chopped the Blood Suckers head off and return the Skull and Spinal column to the Genie?, he would give innocent man riches, show innocent Man a big surprise under his Cloak..and Also The Towns folk would Praise Innocent man as the True Prince of Persia and not that other Wimpy goofball, Played by Jake Gyllenhaal in that Ludicrous movie version....Innocent Man, agreed...this is what was written....or so they say....i mean who are they?...i often ask myself that....they know don't they?..whoever they are..

Genie - Ha ha ha ha ha ha....I see you were triumphant Innocent Man?....ha ha ha ha ha.. cause for celebration it seems my dear hero...you have returned with the Skull and spinal column? what a surprise ...did the Blood sucker put up much of a fight i wonder?..pray tell..

Innocent Man - what's so funny Genie?...You think this is fun for me?, you think it was party time? uh? you think i'm having a good time?, it's like Licking cold glass...Now quit with the ha ha ha ha's..

Genie - oh no no..a feather tickles my nether regions. i Always laugh with a Sinister sadistic intent... now pray tell, give me the Details.....Slowly...i want to Soak it all up, all the gruesomeness...and the trophy! all for me to dribble over...mmmmmm..yes...oooh..

Innocent Man -, You're sick Genie....you know that?..... ok, My Silver Bladed sword was True, the Giant Neck muncher was no match for Innocent Man, it took but one Heavy blow and slice to the neck and Back - i ripped the head and spine from the Giant Vampiric blood carpet muncher... it was sad, a bittersweet end....blood everywhere....it was a Quick Demise....now, what's all these Plastic Coins below my Feet? what you trying to pull here? anyone can see you've sprayed them all gold? and that foam Rubber Chest there, you having a laugh?, those Silly Aladdin Slippers, you think i'm gonna wear something so silly?, and fake Sceptre?, where's the Treasure? and what are you hiding under your cloak of yours? what's the big secret, what's going down here?...I cannot repay Ferryman with Plastic and Foam fake Items now can i?..

Genie - but I have no Treasure Innocent Man!, there is nothing under my Cloak... accept deception, lies and cunning, i am an Anti-genie after all.. oh and my Enormous shaped thingy but i won't go into that......it was a ruse, i used you, simple deception..you fell for it.. like all Fortune and glory heroes do.. give me the Skull..... you are out of luck and on this side of checkmate...your Wish has been Granted..

Innocent Man - what wish?, i never made any wishes!...I don't believe in fairytales of Genies Granting Wishes... now Again, where's the treasure smoke Puff...No treasure, no Skull to get all intimate with..

Genie - ha ha ha ha.. Your mind is so predictable Innocent Man, easy for me to look into... it.. to wish for what you do not want to wish for. whether you Wish for it or not... Subconsciously i gave you that Anti-wish........I granted you a One way ticket back to Hades, not looking forward to that?...look behind you...Hero...

Innocent - Ah nuts..not again..you mutha F....

Innocent Man Was Created by GnostickComics i enjoy The Innocent Man Storyline, so While i was Randomly Sketching? this Scene popped up...

I like to communicate with wailing Walls. and stay well clear of moaning myrtle

here's the original Innocent man art style from GnostickComics ..vital signs are low.

www.deviantart.com/gnostickcom…

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Last time i heard about Innocent Man?, he was not looking all that chipper... vital signs were at an all time low, Hades was waiting to get his meaty Claws into Innocent Mans butt, metaphorically of course, not literally wanting his butt......it was all about revenge...one Fiery furnace reunion that Innocent man was not looking Forward too - mainly because there was a Thought of facing all his loved ones he'd Done away with at different points in time and space..ah what's a time traveling superhero detective supposed to do?..anyways, that was then, this is another short story, in another time, in another place....we set down with Innocent Man in Ancient Persia, on another Swords and super power detective adventure murder case or the latter part of it... This time Going after the Dreaded Giant blood sucking, garlic loathing, shit licking, Cross prodding, Gandalf loving, sex crazed, Midnight Arabian cowboy, yeeeehaw, Persian Vampire...ooh get you.

Innocent man had spoken to a rather flamboyant, very liberal, sly looking Genie out of his ornate looking lantern or lamp, down a sandy swept side street, - the genie knew the location of the Persian Vampires lair and made a bargain with Innocent man, that if he Chopped the Blood Suckers head off and return the Skull and Spinal column to the Genie?, he would give innocent man riches, show innocent Man a big surprise under his Cloak..and Also The Towns folk would Praise Innocent man as the True Prince of Persia and not that other Wimpy goofball, Played by Jake Gyllenhaal in that Ludicrous movie version....Innocent Man, agreed...this is what was written....or so they say....i mean who are they?...i often ask myself that....they know don't they?..whoever they are..

Genie - Ha ha ha ha ha ha....I see you were triumphant Innocent Man?....ha ha ha ha ha.. cause for celebration it seems my dear hero...you have returned with the Skull and spinal column? what a surprise ...did the Blood sucker put up much of a fight i wonder?..pray tell..

Innocent Man - what's so funny Genie?...You think this is fun for me?, you think it was party time? uh? you think i'm having a good time?, it's like Licking cold glass...Now quit with the ha ha ha ha's..

Genie - oh no no..a feather tickles my nether regions. i Always laugh with a Sinister sadistic intent... now pray tell, give me the Details.....Slowly...i want to Soak it all up, all the gruesomeness...and the trophy! all for me to dribble over...mmmmmm..yes...oooh..

Innocent Man -, You're sick Genie....you know that?..... ok, My Silver Bladed sword was True, the Giant Neck muncher was no match for Innocent Man, it took but one Heavy blow and slice to the neck and Back - i ripped the head and spine from the Giant Vampiric blood carpet muncher... it was sad, a bittersweet end....blood everywhere....it was a Quick Demise....now, what's all these Plastic Coins below my Feet? what you trying to pull here? anyone can see you've sprayed them all gold? and that foam Rubber Chest there, you having a laugh?, those Silly Aladdin Slippers, you think i'm gonna wear something so silly?, and fake Sceptre?, where's the Treasure? and what are you hiding under your cloak of yours? what's the big secret, what's going down here?...I cannot repay Ferryman with Plastic and Foam fake Items now can i?..

Genie - but I have no Treasure Innocent Man!, there is nothing under my Cloak... accept deception, lies and cunning, i am an Anti-genie after all.. oh and my Enormous shaped thingy but i won't go into that......it was a ruse, i used you, simple deception..you fell for it.. like all Fortune and glory heroes do.. give me the Skull..... you are out of luck and on this side of checkmate...your Wish has been Granted..

Innocent Man - what wish?, i never made any wishes!...I don't believe in fairytales of Genies Granting Wishes... now Again, where's the treasure smoke Puff...No treasure, no Skull to get all intimate with..

Genie - ha ha ha ha.. Your mind is so predictable Innocent Man, easy for me to look into... it.. to wish for what you do not want to wish for. whether you Wish for it or not... Subconsciously i gave you that Anti-wish........I granted you a One way ticket back to Hades, not looking forward to that?...look behind you...Hero...

Innocent - Ah nuts..not again..you mutha F....

Innocent Man Was Created by GnostickComics i enjoy The Innocent Man Storyline, so While i was Randomly Sketching? this Scene popped up...

I like to communicate with wailing Walls. and stay well clear of moaning myrtle

here's the original Innocent man art style from GnostickComics ..vital signs are low.

www.deviantart.com/gnostickcom…