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by JamesE82


“Should we, uh, take a break?” the photographer asked, looking from the AFPD badge he was being shown, to the man in the black suit displaying it, then over to the towering redhead.

“What the Sam Hill for?” the Crimson Conservative answered, though it was not at all certain she was the one being asked. “I can talk and pose at the same time, and ol’ Officer Sicky here’ll probably enjoy the show.”

The man in the black suit slid his identification back into an inner pocket of his coat and nodded. “No need to stop, Miss Conservative, and now that you mention it, I think this informal interview will be more pleasant for me than the average bit of questioning. It’s Detective, however: Detective Sickert.”

“Ain’t that what I said?” the redhead asked, placing her hands behind her head and flexing her abdominal muscles. The photographer hesitated, though, which earned him a glare from his model. “What kinda name is Sickert, anyway? English?”

The detective did have familial roots that stretched to England--more than one root, in fact--but did not say so. “As for your name,” he said, “do you prefer Crimson, or Conservative?”

“Aw, call me Connie,” she told him, then gave the camera a pouty look. “What can I do for you, Dick, other than display my incredible body? Is this about the drug runners’ boat I sunk last night? Or the gang members I threw through all those windows? Or that explosion in Midtown? And lemme tell ya, if you’re here to accuse me of having anything to do with that American Hero dame’s escape, I’ll-”

“No, no,” Sickert told her. “Actually, you were right the first time. Those drug runners you spotted and took care of; where did you sink their boat, exactly?”

Connie thought for a moment, but continued to pose as the photographer snapped away. “I was done buyin’ things at that Pier Two Shopping Center, and was walkin’ along the Boardwalk. I’d passed Paudraic’s, headin’ south, but I hadn’t gotten to that pervert club yet, ya know? Where all those leather-wearin’ lesbos hang out? I could see the place from where I ran into the drug runners, though.”

Sickert nodded. “Thank you, that’s some helpful information. The runners, as you know, were in no condition to talk when you brought them to the police station.”

“Ain’t my fault that one of ‘em pulled a Roscoe, or that the other one couldn’t swim. What kinda idiot who’s runnin’ drugs on the ocean don’t take the time to learn how to swim, anyway? At least I pulled his worthless butt out of the drink.” As she spoke, the supersoldier got on her knees, making sure her own hard-as-steel rear end was pointed at the camera. “You gettin’ this?”

“Oh, y-yes,” the photographer said. It was a thrilling, though a bit unnerving, experience to have the Crimson Conservative in his studio, and as long as she was happy with him, he was not truly afraid of her. Or not too afraid, anyway. That detective, though, was getting to him, and it wasn’t just because of the sack of coke he kept in his office safe.

The man, Sickert, was tall and thin, but there was something about the way he carried himself that made the photographer sure he had quite a bit of muscle beneath his black suit. The guy was pale, and had one of those faces that made it impossible to guess his age to within closer than a decade. His high forehead and dark eyes made him look like a thinker, like a college professor or something, but the wavy black hair swept back over his head gave him a somehow wild aspect, too. When he offered a slight bow to the Crimson Conservative and said he was leaving, the man with the camera almost sighed out loud with relief.

“Talk to ya later, Dick,” Connie called. “Next time I see you, how ‘bout a signed picture or two? These ones‘re gonna be killer, I can tell!”

* * *

With his car parked facing the sacrifice’s apartment building, the detective sat with his eyes closed, feeling the sun slide beyond the horizon and the darkness deepen. At times like this, his blood seemed to speak to him, which was strange enough, but there was a problem.

Detective Sickert’s blood had multiple personalities.

The calm, rational half of the mixture always spoke convincingly when it was necessary, always winning the arguments and bickering that flashed into existence now and then within his veins. The other half, the excitable, hungry half of the red liquid, never fully surrendered, however, and would grumble and murmur.

