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No, I didn't know that the college professor was a relative of Avner Hirsh, but who gives a flyin' fuck? Sister of a congressman or not, that daffy bitch was screamin' out loud that everybody what voted for the Donald was a Klansman or homo-hater, period, so of course some patriotic student went 'n filmed her ranting like a loon with one of them "eye-telephone" gizmos! Hell, it ain't surprising that a college professor was inciting treason, and it ain't surprising that they wanna put the student in jail for taking the film--what is a shocker is that there's even one damned right-thinkin' kid in any of those indoctrination centers these days!

But hey, is what I did so bad? Those fruitloops who grabbed the picture-taker and tried to pull a "citizen's arrest" on the poor thing got physical, and what did I do? Responded in turn, that's all. And no, I didn't mean to break that one [CENSORED]'s back; he just fell into the dumpster at a funny angle, is all... and just between you 'n me, I'm putting the emphasis on funny! Shoulda heard him squeal for his boyfriend to come and help him! As for that hajji I sent through the store window, what can I say? Guess his neck was just a broken glass magnet.

Anyway, enough 'bout that: I'm here with some fellow Trump supporters that've been hassled to hell 'n back since the election, all of us tryin' to get away from the ruckus for a while. Yeah, even the Crimson Conservative can get a little tired of politics now and then. Go and tell Megyn Kelly and Harris Faulkner sorry, but I can only listen to them gab 'bout all the hooey that's going on in the world for so long before I need to kick off my boots and relax by a body of water that don't have a damned tickle-monster swimming 'round in it... stinkin' Shloggy's gonna be the death of me... And hell, why not include Meghan McCain in the apology list; that fat little midget's grown up since her sorry-ass dad handed the election to Sultan Hussein. I can almost stand to listen to half of what comes outta that yapper!

So here I am at the Vinnie Collura park, just passing time till the latest "Connie Crippled a buncha America-Hatin' Freaks" heat dies down. Speaking of heat, it is a little chilly, ain't it? Help yourself to a bottle of Jack while I get the ol' blood pumping with a swim or two across the lake, why don't ya; I brought three cases, so there should be just enough to last me the weekend.

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's first picture of my boisterous behemoth is a homerun, if you ask me, and I can't thank her enough for doing more than justice to Connie (this picture looks like a real photograph!). is where said supersoldier is relaxing, a great place to go if you want to find adventure, drama, or just super-babes in bikinis. Also, all politics are from Connie's mouth, not LQ's, so send the hate my way and not towards that talented artist.

The Crimson Conservative is my creation, © 2009.

Comments welcome, even if it's to speculate about the tensile strength of fabric that could survive Connie's nipples getting cold.

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No, I didn't know that the college professor was a relative of Avner Hirsh, but who gives a flyin' fuck? Sister of a congressman or not, that daffy bitch was screamin' out loud that everybody what voted for the Donald was a Klansman or homo-hater, period, so of course some patriotic student went 'n filmed her ranting like a loon with one of them "eye-telephone" gizmos! Hell, it ain't surprising that a college professor was inciting treason, and it ain't surprising that they wanna put the student in jail for taking the film--what is a shocker is that there's even one damned right-thinkin' kid in any of those indoctrination centers these days!

But hey, is what I did so bad? Those fruitloops who grabbed the picture-taker and tried to pull a "citizen's arrest" on the poor thing got physical, and what did I do? Responded in turn, that's all. And no, I didn't mean to break that one [CENSORED]'s back; he just fell into the dumpster at a funny angle, is all... and just between you 'n me, I'm putting the emphasis on funny! Shoulda heard him squeal for his boyfriend to come and help him! As for that hajji I sent through the store window, what can I say? Guess his neck was just a broken glass magnet.

Anyway, enough 'bout that: I'm here with some fellow Trump supporters that've been hassled to hell 'n back since the election, all of us tryin' to get away from the ruckus for a while. Yeah, even the Crimson Conservative can get a little tired of politics now and then. Go and tell Megyn Kelly and Harris Faulkner sorry, but I can only listen to them gab 'bout all the hooey that's going on in the world for so long before I need to kick off my boots and relax by a body of water that don't have a damned tickle-monster swimming 'round in it... stinkin' Shloggy's gonna be the death of me... And hell, why not include Meghan McCain in the apology list; that fat little midget's grown up since her sorry-ass dad handed the election to Sultan Hussein. I can almost stand to listen to half of what comes outta that yapper!

So here I am at the Vinnie Collura park, just passing time till the latest "Connie Crippled a buncha America-Hatin' Freaks" heat dies down. Speaking of heat, it is a little chilly, ain't it? Help yourself to a bottle of Jack while I get the ol' blood pumping with a swim or two across the lake, why don't ya; I brought three cases, so there should be just enough to last me the weekend.

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's first picture of my boisterous behemoth is a homerun, if you ask me, and I can't thank her enough for doing more than justice to Connie (this picture looks like a real photograph!). is where said supersoldier is relaxing, a great place to go if you want to find adventure, drama, or just super-babes in bikinis. Also, all politics are from Connie's mouth, not LQ's, so send the hate my way and not towards that talented artist.

The Crimson Conservative is my creation, © 2009.

Comments welcome, even if it's to speculate about the tensile strength of fabric that could survive Connie's nipples getting cold.