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As you know it's hiatus time for us bronies since the season is over, and you may ask yourself what does one do during this dreadful time? Well the answer is quite obvious...CREATE COMPLICATED HEADCANON THEORIES!!.... *ahem* Wanna hear one? Of course you don't but i'll tell you it anyways. You see Suri Polomare yes, the same pony from Manehattan is secretly a....world renowned ELITE ASSASSIN!! How did I come to this ridiculous notion you may ask? First of all banana peels are a hell of a drug, secondly of all I have irrefutable proof she is part of an evil syndicate full of pony assassins. First off her name is Suri, which means "pick pocket" in Japanese (which Google keeps telling me) which could only mean she gained her ninja skills and killer instinct in the land of Japony! There she went by many names Suri of the silent blade, Suri, the shadow's embrace, Mrs. Mackey, and countless more. As the need for assassin's declined in the land of Equestria Suri found herself in need of a job, but not just any job a job that required the same amount of danger, high risk, and blood lust, she found it all in the streets of Manehattan in the fashion industry... (Hey don't laugh, fashion is brutal. Watch project runaway and tell me that no one wants to kill each other in there) There Suri took up the alias Suri Polomare, because we all know Suri, the mistress of death would be too tacky. There she used her slyness and cunning to be a major force in fashion. She even deceived Rarity!! (which I'm sure only a ninja would do) But as you know by watching the episode Rarity Takes Manehattan things didn't end up to well for dear Suri, after the fashion competition she was immediately fired from the industry for stealing ideas, and being an overall bitch to Coco. Shamed and embarrassed Suri returned to her one horse studio apartment in a fit of rage and anger and was basically destroying all her belongings. Amidst her blind rage she saw something in the corner of her eye, it was her dagger. Suri stared at the weapon for what might have seemed like an hour and at that moment she knew....she knew what had to be done. She would return to her assassin ways and return to what made her feared, what made her powerful, what made her great! She vowed revenge on everyone who humiliated her, and on the very top of that list....Rarity and Coco....Dun DUn DUN!!!

Didn't that give ya goosebumps? Yeah me neither. Suri will be guaranteed to be a evil pony assassin in season 5, I'm calling it right now! All the tell tale signs are there! It's your headcanon now, it's too late just accept it, you will now do countless art of Suri as a ninja assassin and love it! mwhuahaha!! M'kay.

Enough joking aside main reason I did this? Not enough Suri Polomare art (yeah, I know she was mean but come on)....and ninjas.....ninjas are always a good thing. M'kay

*rasies apple cider* Heres to hiatus!

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As you know it's hiatus time for us bronies since the season is over, and you may ask yourself what does one do during this dreadful time? Well the answer is quite obvious...CREATE COMPLICATED HEADCANON THEORIES!!.... *ahem* Wanna hear one? Of course you don't but i'll tell you it anyways. You see Suri Polomare yes, the same pony from Manehattan is secretly a....world renowned ELITE ASSASSIN!! How did I come to this ridiculous notion you may ask? First of all banana peels are a hell of a drug, secondly of all I have irrefutable proof she is part of an evil syndicate full of pony assassins. First off her name is Suri, which means "pick pocket" in Japanese (which Google keeps telling me) which could only mean she gained her ninja skills and killer instinct in the land of Japony! There she went by many names Suri of the silent blade, Suri, the shadow's embrace, Mrs. Mackey, and countless more. As the need for assassin's declined in the land of Equestria Suri found herself in need of a job, but not just any job a job that required the same amount of danger, high risk, and blood lust, she found it all in the streets of Manehattan in the fashion industry... (Hey don't laugh, fashion is brutal. Watch project runaway and tell me that no one wants to kill each other in there) There Suri took up the alias Suri Polomare, because we all know Suri, the mistress of death would be too tacky. There she used her slyness and cunning to be a major force in fashion. She even deceived Rarity!! (which I'm sure only a ninja would do) But as you know by watching the episode Rarity Takes Manehattan things didn't end up to well for dear Suri, after the fashion competition she was immediately fired from the industry for stealing ideas, and being an overall bitch to Coco. Shamed and embarrassed Suri returned to her one horse studio apartment in a fit of rage and anger and was basically destroying all her belongings. Amidst her blind rage she saw something in the corner of her eye, it was her dagger. Suri stared at the weapon for what might have seemed like an hour and at that moment she knew....she knew what had to be done. She would return to her assassin ways and return to what made her feared, what made her powerful, what made her great! She vowed revenge on everyone who humiliated her, and on the very top of that list....Rarity and Coco....Dun DUn DUN!!!

Didn't that give ya goosebumps? Yeah me neither. Suri will be guaranteed to be a evil pony assassin in season 5, I'm calling it right now! All the tell tale signs are there! It's your headcanon now, it's too late just accept it, you will now do countless art of Suri as a ninja assassin and love it! mwhuahaha!! M'kay.

Enough joking aside main reason I did this? Not enough Suri Polomare art (yeah, I know she was mean but come on)....and ninjas.....ninjas are always a good thing. M'kay

*rasies apple cider* Heres to hiatus!