It was the excitable half that was at that very moment calling for his hand to be filled with a knife’s blade, telling his eyes to gaze upon a steel weapon, because nothing picked up starlight like a sharp, cared-for blade. That’s what starlight was made for, to be brilliantly absorbed by sharp things, and to guide people like him through the darkened land when others clung to the illumination they made for themselves, or stumbled out into the blackness… into the blackness that was home to people like him.

But the voice of the calm blood spoke convincingly, as it usually did, and Sickert would not be showing his blade to the starlight that night. Well, he wasn’t planning on it; sometimes things just happened in the darkness, and the calm blood would decide to allow the wild blood to help Sickert do what was required.

His black eyes opened, because it was time. He heard the woman’s heels clacking on the concrete, in the same cadence he had heard before and instantly memorized. The detective drove up next to the woman, politely told her to get in the back seat, and listened to his hungry blood as she did so. The blood would be disappointed, though, because his knife would remain hidden from the woman that night.

After all, there were many ways to offer up a sacrifice…


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Here’s one of a batch of pictures the always incredible Supro Awesome did for me a long time ago; I couldn’t come up with a story to go with it, so I finally settled on having it accompany the scene where I introduce Detective Sickert, a character who I plan on hanging around the Falls for a while. A nine-foot-tall supersoldier with a Gatling gun in each hand comes in very handy in many circumstances, but there are times when more subtle techniques are necessary, you know?

created this wonderful picture, and these events take place in the city of , where you can always find bikini-clad Amazonians walking around, and now, at least one unusual member of law enforcement lurking in the shadows…

is the owner of Paudraic’s Getaway, is in charge of Club Sin, and American Hero is one of ’s creations. If anyone has laid claim to the Pier Two Shopping Center, I was unable to find out who it was.

The Crimson Conservative and Detective Sickert are my creations.

Comments welcome, even if it’s to ponder aloud what a sunken smuggler’s boat and an upcoming sacrifice have to do with each other…
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Comments: 60

JamesE82 In reply to ??? [2016-12-31 06:53:42 +0000 UTC]

And the ol' tootsies take care of me; just yesterday I kicked down a solid steel safe door to get at some stolen munitions... wanna Howitzer round or two?

Connie takes care of every inch of her body, and she suffers from hypergargalesthesia, which makes her unable to handle tickling in the slightest.

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J-money117 In reply to JamesE82 [2016-12-31 06:57:36 +0000 UTC]

Goodness me. I could always use some heavy artillery. My my to be able to give those a massage. *grin*

Oh my. The poor gal. I imagine any enemy that finds out about that isn't gonna bother trying to put bullets in her anymore.

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ArtAdmirer1-75th [2015-05-11 01:37:11 +0000 UTC]

 SuproAwesome  JamesE82  

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DarkRiderDLMC [2011-09-28 05:29:47 +0000 UTC]

This is nice work! Hardly anyone uses the muscle morphs right...

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JamesE82 In reply to DarkRiderDLMC [2011-09-28 17:00:33 +0000 UTC]

It is very nice work, which is exactly what I expect from

Thank you for taking the time to comment.

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cooltime17 [2011-06-05 05:23:59 +0000 UTC]

nice work, I can't wait to see more of them both

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JamesE82 In reply to cooltime17 [2011-06-05 23:49:26 +0000 UTC]

Thanks a lot! The problem with shadowy Sickert is, though, he’s only seen when he wants to be seen…

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Soviet-Superwoman [2011-06-04 16:25:01 +0000 UTC]

Sickert...any relation to Walter Sickert, the famous English artist who is also a prime suspect of being ? While I enjoyed that book that case is most definitely not "Case Closed" and I have my own suspect near and dear to my heart.

Great render and great story!

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JamesE82 In reply to Soviet-Superwoman [2011-06-04 16:36:03 +0000 UTC]

You got it! I don’t think I’ll hide this comment, as everybody’s on the Jack track. Looks like I didn’t give enough nods to his other ancestor, though… If I told you the detective’s middle name, I think you’d get it.

