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Why Connie was Late to Hyper Con: Preview.

This should come as no surprise, but it looks like the Crimson Conservative has indeed fallen into the trap constructed by ultra-leftist Janet Raison and executed by starry-eyed libertarian Nathan Clark. So here Connie is, left depowered and nearly naked in a secret dungeon located somewhere in Angel Falls, when she would rather be attending Hyper Con and (in her mind) outshining the rest of the dopes that berg calls “heroes.”

The way I see it, possible reasons my rampaging redheaded Republican is so unhappy in this picture include the following:

A) The Giminni family compound she is being held captive in smells like fettuccine and hair oil, and all she can hear playing from the other room are reruns of The Jersey Shore.

B) The industrial-strength muscle relaxant coating the inside of the clothing they gave her is one thing not to like about the outfit, but the top and bottom don’t even match!

C) Connie is still playing last week’s Atop the Fourth Wall over in her mind and can’t get over how unfair she believes Linkara was to one of her favorite comic legends, Frank Miller: blip.tv/at4w/at4w-253-tales-to… .

D) This is being posted on a Monday, and even nine-foot supersoldiers don’t like Mondays, whether they spend them strapped to racks or not.

E) In an effort to torture the muscular conservative, the villains holding her have doctored audio of Rush Limbaugh to make it sound like he is leaving the air, with his radio show now to be hosted by Keith Olbermann.

F) The Crimson Conservative has a sneaking suspicion that the shameless JamesE82 is, in the near future, going to post one of the pictures he has of her topless merely to get pageviews.

G) One of her captors mentioned something about “feathers” as he was exiting the torture chamber, and Connie suddenly realizes how much of her skin is utterly exposed and vulnerable…

is where this takes place, home of Hyper Con, a superhero get-together orchestrated by . I predict that my girl will arrive there eventually, but may have to sweat it out for a while before doing so.

This picture was created by the very generous guy I call Artist X, who does not want to be associated with his older works. Still, a big to that talented fellow!

The Crimson Conservative is my creation, © 2009. And yes, when I use the © symbol, I mean that she was in fact legally copyrighted with the United States government.

Comments welcome, even if it is to predict how long it would take Keith to turn Rush’s thirty million strong audience into nothing but three or four sixteen-year-old stoners and a few virgin-craving Muslim terrorists.

Every Republican has to stop voting for members of their own party or they are condoning genocide! Hitler was a Baptist! A trillion children are murdered by guns every second! Please, somebody, listen to meeeeee!

P.S.: I am a fan of Linkara and agree with many of his stances; we just don’t see eye to eye on Frank Miller, is all, and I don’t want any of my fans to get the wrong impression about how I feel towards Linkara and his impressive work.

Description

Why Connie was Late to Hyper Con: Preview.

This should come as no surprise, but it looks like the Crimson Conservative has indeed fallen into the trap constructed by ultra-leftist Janet Raison and executed by starry-eyed libertarian Nathan Clark. So here Connie is, left depowered and nearly naked in a secret dungeon located somewhere in Angel Falls, when she would rather be attending Hyper Con and (in her mind) outshining the rest of the dopes that berg calls “heroes.”

The way I see it, possible reasons my rampaging redheaded Republican is so unhappy in this picture include the following:

A) The Giminni family compound she is being held captive in smells like fettuccine and hair oil, and all she can hear playing from the other room are reruns of The Jersey Shore.

B) The industrial-strength muscle relaxant coating the inside of the clothing they gave her is one thing not to like about the outfit, but the top and bottom don’t even match!

C) Connie is still playing last week’s Atop the Fourth Wall over in her mind and can’t get over how unfair she believes Linkara was to one of her favorite comic legends, Frank Miller: blip.tv/at4w/at4w-253-tales-to… .

D) This is being posted on a Monday, and even nine-foot supersoldiers don’t like Mondays, whether they spend them strapped to racks or not.

E) In an effort to torture the muscular conservative, the villains holding her have doctored audio of Rush Limbaugh to make it sound like he is leaving the air, with his radio show now to be hosted by Keith Olbermann.

F) The Crimson Conservative has a sneaking suspicion that the shameless JamesE82 is, in the near future, going to post one of the pictures he has of her topless merely to get pageviews.

G) One of her captors mentioned something about “feathers” as he was exiting the torture chamber, and Connie suddenly realizes how much of her skin is utterly exposed and vulnerable…

is where this takes place, home of Hyper Con, a superhero get-together orchestrated by . I predict that my girl will arrive there eventually, but may have to sweat it out for a while before doing so.

This picture was created by the very generous guy I call Artist X, who does not want to be associated with his older works. Still, a big to that talented fellow!

The Crimson Conservative is my creation, © 2009. And yes, when I use the © symbol, I mean that she was in fact legally copyrighted with the United States government.

Comments welcome, even if it is to predict how long it would take Keith to turn Rush’s thirty million strong audience into nothing but three or four sixteen-year-old stoners and a few virgin-craving Muslim terrorists.

Every Republican has to stop voting for members of their own party or they are condoning genocide! Hitler was a Baptist! A trillion children are murdered by guns every second! Please, somebody, listen to meeeeee!

P.S.: I am a fan of Linkara and agree with many of his stances; we just don’t see eye to eye on Frank Miller, is all, and I don’t want any of my fans to get the wrong impression about how I feel towards Linkara and his impressive work.