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holy-angel-metatron [2017-05-29 16:44:24 +0000 UTC]

I've personally got no problem with bugs. I mean, when I see a wasp or horsefly or other stinging thing, I keep my distance of course, or kill it if it's in my house. Flies and roaches the same, for health reasons. But, other than ants, I have no problems with bugs. Their interesting. The only two bugs I actively hate are Fireants and Banana SPiders. Fireants b/c they if i was standing in one of their ant piles with five other people(yes, their piles can get that big given enough time and space), other people would get bit two or three times, maybe four, while I would get bit over at least the entire lower half of my body, and that's with me and all five others standing there at the same time for the same length of time. THey hate me. And Banana spiders b/c I had a scary experience with one as a kid and have a phobia of banana spiders- only banana spiders. I mean, I think all other spiders are cool. Hell, one of my smaller dreams in life is to have a tarantula crawl on me. It's not a real big deal as far as my dreams in life, I don't even know if Dream is the proper term, but it's all I could think of, but you best believe if someowe came to me and said, "Hey, you want to let my pet tarantula walk on you?", then I'd say, "HEll yeah! Let's Go. I have a few minutes before I'll be late for work." There is one other bug I'd be like "Hell-Nah, I ain't dealing with that thing", but it only lives in Laos, and possibly some parts of southern Japan, so I'll be fine. It's called the Huntsman Spider, and it's not the largest spider on earth by weight, but it is by legspan- it's legspan from one leg tip to the opposite leg tip, is at least 12 inches long, the size of a dinner plate, although there are reports of ones with leg-spans of fourteen to sixteen inches, though these have not been officially confirmed, but also not necissarily officially determined false. But, can anyone blame me. I see a spider big enough to wrap itself around my head, Imma be like "Ah, hell no. Honey, we gonna be moving immediately. No, we ain't gonna sell the house! Because we can't do an open house! Because there's a Spider from the deepest parts of Hell in here! Yes, it's that bad. It's big enough to wrap itself around my face! Yes, I'm serious! Really, you wanna see for yourself?! Okay, then. I'm leaving! I hope it eats your eyes! I'll give you five minutes to come out, and then I'm burning lighting the whole house ablaze whether you end up escapin or not!" Yep, a spider that big is a "Nope-Spider" and an "Every Man for Himself" spider and a "Burn the place down, don't even bother with the exterminator- Spider". But, othwer than those few things, I've no problem with bugs. But, I get that some people do. Oh, and backtracking to the Giant Huntsman Spider, if I saw one, I would be in no way ashamed if I ended up wetting myself- I'm almost twenty-three years old, and I can say without shame that if I wet my pants upon discovering a spider with a 12-inch or more leg span, then I am completely fine with that. Seriously, no embarrassment there.

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seratum [2017-04-17 01:31:02 +0000 UTC]

Awww... he justs want's to be friends with you  ^^

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Dangerouspayne [2017-04-12 06:05:00 +0000 UTC]

haha I'm the same way

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FluffySnuffy [2017-04-11 21:17:05 +0000 UTC]

Zooming in, I see the bug has a tiny please tell him I love him

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BaconBaka [2017-04-11 13:49:37 +0000 UTC]

Poor Kyoya...

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StaceyJulAlexandria [2017-04-11 11:07:12 +0000 UTC]

Poor Kyoya.

I hate bugs too.

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OrichalcosSorcerer [2017-04-11 11:04:26 +0000 UTC]

Aww, poor Kyoya

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