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After seeing what he did with Connie the first time, I quickly contacted and got him started on two more pictures of her. I tried and I tried to think of interesting scenes for her to be in, but all I could come up with was her in a bikini, which I know is a great disappointment to everybody…The added details to this one really make it special, like her white french tipped nails and her toe rings. It might seem odd for a killing-machine like the Crimson Conservative to wear something so girly, but if you knew where she got the material for these trophies, well, suddenly it doesn’t seem so girly anymore…
Am I wrong, or does Connie actually look cute in this picture? And I can’t help but wonder what she’s smiling about. Maybe she’s just happy that she’s on a more pleasant beach than the one she found herself on last time, and that damn Russkie broad isn’t around to give her trouble. (Go to [link] to get what I’m talking about.) Or maybe some liberal just told her there’s no smoking allowed on the beach, and Connie’s smiling because she’s thinking about how far she’s gonna throw him out to sea. Those specially made, extra-long Lucky Strikes are expensive, and she ain’t puttin’ one out ’till she’s good n’ ready! Now, if only she could only get the company to make ‘em unfiltered…
You may notice that this picture is titled “ConnieBikini2,” which suggests there is a “ConnieBikini1.” Yup, there is, but I decided to post this one first. She’s in a different pose in the next one, and while her other bikini isn’t stars and stripes, if you ask me, it’s every bit as patriotic…
created this and the upcoming picture, doing so very quickly, and at a great price.
The Crimson Conservative is (c) 2009 to me.
Download for a bigger view, and while I am politely asking for comments, Connie is saying that if you don‘t comment, you must not like women (only she is not being so polite about it)…
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Comments: 43
schnarre [2025-01-14 21:14:39 +0000 UTC]
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mazrikoth [2017-05-29 11:20:29 +0000 UTC]
Connie, you are a smokin hottie...please ignore the pun, or dont if it made ya laugh
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JamesE82 In reply to mazrikoth [2017-05-29 16:27:18 +0000 UTC]
As long as they come with compliments, you can make all the puns ya want.
Yeah, you made her smirk.
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mazrikoth In reply to JamesE82 [2017-05-30 04:40:05 +0000 UTC]
Heh, its not hard to compliment you, connie *smiles*
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JamesE82 In reply to FabledHeroes [2016-10-17 01:36:44 +0000 UTC]
Too many jokes about your "flag poll" to choose from.
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FabledHeroes In reply to JamesE82 [2016-10-17 01:41:36 +0000 UTC]
LOL 😂 oh my god yes there are
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JamesE82 In reply to Whetsit-Tuya [2014-04-11 17:00:00 +0000 UTC]
Yup; not only does she like it, I suspect she also smokes to annoy people.
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Whetsit-Tuya In reply to JamesE82 [2014-04-11 17:06:54 +0000 UTC]
Reka smokes becuase it's cool and sexy, smoking is extremely stupid but cool/sexy, since it's a sci-fi series she stars in there's a cure for a lung cancer
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JamesE82 In reply to Whetsit-Tuya [2014-04-11 17:52:50 +0000 UTC]
That’s a fact. I don’t smoke, but it can be a tool for making a character cooler or more sinister.
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JamesE82 In reply to whymI [2011-08-12 22:36:30 +0000 UTC]
That we do.
Thanks a lot for taking the time to share your thoughts. The funny/idiotic thing is, I keep hearing liberals talk about how conservatives allegedly hate strong women.
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Match25 [2011-04-13 13:57:56 +0000 UTC]
any woman can look very cute, they just have to want to show it off
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JamesE82 In reply to Match25 [2011-04-13 18:49:59 +0000 UTC]
Connie: “Especially this woman.” *Puts hands behind her head and gives you a sultry look*
Thanks, and fortunately for us, Connie shows off as often as possible.
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Kellodrawsalot [2010-12-24 19:11:16 +0000 UTC]
Oh she looks great, she reminds me of Lara Croft for some reason but not my type she just seems to bit to manly for me, tell your friend he did a great job trough.
