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Jasalad In reply to Gowina [2017-07-17 16:43:15 +0000 UTC]

oh nah lol she just wants to love on him. she's just a bit fierce about it is all

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Jasalad In reply to diddledagain [2017-07-17 05:10:50 +0000 UTC]

at this point he's gotta be missing cortex himself

damn straight! that succubus outfit ain't just for looks lol

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diddledagain In reply to Jasalad [2017-07-17 05:23:29 +0000 UTC]

He's probably thinking, "man I wish I could've just lost a life back when she kissed me as a frog..."

Haha, right! Well, as Tiny would say: "Crash get crushed!"

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Jasalad In reply to diddledagain [2017-07-17 05:25:24 +0000 UTC]

he really had no idea what he was in for. i'm sure this was the last possible thing he'd think of

"crash get crushed" is right. probably literally

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diddledagain In reply to Jasalad [2017-07-17 05:29:52 +0000 UTC]

On the other hand, maybe it was the first possible thing Luka thought of. XD

Yeah...not even three Aku Akus can save him from this one!!

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Jasalad In reply to diddledagain [2017-07-17 05:33:36 +0000 UTC]

all that elegance and innocence is skin-deep it seems. she's a fuckin savage

oh no way aku aku's going near luka after this! even uka uka's gotta be scared

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diddledagain In reply to Jasalad [2017-07-17 05:39:15 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha...hmm, maybe if Crash didn't always go around shirtless, he wouldn't have turned her on so much, and could've avoided all this?...Nah...This was gonna happen no matter what, let's face it.

For sure, even if some of the other characters know where he is...pretty sure they'll just pretend they don't...Ain't nobody got time for that.

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Jasalad In reply to diddledagain [2017-07-17 05:45:46 +0000 UTC]

LOL i love the idea of luka going after crash for his body. makes about as much sense as anything else i guess the girl's just got a raging, inexplicable kink for bandicoots

yeah, no wonder tawna left him for pinstripe. it's not like she could get him back

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diddledagain In reply to Jasalad [2017-07-17 05:47:20 +0000 UTC]

The more of this we discuss, the more I laugh...this is just...sooo ridiculous, it hurts...

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Jasalad In reply to diddledagain [2017-07-17 05:49:08 +0000 UTC]

yeah this is definitely one of the oddest couples possible you'll go insane trying to give it context

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diddledagain In reply to Jasalad [2017-07-17 05:51:52 +0000 UTC]

Or, N. Sane.

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Jasalad In reply to diddledagain [2017-07-17 05:57:22 +0000 UTC]

good one. i feel bad i didn't think of that

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diddledagain In reply to Jasalad [2017-07-17 05:58:03 +0000 UTC]

*bows*

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Jasalad In reply to diddledagain [2017-07-17 05:59:14 +0000 UTC]

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diddledagain In reply to Jasalad [2017-07-17 06:04:20 +0000 UTC]

Thank you! Thank you! *blows a kiss*

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Jasalad In reply to diddledagain [2017-07-17 06:05:15 +0000 UTC]

topical!  

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diddledagain In reply to Jasalad [2017-07-17 06:08:27 +0000 UTC]

Hehe. ^^

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