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Description
Name: The Crimson Conservative

Real Name: Unknown

Aliases: Connie

Identity Status: Publicly known

Sex: Female

Height: 9’

Weight: Approximately 1,000 pounds

Age: Unknown (appears to be in her mid- to late twenties)

Hair: Red

Eyes: Deep blue (right), N/A (left)

Residence: Heart Valley, California (alternate universe), various locations in Angel Falls

Powers:
Super Strength - The Crimson Conservative’s extra-dense, scientifically altered musculature gives her the ability to lift extraordinary weight and deliver devastating physical blows, to the point that she is among the strongest super-beings in the Angel Falls universe.

Durability - With her bulletproof skin and unnaturally dense flesh, Connie is very difficult to physically harm, and is able to take astounding amounts of punishment with no apparent effect on her ability to perform. She has been seen to withstand explosions, physical blows from other super-beings, laser blasts, and other dangers without receiving lasting injuries.

Weaknesses:
Hypergargalesthesia - To put it bluntly, the Crimson Conservative is unbearably ticklish, and has developed an unreasonable fear of being tickled. It is unknown if this is a natural disorder she suffers from, or whether it was given to her via damage to her brain, or as a side effect to the brainwashing she endured (see below). This weakness is not common knowledge, as Connie takes great pains to keep it a secret.

Marijuana Allergy - Coming into contact with the plant makes her breakout in a rash, and exposure to burning marijuana makes her dizzy and disoriented in small doses. Prolonged exposure to large amounts will cause Connie to lose consciousness. As with her hypergargalesthesia, this weakness is not common knowledge.

Personality Traits:
Patriotism - Connie is a firm believer in American exceptionalism, and places her nation and its citizens first every time. She is an unapologetic supporter of the Founding Fathers, the Constitution, and old-fashioned American values.

Violent Tendencies - Connie is as free with her fists as she is with her mouth, and sees nothing wrong with injuring and killing people she believes have it coming.

Outdated Mindset - A child of the early 20th century, Connie has views that were not unusual for that period, though alarming today, and are often described as racist, sexist, bigoted, and intolerant. She seems unwilling or unable to accept that the world has moved on from the time she was born into, and has a chronic inability to grasp modern concepts, including technological advances.

Alcoholism and Smoking - Even for a woman of her size, Connie is able to put away a jaw-dropping amount of alcohol, preferably Jack Daniel’s. She avoids wine and mixed drinks, especially ones she sees as feminine or fancy. She is also mystified at modern society’s reservations about tobacco, and has no trouble lighting up an unfiltered Lucky Strike anytime, in any location.

Narcissism - Connie was a very beautiful young woman before her transformation into a superheroine, and still has the mindset of a redheaded bombshell. She seems unaware that most people stare at her due to the fact she is a nine-foot-tall, muscular Amazon, often with multiple firearms on her person, and not necessarily because they find her attractive. It is a rare occasion indeed that Connie finds herself too busy or not in the mood to strike a pose, even during combat or while in danger.

Combativeness/Competitiveness - Connie is always looking for a fight, and will jump at a chance for a good old-fashioned brawl whenever one presents itself (even if the chance has to be manufactured by her). She prefers to fight villains, but will also eagerly enter combat with a fellow hero or heroine. She has to get the last word in, has to do the most push-ups, have the biggest gun, drink the most, win every wet tee-shirt contest, etc.

Origin: Note: Due to her amnesia, Connie is unaware of much of the following story.
In her native earth, the woman that would become the Crimson Conservative was an American saboteur working against the Nazis during World War Two. She was captured by the Russians, who performed extensive alterations to her body using scientific methods and processes that have apparently been lost to history. Brainwashed into a nearly mindless killing machine, the woman was armed and deployed on a battlefield with instructions to kill General George S. Patton, who’s anti-Soviet rhetoric had disturbed many in the Russian government. Immediately upon being unleashed, the towering human weapon began slaughtering everyone in her way and destroying everything in her path.

