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Jamesdean1987 β Springfield Declares War on Quahog
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Joke Picture.After the brutal fight with Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin that left much of Springfield completely destroyed, Springfield declares war on all of Quahog and there is gonna be Hell to Pay. Springfield is on the warpath to destroy Quahog.
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It was this afternoon in Quahog, and back to the Griffin's residence, as the Griffin family is watching the news about Springfield declaring war on Quahog.
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Tom Tucker: Good morning everyone. Iβm Tom Tucker. Our top story, Springfield has declared war on all of Quahog!
Peter: HOLY CRAP!
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Lois: Peter! This is your fault!
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Peter: What did I do!?
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Lois: You caused the destruction of Springfield while fighting Homer.
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Peter: So what!? He was a jerkΒ
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Brian: Well. We need to do something about it.
Lois: That's right. First, we need to talk to Mayor Adam West about this situation.
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Peter: Iβm not going. Iβve had it with that town
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Meanwhile.
Adam West: Sorry. But making peace with Springfield is nigh impossible.
Lois: WHAT?!
Adam West: So we have no choice, but to fight back against the army of Springfield.
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(Adam West died 3 years ago)
Peter: I will fight too!Β
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(I know. May he rests in peace)
Joe Swanson: Count me in, too! If Peter's gonna fight? I'll fight as well.
Cleveland Brown: So do I.
Quagmire: Yeah!
Adam West: That's the spirit. But what should we call this alliance?
Peter: Hmm. The Petoria Petertorship.
?: Nonsense!
As the voice revealed to be Carter Pewterschmidt.
Carter Pewterschmidt: I say we can call this alliance the Pewterschmidt Empire!
Peter: Hey! That's the dumb name, Carter!
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Carter Pewterschmidt: It was the best I could come up with.
Peter: How about we call ourselves the Quahogian Movement
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Adam West: All in favor of calling it the Quahogian Movement?
As everyone except Carter raised their hands.
Adam West: And all in favor of calling it the Pewterschmidt Empire?
As Carter is the only one to raise his hand, as everyone looks at him.
Carter Pewterschmidt: Oh. Go fuck yourselves.
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Adam West: Then we are known as the Quahogian Movement! DEATH TO SPRINGFIELD!
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Everyone of Quahog: DEATH TO SPRINGFIELD!
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War has begun!
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Meanwhile, at Springfield, as Mr. Burns factory is converted to a war factory to build weapons, armor, tanks, and aircraft for war against Quahog.
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And it even was making nuclear warheads
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Homer Simpson: Why that good for nothing Peter Griffin and all of Quahog.
Carl Carlson: Relax, Homer. We'll get our revenge on Quahog.
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Lenny: Yeah Homer. They will pay for this.
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Homer Simpson: You're right. But once we destroy Quahog. I'll have a bone to pick with Peter Griffin.
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Moe: Iβll blow all their fucking brains out! (Cocks shotgun)
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Barney Gumble: I'll burp them to death! (BURPS!)
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(Those Barney Gumble Belches always crack me up!)
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(Yep)
Mr. Burns: And I'll get Carter Pewterschmidt's money.
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Mr. Smithers: How do you plan to do that sir?
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Mr. Burns: By shooting Carter Pewterschmidt's brains out. Mr. Smithers.
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Mr. Smithers: Very ingenious sir
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Homer Simpson: But what should our alliance called?
Mayor Joe Quimby: We should be called the Springfieldian Revenge Express!
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Everyone agreed to that
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Homer Simpson: But what should our flag gonna be?
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They havenβt thought that far.
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Moe: How about a White Flag, with a Green line up top, and the Purple line down there, and the Coat of Arms will be "Springfield Revenge Express".
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Everyone agreed
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Back to Quahog, as the Quahogian Movement made a blue and red flag, with a large white square on the center, with the Coat of Arms been the face of Peter Griffin.
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Peter: Perfect
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Brian: But why your face as the Coat of Arms?
Peter: Well. We were originally gonna put the words "Quahog Forever". But that kindergarten friendly school in Royal Woods already claimed that name. So we decided to use my face as the Coat of Arms, which is similar to the Coat of Arms from Petoria.
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Brian: Oh.
(Good flag ideas for you)
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(Yep)
Peter: Hey, Chris!
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Chris: Yeah dad?
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Peter: How was your diplomatic mission on Royal Woods? Are we getting allies?
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Chris: No. they said that they would rather burn that help us. Theyβre helping SpringfieldΒ
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Peter: Oh. God damn it!
Chris: Well. At least we get help from Dimmsdale.
Peter: What the hell is Dimmsdale?
Chris: It's a town in California.
Peter: Oh. But good work, son.
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Crocker is helping them out and so is Icky Vicky, B.R.A.T.S., Francis, Remmy Buxaplenty and more
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(I see)
Brian: But that won't be enough, right?
Peter: Correct. At least Quahog has a colony in the Moon called... "Joehio". That would sent support to us.
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Lois: Joehio?
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Peter: Yes. I named the colony on the moon after my pal, Joe.
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Joe: Thanks Peter
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