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jaslo — Hummer the Hummer is rather hungry
Published: 2013-02-09 17:16:32 +0000 UTC; Views: 356; Favourites: 3; Downloads: 0
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He eats metal... you think a stop sign will have much of a chance when he gets hungry?At least he's being polite and asking first. He's getting better with being verbal before he randomly eats a sign and causes mass chaos and panic.
Look, I colored something!
Amazing... I'm tired...
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Hummer: ...but I'm hungry and it looks so good...
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fien, eat it but its your fault if anyone gets hurt at the elementary :U
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Hummer: ._. *eats yield sign instead*
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:I *watches, tilting head to the side* wwwhuuttt thhee :I
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go eat Rob then. *points to the black dodge ram*
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Hummer: ...ok c: *bounds off to the ram*
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Rob: *hears something and turns around, looking over at the bounding hummer* o_O what the.
o3o oh.... i think i frked urp :3
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Hummer: *stops, standing there and looking at the Dodge with a very wide grin*
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Rob: *looks at the hummer oddly, giving a little smile* uh, hello. nice to see you o_O
*watches* oh he's gonna do it o-o... o-O
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Hummer: *strikes within the blink of an eye, jaws flinging wide, fangs bared, swinging front to the dodge with the sudden shutting of such massive jaws*
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Rob: *stands there for a moment as the hummer strikes with a lightning speed, the hummer managig a deep, sinking bite on Rob's upper hood* uuaaAAAAAAHHGGG!! *yelps out loudly, thrashing hard, trying to get out of the hummer's vicious bite on his hood, unable to do much as his front was clamped shut, eyes closed tightly and gives a second muffled roar, trying to thrash about and get out of the hold, managing a little something, though the hummer's fangs proving like an anchor in his front, soon giving less of a fight and groaning a long loud tone, growling harshly*
o-o'.. ohh geez..
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Hummer: *acts like a dead weight until the Ram stops fighting, thrashing sharply to test how well the truck is balanced before quickly repositioning his jaws a bit higher, letting the curve of the fangs dig in*
This won't end well... I suggest doing something
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Rob: *snarls eventhough he's stopped mostly, growling loudly and aggressively fighting back a little more as the Hummer thrashes again and goes to pull back quickly, getting little chance as not enough leeway is given as the Hummer's jaws sink in further up the Ram's body, giving a long pained growl and snarl, fighting back more and pulls and hummer along as he reverses, surprised at the hummer's traction and snarls loudly again, coming around with a heavy right hook to the Hummer's jaws*
eeeh w-what can i do D: *looks at Rob and frowns* hmmmm >:I
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Hummer: *shuts eyes, just taking the pain but stays as a dead weight, not daring to waste needed energy now, not while this truck still has so much fight left, keeping jaws locked on*
you told him to eat the dodge... so he's gonna... unless you really dont wish for that
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Rob: *keeps his eyes mostly closed, growing a pained, aggressive tone, thrashing again and pushing forward a little bit in an attempt to roll his front and hopefully slide the fangs out but gets no real result, giving a deathly snarl at the hummer, planting his tires strongly and readily in the ground, giving himself an attempt at playing the same game against the Hummer*
AJ: i know... i can see he's gonna do it.. *gets a little stare on the two of them, his more worried expression turns slowly to a little smile and tilts his head down a bit, looking back at Jaslo with a weird smile and expression, unlike anything he'd even made before*
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Hummer: *groans, not liking this prey item and how it fights*
....-numegusta- Hummer, AWOL!
Hummer: *stands up on his own tires, looking over with a muffled 'huh?'*
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Rob: *whines a little after he hears Jaslo calling out, moving his lower tires around and lifting his front, giving a long silent whimper as his weight readjusted to the Hummer's lower fangs, pushing them really deep in this time*
AJ: heey, i was watching that *frowns at Jaslo, narrowing his eyes* dont do it.
-a few moments later the sound of a familiar exotic engine is heard in the distance, coming closer slowly-
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Hummer: *feels the truck move slightly, quickly tightening jaws to start separating the truck from the portion already caught in the jaws*
...Then bring it... Hummer! Release!