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JamesE82 In reply to Kellodrawsalot [2010-12-25 07:00:40 +0000 UTC]
Did you just compare me to that bullheaded slab of muscle? Yuck!
I’m not sure that I see the resemblance, but still, thanks a lot for commenting. Yes, the Crimson Conservative isn’t everyone’s type, and I’m perfectly fine with that (I’ve just always liked my women to be on the
side). Supro did indeed do a great job, and I’ll let him know that you approve of his work!
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Kellodrawsalot In reply to JamesE82 [2010-12-25 20:40:51 +0000 UTC]
Thats very okay, there is nothing wrong if you liek the muscle manly woman lawl I can't help but draw men and boys girly and feminine I just like my woman feminine the only one that can get away with being a bit manly to me is Lara, XDD Merry Christmas
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JamesE82 In reply to Kellodrawsalot [2010-12-25 20:47:45 +0000 UTC]
I don’t know if I like my women manly, but I get what you mean. And Miss Croft has a strong face with large features, which does make her seem a bit powerful. And Merry Christmas back at you!
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Kellodrawsalot In reply to JamesE82 [2010-12-25 20:53:37 +0000 UTC]
and a Happy 2011 oh well I see what you mean just in my taste most of the woman in your gallery to me does look like the muscle a bit manly type but maybe its just because I'm a woman mysself
I don't mind woman that have you know some meat on them I just myself prefer them girly and very feminine not overly to feminine I got a weakness for tomboys to.
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JamesE82 In reply to Kellodrawsalot [2010-12-25 20:58:14 +0000 UTC]
Tomboys are great--they’re female where it counts, but you don’t have to hold their purses while they try on a pair of Hello Kitty sandals at the mall. Have a great 2011!
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Kellodrawsalot In reply to JamesE82 [2010-12-25 21:00:38 +0000 UTC]
Thats true! I am a bit of a tomboy myself, lucky My girlfriend is also a bit of a tomboy and not a girl that checks her make up every 15 minutes you to!!
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deathstarshotput [2010-10-06 18:38:16 +0000 UTC]
Her thighs and buttocks are too thin! I think it's a great pic, but she'd look sexier with a little bit more width, a little more baby got back.
And no (worry), I'm not trying to make her fat.
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JamesE82 In reply to deathstarshotput [2010-10-06 18:42:14 +0000 UTC]
I don’t know about her thighs, butt--I mean, but her rear end looks okay to me. Her feet (which, it has been pointed out, are exceptionally large) may be throwing off your perspective…? Still, thanks for the comment!
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ArchiCrash [2010-08-17 18:42:24 +0000 UTC]
She's on a beach, in a bikini. Why shouldn't she be smiling?!
Heh heh. Intersting character design...
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JamesE82 In reply to ArchiCrash [2010-08-17 18:49:22 +0000 UTC]
Thanks; I’ve always said, love her or hate her, you gotta admit she’s interesting! And as for her smiling, it usually takes something more to get her really smirking, like a terrorist’s head getting flattened between her hands. But you’re right, she needs to learn to just enjoy herself without bloodshed…
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ArchiCrash In reply to JamesE82 [2010-08-18 03:29:14 +0000 UTC]
Well, maybe she she's happy because realized that she's almost the embodiment of the sentiment "Democracy, Whiskey, Sexy." If only she had some liquor...
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JamesE82 [2010-08-05 03:52:04 +0000 UTC]
You obviously didn’t read the warning I gave in the description to another picture… Watch out, or you’ll find out just how big they are when she stomps you flat!
Honestly, though, I’m not sure what size she wears, exactly; I’ve been asking what the appropriate size’d be for a nine-foot tall supersoldier to wear, but shockingly, nobody seems to know!
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CheshireCaterling In reply to JamesE82 [2010-08-06 02:53:21 +0000 UTC]
Nine foot tall? Hmmm...I'd estimate between a size 20-22...which sounds ridiculous but the increments in measurements of size become less as you go up...the relative difference between a size 6 to a 7 is much more than that of a size 16 to a 17..