The carnage did not go unnoticed by General Patton, who disregarded pleas from his fellow officers to flee to safety and charged the woman with apparently no concern to his own wellbeing. Ripping a flagpole out of the ground, Patton sprinted directly at the oncoming supersoldier and rammed the tip of the pole through her left eye and into her brain, taking her out of commission. Again ignoring the advice of others, Patton ordered the giant woman to be spared after admiring her and coming to the (incorrect) conclusion that she was the reincarnation of some of history’s greatest warrior women. For the rest of the war, the inert giantess would accompany Patton, who had her shipped around and setup in his quarters as if she was a statue.

During this time General Patton would read aloud to her from his journals, letters he wrote, and from the Bible. Many strategy sessions and arguments occurred while the immobile supersoldier was present, silently and unresponsively observing the activity from the corner she was setup in.

After Patton succumbed to mortal injuries sustained in a Jeep accident, Patton’s comrades, who were not as enamored with the giantess as he had been, shipped her to America. She was eventually placed in suspended animation and interred beneath Patton’s church in San Gabriel, California, where she would spend over six decades in a state of unconsciousness.

Recently, a triad of villains discovered the location of the nearly forgotten supersoldier and absconded with her. Dr. Josefine Mengele, Professor Briana Octovich, and a man known as Malcolm Z (the granddaughter of Dr. Josef Mengele, a renegade Russian psychic operations researcher, and Afrocentric technological savant, respectively) combined their skills to waken the supersoldier, hoping to control her for their own gain. Two factors resulted in their plan going violently awry, however: Octovich secretly had the woman’s strength further enhanced, wanting this Russian-made weapon of war to be even more impressive in honor of the Soviet visionaries who created her, and the redheaded Amazon was not the mindless being they expected her to be.

Apparently the woman had absorbed the wisdom of General Patton while in his presence, and she awoke with a mind of her own. Unstoppable thanks to Octovich’s secret enhancements, the woman broke free from her would-be controllers, and was soon noticed by the authorities. The Crimson Conservative, as she came to be known thanks to her red hair and right-wing beliefs, was setup in a disused secret military base in the quiet Californian town of Heart Valley. One of the government’s top assassins, the feline/human hybrid Republicat, was paired with the Amazon, charged both with keeping Connie from making her existence known to the public, and assisting her when she is deployed to stop a threat to America and the nation’s interests.

When not in the Angel Falls universe (Connie has the almost unnatural ability to blunder from one dimension to the other), the Crimson Conservative is kept cooped-up in Heart Valley much more than she would like, demolishing television sets in disgust at the glimpses of the state of modern American society, guzzling Jack Daniel’s, and finding ways to make Republicat’s life a stressful one.

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For about a year now, people have been asking if the Crimson Conservative had a bio they could read. Well, now they do, thanks to me being inspired by my one year anniversary here on dA, and the amazing portrait of her done by the talented . Sean is indeed talented, not to mention a guy who’s easy to work with and dedicated to bringing your vision to life via his artwork. Plus, he’s one of these dopey artists who doesn’t realize that his stuff is worth far more than he asks for it! (Don’t tell him though, huh? )

Did I cover everything you want to know about Connie? Probably not; remember that much of her past is lost in the mists of amnesia and behind government red tape, and that she has yet to reveal many things to me. Still, if you want to use this opportunity to ask a question or two about my all-American Amazon, please do so.

As mentioned, is responsible for this piece of art, and fortunately for everyone, he works on commission.

I basically ripped the format for this off from ’s bio of her own redheaded super-hottie.

is where you can often find my girl; just follow the bloody prints left by a pair of gigantic combat boots, or the trail of empty bottles of Jack and smoldering Lucky Strike butts…

The Crimson Conservative and the villains mentioned were copyrighted by me in 2009.