Hummer: *freezes, releasing the truck and backing up with a whine, licking his fangs*
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Rob: *gives a loud whine, feeling the Hummer's jaws crush down on his upper half of his body, wheezing loudly and going more or less limp
AJ: *growls* NO, i wanted this!! *angrily lunges at Jaslo
Samson: *comes ripping around a few blocks down, approaching quickly now*
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AYE! *tries to avoid being taken down, darting off in panic* Hummer! Hide!
Hummer: *looking at the human then to the truck, backing away with a whine*
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AJ *growls loudly, obviously not human* finish.. the truck.. hummer...
Rob: *whimpers softly, bleeding a good amount and lays on the ground, breathing in an unsteady pattern and shoots a "whyyy?" look at the Hummer*
AJ: he's food, he cant do anything. *growls a little* take the chance, you're stronger than this!
Samson: *coming closer and closer, still on the roadway, unable to see then through the buildings near*
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Hummer: *whines, looking at the truck, loving the taste of fresh food and opens jaws slightly*
No Hummer! NO! *runs over, pushing the hummer's front away* No! Be good! No more of this!
Hummer: *stops, nuzzling the truck lightly with a whine, looking around and darts off*
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Rob: *closes his eyes, breathing off from his normal and groans, giving another light whine in pain from his deeply bitten upper half. The Ram giving a wheezing growl at the hummer, oddly stopping and whining softly again as he darted off, laying on the ground with some severed main muscles, unable to do much*
Human: *growls, changing into a different form, one of a large black F350, snarling out at Jaslo, giving a wide smirk with hypnotizing red and orange eyes*
Rob: *sees the Ford, something clicking in his mind and pupils going wide, giving a string of frantic whimpers and whines*
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*frozen, letting out a whimper, looking up at the truck, taking a step back slightly* w-who are you?!
Hummer: *zips on back, seeing the truck and musters up a bit of bravery, showing off his jaws with a loud roar, growling a warning*
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F350: *grins down at Jaslo, showing off a wide set of jaws and two penetrating eyes, looking at the terrified Jaslo and laughs, speaking in a very deep, dominant voice* whoo am iii?! *gets down close to Jaslo, starring down on her with a size and look, like something out of a nightmare and gives a laugh, his mouth just a black pit* I'm suppose to be dead! *grins widely again, laughing and abruptly stops, turning his front to the hummer, hearing his warning as he roars and seeing his teeth, snarling back at the Hummer and bucks up a little, crashing his tires onto the ground and gives a roar back at the hummer, his deep tone giving a strong thud to his roar*
Rob: *seemiing to be going through a horrific memory relapse, whining loudly and repeatedly, giving a blinded look over at the Hummer, a little offsetting with the deep bite gashes on his front, his whine an abrupt strait up call for help, the Exotics engine heard giving its final rev as a familiar grey lambo comes around the corner, a ways away, but noticing the setting*
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Hummer: *frowns, shaking front and giving a snarl, stomping a tire, daring to challenge such a truck* Just leave already you waste of space! *growls*
*going deaf from the roars, taking the moment to move from that spot, bolting over to Rob, gently placing a hand on the truck* The hell is going on today?