I was convinced that Cornwell was correct while reading that book, but after a few years of hearing her charges disputed and other evidence come to light, I’m no longer sure it was Walter. I was partial to Dr. Francis Tumblety being Jack for a while, but am unwilling to say “Case Closed” on anyone at the moment.

Thanks for saying so, but it wasn’t really much of a story.

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Soviet-Superwoman In reply to JamesE82 [2011-06-04 16:45:03 +0000 UTC]

Tumblety is a good one, much better than Sickert who would have to run cross-continent at one point. Only issues I have there are his appearance does not match any of the suspects witnesses saw (love that inconspicuous mustache) and he was in prison at the time of the Mary Kelly murder for buggery. My personal favorite is George Chapman who was a misogynist with medical skill and American experiences, having a foreign look similar to those of witness descriptions. He resided in the immediate area of the murders throughout and the murders ceased once he moved to America, where another was killed in a similar fashion in his neighborhood. Everything fits except for his M.O. as he was a calculating poisoner.

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JamesE82 In reply to Soviet-Superwoman [2011-06-04 16:59:03 +0000 UTC]

I’ve always considered it very possible that the official Ripper murders may not all have been done by Jack himself, and isn’t it amazing how many of the best suspects were almost certainly responsible for non-canonical murders? The official body count is, in my mind, not set in stone when it comes to how many Jack got, whoever he truly was. And Chapman’s certainly up there on the list of suspects, but you’re right about him specializing in poison. Still, who says that a murderer has to be married to one method of killing for his entire career?

The only thing that is undeniably true in all of Ripperology is that Tumblety had one goofy mustache!

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Soviet-Superwoman In reply to JamesE82 [2011-06-04 17:04:21 +0000 UTC]

That mustache is epic and honestly the reason I can't say it was him. This is how it would have gone down:

Abberline: "So can you describe the man you saw with Polly Nichols on the night of her murder?
Witness: "Indeed sir! 'E was about 6 foot tall, wearing dark clothing and a frock coat and 'e had a great big mustache!"
Abberline: "About this big?" *holds his hands out about a 4 inches*
Witness: "Nah sir, that's 'oo short!"
Abberline:*widening hands to about 6 inches* "Here you say?"
Witness: "Nah sir, it was comically large!" *holds out his hands about a foot and a half*
Abberline: "Well this shouldn't take too long then."

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JamesE82 In reply to Soviet-Superwoman [2011-06-04 17:09:47 +0000 UTC]

No, don’t you see? He hid his knife collection in his mustache! The body parts he took from the victims, too! That’s how he got away with it!

Okay, your scenario is hard to argue with. Witnesses have always had trouble catching details in the dark, but Tumblety probably had to turn sideways to get through doors with that thing on his face.

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Soviet-Superwoman In reply to JamesE82 [2011-06-04 17:13:54 +0000 UTC]

You know...it would have made the perfect disguise if he got it from the phoney-baloney mustache emporium. Then he could take it off, kill some poor unfortunate and put it back on and no-one would have suspected the misogynist with the gigantic double-handlebar mustache.

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JamesE82 In reply to Soviet-Superwoman [2011-06-04 17:21:28 +0000 UTC]

I don’t know, the experts say that the most subtle disguises are the best ones.

Look at all that! Why doesn’t he just put on a giant foam rubber cowboy hat?

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Soviet-Superwoman In reply to JamesE82 [2011-06-04 17:24:43 +0000 UTC]

No he clearly needs a giant sombrero to accompany a mustache of that caliber!

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JamesE82 In reply to Soviet-Superwoman [2011-06-04 17:29:46 +0000 UTC]

Is that an actual quote from an episode? Mine was from Merlin’s Shop of Mystical Wonders, but I can’t place what Tom said.

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Soviet-Superwoman In reply to JamesE82 [2011-06-04 17:43:07 +0000 UTC]

Er, no I was just playing off what Crow said there... Glad it sounded authentic though!