Comments welcome, even if it’s to cuss me out for unleashing this right-wing horror upon not one, but two worlds…

Description
Name: The Crimson Conservative

Real Name: Unknown

Aliases: Connie

Identity Status: Publicly known

Sex: Female

Height: 9’

Weight: Approximately 1,000 pounds

Age: Unknown (appears to be in her mid- to late twenties)

Hair: Red

Eyes: Deep blue (right), N/A (left)

Residence: Heart Valley, California (alternate universe), various locations in Angel Falls

Powers:
Super Strength - The Crimson Conservative’s extra-dense, scientifically altered musculature gives her the ability to lift extraordinary weight and deliver devastating physical blows, to the point that she is among the strongest super-beings in the Angel Falls universe.

Durability - With her bulletproof skin and unnaturally dense flesh, Connie is very difficult to physically harm, and is able to take astounding amounts of punishment with no apparent effect on her ability to perform. She has been seen to withstand explosions, physical blows from other super-beings, laser blasts, and other dangers without receiving lasting injuries.

Weaknesses:
Hypergargalesthesia - To put it bluntly, the Crimson Conservative is unbearably ticklish, and has developed an unreasonable fear of being tickled. It is unknown if this is a natural disorder she suffers from, or whether it was given to her via damage to her brain, or as a side effect to the brainwashing she endured (see below). This weakness is not common knowledge, as Connie takes great pains to keep it a secret.

Marijuana Allergy - Coming into contact with the plant makes her breakout in a rash, and exposure to burning marijuana makes her dizzy and disoriented in small doses. Prolonged exposure to large amounts will cause Connie to lose consciousness. As with her hypergargalesthesia, this weakness is not common knowledge.

Personality Traits:
Patriotism - Connie is a firm believer in American exceptionalism, and places her nation and its citizens first every time. She is an unapologetic supporter of the Founding Fathers, the Constitution, and old-fashioned American values.

Violent Tendencies - Connie is as free with her fists as she is with her mouth, and sees nothing wrong with injuring and killing people she believes have it coming.

Outdated Mindset - A child of the early 20th century, Connie has views that were not unusual for that period, though alarming today, and are often described as racist, sexist, bigoted, and intolerant. She seems unwilling or unable to accept that the world has moved on from the time she was born into, and has a chronic inability to grasp modern concepts, including technological advances.

Alcoholism and Smoking - Even for a woman of her size, Connie is able to put away a jaw-dropping amount of alcohol, preferably Jack Daniel’s. She avoids wine and mixed drinks, especially ones she sees as feminine or fancy. She is also mystified at modern society’s reservations about tobacco, and has no trouble lighting up an unfiltered Lucky Strike anytime, in any location.

Narcissism - Connie was a very beautiful young woman before her transformation into a superheroine, and still has the mindset of a redheaded bombshell. She seems unaware that most people stare at her due to the fact she is a nine-foot-tall, muscular Amazon, often with multiple firearms on her person, and not necessarily because they find her attractive. It is a rare occasion indeed that Connie finds herself too busy or not in the mood to strike a pose, even during combat or while in danger.

Combativeness/Competitiveness - Connie is always looking for a fight, and will jump at a chance for a good old-fashioned brawl whenever one presents itself (even if the chance has to be manufactured by her). She prefers to fight villains, but will also eagerly enter combat with a fellow hero or heroine. She has to get the last word in, has to do the most push-ups, have the biggest gun, drink the most, win every wet tee-shirt contest, etc.

Origin: Note: Due to her amnesia, Connie is unaware of much of the following story.
In her native earth, the woman that would become the Crimson Conservative was an American saboteur working against the Nazis during World War Two. She was captured by the Russians, who performed extensive alterations to her body using scientific methods and processes that have apparently been lost to history. Brainwashed into a nearly mindless killing machine, the woman was armed and deployed on a battlefield with instructions to kill General George S. Patton, who’s anti-Soviet rhetoric had disturbed many in the Russian government. Immediately upon being unleashed, the towering human weapon began slaughtering everyone in her way and destroying everything in her path.