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JamesE82 In reply to CheshireCaterling [2010-08-06 03:22:07 +0000 UTC]
Actually, that doesn’t sound ridiculous at all, as people have been suggesting sizes quite a bit larger. I didn’t know about the increments becoming smaller; I thought it was every inch was three shoe sizes, or something like that. Connie’s shoe size is not really a big (pun intended?) deal, but I’d like to nail it down so her enemies can make fun of her about it…
As I’ve said elsewhere, we writers have fragile egos, and mine demands that I ask if you’ve read any of my tales, or if you just liked this picture. Either way, thank you for commenting, and thank you very much for the fave!
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CheshireCaterling In reply to JamesE82 [2010-08-06 04:19:38 +0000 UTC]
Hey no problem...amazon girls rule
...and the height alone doesn't always determine shoe size, I was just making a broad estimate. I mean I once new a girl who was around 6' and yet only wore a size 6 shoe and theres a foot model on some website I saw who's only about 5'1" with a size 10...its not always about relative proportions...
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JamesE82 In reply to Kajm [2010-07-31 16:19:32 +0000 UTC]
Thanks for taking the time to complement my girl! As for sparing with your polymorphic do-gooder, Connie wouldn’t have a problem with that at all, as she’s always looking for an excuse to put up her dukes.
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boxeater5 [2010-07-28 21:07:01 +0000 UTC]
For a conservative she doesn't look that bad, tho I'm sure not even CC can match my Jessica in a very similar get up [link]
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JamesE82 In reply to boxeater5 [2010-07-28 22:26:43 +0000 UTC]
For a conservative? Not a fan of Ann Coulter, I guess. Anyway, I think Connie looks pretty good here, too; as for your Miss Riley… It’ll be interesting to see what you think of the next picture of my girl at the beach, as the bikini pattern in that one is of my own design, and the message it sends is, well, obvious.
Thanks for taking the time to comment, and keep up the good work with Jessica.
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boxeater5 In reply to JamesE82 [2010-07-28 22:33:10 +0000 UTC]
whos Ann Coulter?
thanks for the kind words on Jessica and I do look forward to more of Connie tho
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Soviet-Superwoman [2010-07-28 19:01:10 +0000 UTC]
Damn Russkie broad!?! If that Dittohead isn't careful I'm going to show back up with my peacock feathers and get medieval on her Nick Fury looking self. She's knows what I mean...
Out of curiosity what materials does she use on her white french tipped nails and toe rings?
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JamesE82 In reply to Soviet-Superwoman [2010-07-28 19:14:49 +0000 UTC]
I phrased that sentence a bit awkwardly; she uses regular paint on her nails, but her toe rings are trophies from kills that are special to her: The gold teeth she punched out of a drug lord’s head, melted circuitry from a giant killer robot she gutted with her bare hands, or, say, the medallion of a wizard that she slew… with a little help, of course. She has the metals melted down and made into plus-sized foot jewelry… just one of her inexplicably feminine/warrior quirks.
Just what did you mean with that feather remark? Connie was reading your comment over my shoulder, and now she’s huddled in the corner, whimpering and sweating!
Other than almost making my girl cry, thanks for the comment!
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Soviet-Superwoman In reply to JamesE82 [2010-07-29 13:30:43 +0000 UTC]
So...her nail polish is not the blood of Al-Qaeda members mixed with the tears of Jimmy Carter...I'm almost disappointed.
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JamesE82 In reply to Soviet-Superwoman [2010-07-29 16:15:48 +0000 UTC]
Well, if she ever wanted to try that mixture, she could get both ingredients in the same place, since Jimmy’s always over there paling around with terrorists and crying when they get killed… Besides, Connie‘s knowledge and experience with dried blood is frighteningly extensive; I’m sure if she could get it to stay from going brown and chipping, she’d be doing just what you suggested.
Since you are nearly disappointed in her, I’ll just have to make her that much more extreme the next time she meets Olga--would that make you happy? Don’t think your girl can always win by exploiting Connie’s weakness when she‘s helpless every time, you cheater, and fortunately for you, that Nick Fury comparison went over her head.
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