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JamesE82 In reply to Soviet-Superwoman [2011-06-04 17:45:00 +0000 UTC]

It truly did sound authentic! I was trying to think of all the episodes that featured a character with a prominent mustache and see if I could remember Tom saying that.

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alphazion [2011-06-04 15:49:09 +0000 UTC]

I knew Connie should get into modeling And this Sickert guy...well, when the MiB show up you know things are going to take a turn for the freaky...

And American Hero vs. Connie? Now there's a throwdown I'd love to see.

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JamesE82 In reply to alphazion [2011-06-04 16:04:53 +0000 UTC]

Saving the United States from tyranny and destruction is quite a job, but fortunately, Connie will always find time to show off for us. As for Sickert, do you mean that the MiB are after him, or that he is one himself? Either one could be true…

When it comes to Hero vs. Connie, you are not alone in thinking that would be awesome. It may take a while, but there are plans in the works to get those two together…

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Soviet-Superwoman In reply to JamesE82 [2011-06-04 16:25:45 +0000 UTC]

People seem to want to see Jane and Connie knocking each other out rather than shaking hands at a book signing...

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JamesE82 In reply to Soviet-Superwoman [2011-06-04 16:38:52 +0000 UTC]

Too bad, because I’ll be in Angel Falls next week as part of my nationwide Demonic press tour…

You’re right about what people seem to want, but let’s leave ‘em guessing as to how the meeting is going to go, shall we?

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Soviet-Superwoman In reply to JamesE82 [2011-06-04 16:46:17 +0000 UTC]

Agreed.

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alphazion In reply to JamesE82 [2011-06-04 16:22:31 +0000 UTC]

Either way it'll be something to see And the Hero/Connie matchup reminds me of an old Captain America comic where he took on an impostor Cap who turned out to be a corporate shill. Definitely good stuff.

Totally random but were you as bummed out as I was that X-men 3 didn't have Juggernaut fight Colossus? I wanted to see that. ._.

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JamesE82 In reply to alphazion [2011-06-04 16:51:32 +0000 UTC]

The third X-Men left out a lot of things I wanted to see; speaking of Juggernaut, he didn’t even say hello to his half-brother Chuck! Beast was fun, but I actually only bothered to watch that movie once. I’ll wait for First Class on DVD, but the Captain America movie is definitely going to get me to the theatres! And I hadn’t thought of comparing Hero and Connie to the two Captains--that’s pretty accurate!

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alphazion In reply to JamesE82 [2011-06-05 17:48:15 +0000 UTC]

Apparently X-men 3 had a different director, so that was why...but yeah First Class looks awesome <3 and I can't wait to see Cap either! All the buzz says it'll be even better than Thor

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cele7110 [2011-06-04 14:15:44 +0000 UTC]

Interesting look into the mind of a serial killer with that detective. Connie does have a bit of a vain streak, doesn't she.

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JamesE82 In reply to cele7110 [2011-06-04 15:36:42 +0000 UTC]

A bit of a vain streak? Speaking of detectives, I’ve deduced that you just may have used some sarcasm there…

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cele7110 In reply to JamesE82 [2011-06-04 16:07:21 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, that would definitely be an interesting confrontation between Aegis and Connie--a real clash of opposites.

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JamesE82 In reply to cele7110 [2011-06-04 16:21:31 +0000 UTC]

Agreed; they’d clash, but Connie would genuinely try to get Aegis out of her shell… the problem is, Connie’d likely get frustrated and try to crack the shell open with a hammer.

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cele7110 In reply to JamesE82 [2011-06-04 16:25:59 +0000 UTC]

She better bring a Mjolnorium sledgehammer. Aegis is one tough nut to crack, and despite her intelligence, a bit awkward when it comes to social situations. The funny part is she'd be more comfortable once the fight started than she would just talking to Connie.

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Levia-the-Dragon [2011-06-04 08:13:32 +0000 UTC]

Whoa... hang on, I'm getting a distinctive (redacted) The (redacted) vibe off Sickert, I'm pretty sure Paudric and I have guessed the same thing with him...