The carnage did not go unnoticed by General Patton, who disregarded pleas from his fellow officers to flee to safety and charged the woman with apparently no concern to his own wellbeing. Ripping a flagpole out of the ground, Patton sprinted directly at the oncoming supersoldier and rammed the tip of the pole through her left eye and into her brain, taking her out of commission. Again ignoring the advice of others, Patton ordered the giant woman to be spared after admiring her and coming to the (incorrect) conclusion that she was the reincarnation of some of history’s greatest warrior women. For the rest of the war, the inert giantess would accompany Patton, who had her shipped around and setup in his quarters as if she was a statue.

During this time General Patton would read aloud to her from his journals, letters he wrote, and from the Bible. Many strategy sessions and arguments occurred while the immobile supersoldier was present, silently and unresponsively observing the activity from the corner she was setup in.

After Patton succumbed to mortal injuries sustained in a Jeep accident, Patton’s comrades, who were not as enamored with the giantess as he had been, shipped her to America. She was eventually placed in suspended animation and interred beneath Patton’s church in San Gabriel, California, where she would spend over six decades in a state of unconsciousness.

Recently, a triad of villains discovered the location of the nearly forgotten supersoldier and absconded with her. Dr. Josefine Mengele, Professor Briana Octovich, and a man known as Malcolm Z (the granddaughter of Dr. Josef Mengele, a renegade Russian psychic operations researcher, and Afrocentric technological savant, respectively) combined their skills to waken the supersoldier, hoping to control her for their own gain. Two factors resulted in their plan going violently awry, however: Octovich secretly had the woman’s strength further enhanced, wanting this Russian-made weapon of war to be even more impressive in honor of the Soviet visionaries who created her, and the redheaded Amazon was not the mindless being they expected her to be.

Apparently the woman had absorbed the wisdom of General Patton while in his presence, and she awoke with a mind of her own. Unstoppable thanks to Octovich’s secret enhancements, the woman broke free from her would-be controllers, and was soon noticed by the authorities. The Crimson Conservative, as she came to be known thanks to her red hair and right-wing beliefs, was setup in a disused secret military base in the quiet Californian town of Heart Valley. One of the government’s top assassins, the feline/human hybrid Republicat, was paired with the Amazon, charged both with keeping Connie from making her existence known to the public, and assisting her when she is deployed to stop a threat to America and the nation’s interests.

When not in the Angel Falls universe (Connie has the almost unnatural ability to blunder from one dimension to the other), the Crimson Conservative is kept cooped-up in Heart Valley much more than she would like, demolishing television sets in disgust at the glimpses of the state of modern American society, guzzling Jack Daniel’s, and finding ways to make Republicat’s life a stressful one.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

For about a year now, people have been asking if the Crimson Conservative had a bio they could read. Well, now they do, thanks to me being inspired by my one year anniversary here on dA, and the amazing portrait of her done by the talented . Sean is indeed talented, not to mention a guy who’s easy to work with and dedicated to bringing your vision to life via his artwork. Plus, he’s one of these dopey artists who doesn’t realize that his stuff is worth far more than he asks for it! (Don’t tell him though, huh? )

Did I cover everything you want to know about Connie? Probably not; remember that much of her past is lost in the mists of amnesia and behind government red tape, and that she has yet to reveal many things to me. Still, if you want to use this opportunity to ask a question or two about my all-American Amazon, please do so.

As mentioned, is responsible for this piece of art, and fortunately for everyone, he works on commission.

I basically ripped the format for this off from ’s bio of her own redheaded super-hottie.

is where you can often find my girl; just follow the bloody prints left by a pair of gigantic combat boots, or the trail of empty bottles of Jack and smoldering Lucky Strike butts…

The Crimson Conservative and the villains mentioned were copyrighted by me in 2009.

Comments welcome, even if it’s to cuss me out for unleashing this right-wing horror upon not one, but two worlds…