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Every poorly received film has it's own feel, its own identity, making bad films is an art-form, it's a delicate recipe. Some are worse than others, it might be a massive truck load of elephant dung, or a pellet of bird poop. To explain exactly how bad it is, I've invented "The Crapometer"

Purple: Poorly received films that are decent (good) or well-recieved films with serious flaws, Not part of the turd crust, but well within smell range.
Blue: High Level of Crap Contamination, Films that are possible to watch, but nobody in their right mind would.
Green: The "Very High" category which encompasses the majority of live action films based on cartoons, comics, video games etc. This is were you could still survive, but you'd come out traumatized... for life.
Yellow: The Severe Zone. This is for masochists only. These are films that could kill a person. STAY AWAY. Don't even think about it.
Orange: Worst films ever made, enough said.
Red: MAJOR CODE RED, we have films that don't even qualify as films at all. They shouldn't even be on the meter, but they are. And that's so you know to beware. never watch them, never talk about them.

10/12/2015 Update: added The Jetsons Movie & Fievel Goes West on the "Good" Category, Superman 4 & Catwoman on the "Very High" Category, Freddy Got Fingered on the "Severe Zone", Exorcist 2, Avengers (1998), Showgirls & Jack and Jill on the "WFE" Category and Gigli (the Worst Film Ever Made according to Watchmojo.com) on the "MAJOR CODE RED" Category

11/12/2015 Update: added Curly Sue, Home Alone 2 & Baby's Day Out on the "High Level of Crap Contamination" Category (according to one of my facebook friends)

11/12/2015 Update 2: added Space Jam, The Rescuers Down Under and Home on the Range on the "Good" Category and moved Home Alone 2 and The Golden Compass on the same category (because my older sister likes those movies)

13/12/2015 Update: added Jurassic Park 3 on the "High Level of Crap Contamination" Category and Far Cry and The Reef on the "Severe Zone" (according to one of my facebook friends)

14/12/2015 Update: added Alpha & Omega and Free Birds on the "Good" Category

The posters to their respective films belong to their respective copyright holders

Description
Every poorly received film has it's own feel, its own identity, making bad films is an art-form, it's a delicate recipe. Some are worse than others, it might be a massive truck load of elephant dung, or a pellet of bird poop. To explain exactly how bad it is, I've invented "The Crapometer"

Purple: Poorly received films that are decent (good) or well-recieved films with serious flaws, Not part of the turd crust, but well within smell range.
Blue: High Level of Crap Contamination, Films that are possible to watch, but nobody in their right mind would.
Green: The "Very High" category which encompasses the majority of live action films based on cartoons, comics, video games etc. This is were you could still survive, but you'd come out traumatized... for life.
Yellow: The Severe Zone. This is for masochists only. These are films that could kill a person. STAY AWAY. Don't even think about it.
Orange: Worst films ever made, enough said.
Red: MAJOR CODE RED, we have films that don't even qualify as films at all. They shouldn't even be on the meter, but they are. And that's so you know to beware. never watch them, never talk about them.

10/12/2015 Update: added The Jetsons Movie & Fievel Goes West on the "Good" Category, Superman 4 & Catwoman on the "Very High" Category, Freddy Got Fingered on the "Severe Zone", Exorcist 2, Avengers (1998), Showgirls & Jack and Jill on the "WFE" Category and Gigli (the Worst Film Ever Made according to Watchmojo.com) on the "MAJOR CODE RED" Category

11/12/2015 Update: added Curly Sue, Home Alone 2 & Baby's Day Out on the "High Level of Crap Contamination" Category (according to one of my facebook friends)

11/12/2015 Update 2: added Space Jam, The Rescuers Down Under and Home on the Range on the "Good" Category and moved Home Alone 2 and The Golden Compass on the same category (because my older sister likes those movies)

13/12/2015 Update: added Jurassic Park 3 on the "High Level of Crap Contamination" Category and Far Cry and The Reef on the "Severe Zone" (according to one of my facebook friends)

14/12/2015 Update: added Alpha & Omega and Free Birds on the "Good" Category

The posters to their respective films belong to their respective copyright holders