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JamesE82 In reply to Levia-the-Dragon [2011-06-04 15:34:19 +0000 UTC]

You should go with your vibe, because it is correct, and yes, Paudriac got it right as well. That’s half of Sickert’s genetic disposition towards criminal activities; I admit that my clues in this scene were too vague as to his other notorious ancestor, so I’ll have to work some better ones into his next appearance.

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Levia-the-Dragon In reply to JamesE82 [2011-06-04 17:49:44 +0000 UTC]

Mmm, I guess we'll see then...

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Paudraic [2011-06-04 04:38:05 +0000 UTC]

I know, but I won't spoil it. You'll just have to believe me when I yell, "I knew it!" after your revelation. Cool tale and hot tail.

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JamesE82 In reply to Paudraic [2011-06-04 04:42:32 +0000 UTC]

Go ahead and tell me; if you’re right, I’ll hide the comment.

Tale/tail, good one!

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Paudraic In reply to JamesE82 [2011-06-04 04:47:07 +0000 UTC]

Thanks, couldn't resist. As for knowing, twas bull, but the knife and England make me think Ripper and well the paleness and preference for darkness points at vampire as has been guessed. But at to any particular vampire I haven't a clue.

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JamesE82 In reply to Paudraic [2011-06-04 04:52:40 +0000 UTC]

You’re half-right: He is a descendant of Walter Sickert, the man I--and plenty of others--believe was the Ripper. Lots of evidence for him being the one; even if he wasn’t Jack himself, I’m sure he was still a murderer.

He’s not a vampire, though; I honestly wasn’t thinking that while I wrote it, but I guess I’ve led people down that road on accident! In the next story he’s in, I’ll have to drop more hints about his other ancestor, this one a fictional fiend…

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Match25 [2011-06-04 03:27:37 +0000 UTC]

so want to give her a massage

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JamesE82 In reply to Match25 [2011-06-04 03:44:10 +0000 UTC]

That’s a real risk vs. reward situation, alright. Still, I’m with you on that one.

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Match25 In reply to JamesE82 [2011-06-04 03:52:53 +0000 UTC]

well worth the life threatening situation it is

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JamesE82 In reply to Match25 [2011-06-04 03:55:55 +0000 UTC]

Ya gotta go sometime…

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Match25 In reply to JamesE82 [2011-06-04 04:27:46 +0000 UTC]

and what a way that would be

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LoneStranger [2011-06-04 03:17:38 +0000 UTC]

Dun dun duuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

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JamesE82 In reply to LoneStranger [2011-06-04 03:42:56 +0000 UTC]

It might not be that bad, but Sickert does seem a bit unwell in the head…

Oh, and tell Poly to watch out for a certain blonde villainess.

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LoneStranger In reply to JamesE82 [2011-06-05 00:18:59 +0000 UTC]

Well that's a given.

I know, I'm aware of the plotline. Kinda have to be considering what's going on.

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JamesE82 In reply to LoneStranger [2011-06-05 23:36:04 +0000 UTC]

I didn’t mean to imply that you weren’t aware that a certain sadistic, power-mad alien was setting her sights on your girl. And I apologize in advance for Skipper being responsible for constructing the specialized device that you-know-who is apparently planning on using to make her guest comfortable. (Not sure if this plotline is a secret, so I’m kinda using code here. Plus, all I know of it is from the ending of that story where Skipper gets an offer she can‘t refuse…)

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LoneStranger In reply to JamesE82 [2011-06-06 05:09:40 +0000 UTC]

No problem.

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Knight3000 [2011-06-04 03:13:02 +0000 UTC]

Hmm Seems Detective Sickert is a Vampire Hunter or even a Half-vampire form what I read. He seems cool in a stealthy way.
Connie of course is seeing some action sinking those drug deusches boat and throwing some more out the window of a building!
At least she took time to do a photo shoot! Yts ALWAYS great to see her posin in a bikini!
Supro always does Connie greatly!

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