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F350: *growls a low, threatening growl, his hood wrinkling and contorting with a very agressive look, giving another loud snarl and roars don at the Hummer, stomping a tire down near him and lunging his front out, quickly biting down on the Hummer's hood in a quick quarter of a second, snarling loudly, starring the Hummer down with his hypnotizing eyes*
Rob: *gives more loud whines, whimpering softly, his eyes shut tight as a pained whine excapes him, coughing up some oily blood, looking up at Jaslo with emotionless eyes, like he's lost hope, keeping a long stair on her, his mouth moving a little, but unable to say anything, a little tear running down his front, shaking his front just a little, trying to tell her to leave a fast as she can, coughing some oily blood up again, whimpering*
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Hummer: *yelping out in pain as the truck bites down, thrashing about in a wild attempt to break free, keeping a sharp and rather loud yelp*
*looking into his eyes, lightly shaking her head, whispering softly* I can't do that... I just... *looks over to hummer, giving a frustrated frown*
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F350: *growls a low tone, snarling out and biting down harder onto the Hummer's front, planting his tires as he thrashes, waiting before thrashing the Hummer about, throwing him to one side and quickly to the other, releasing the large vehicle and turning to him, attention off the Ram now and on the Hummer, giving another roaring snarl at the hummer*
Rob: *growls a little at Jaslo, having almost no movement from the painful bite the Hummer had Given him, whimpering softly and continues to look at Jaslo, more calmed at the larger truck was less into him, pausing and giving a long wine at Jaslo* mmnn -cough- mnn-n-nnoo..nno no *groans at the incredible pain he was in clenching his teeth and baring them angrily, eye shut*
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Hummer: *first time he's ever been tossed around so easily, like a ragdoll, laying there with a heavy whine, quivering his jaw, panicking with all out fear and attempts to rise on his tires*
*watching hummer, looking to rob, taking the moment to place both hands on the Dodge, mumbling something under her breath, issuing into action a a quick and rather short heal upon him, keeping a safe amount of energy left to turn and run, bolting off as fast as she can manage*
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F350: *snarls at the Hummer, seeing his heavy quivering and shaking, oddly pausing when he goes up on his tires, closing his mouth and giving a smirk* his tone deep and aggressive* fight me..
Rob: *groans, feeling a foreign energy coming into his body, taking a long, slow breath mmmrrrrrggg.. *his breathing steadying, the gashes become a little smaller and his main muscles seem to string back together, giving a little movement, looking at Jaslo when she runs off, giving a little cough and takes in a deep, refreshing breath* oohh... B-buddy... D-Dont hurt the H-Hummer.. *taks another breath, stabilizing himself quickly*
F350: *pauses, looking behind himself and turning to face Rob* yooouu...
Rob: mmmmy- yes... m-me.. *whines faintly*
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Hummer: *stands shakily on his tires, whining and with jaws open with an odd heavy panting, tries to limp out of the way of the truck, regretting his small brave moment with every spike of pain*
*stopping in her panic, feeling a good distance away before reopening the stream, sending another short burst of healing with a groan* damnit.. where's that Lambo and the rest of the crew when you need them? *sits down and leans against a building* well... there goes the energy I was saving up to return to my vehicle self...
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F350: *snarls at Rob, giving a low growl*
Rob: *gives a worried look, feeling the healing again and going to stand up, managing and giving somewhat of a stretch* Look i-i dont want anything..
F350: *growls again* you're suppose to be dead, you've run your time out in this life!
Rob: nrrg *grunts a little, trying not to look into the Ford's eyes* i- im sorry, i-i know ive done wrong.. never have i ever wa- waanted to hurt a-
F350: *snarls, snapping his jaws, growls and towers over the Dodge, looking very aggravated* You've already had your chances! *growls, starring at the Dodge and glaring heavily back at the Hummer, looking back to the Dodge again, a silence coming over* Its either now, Rob. or ill give you the rest of the night to make your last comments. *narrow his eyes at the Dodge*
Rob: y-you can't be serious...
F350: ohh iim serious.. *smirks a certain way, grinning on half of his mouth*
Rob: *goes pale a little, going quiet, seeming to remember something about the face the truck made*
Samson: *appears in the trees not to far from Rob, rolling up to his side, starring the truck up in the eyes* leave him alone..
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Hummer: *huddles against a tree, not far from the other vehicles, but unable to keep going, clicking his jaws together as he watches the group with a light whine* ...lost? *looks around, confused about many things* ...lost...
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F350: *growls, narrowing his eyes on the Lambo* leave.. this does not concern you..
Samson: No, i won-
Rob: Sam.... please just.. just go..
Samson: *frowns, eyeing Rob a little* hhhrrrmm... okay... *sighs a bit and rolls off, watching this unfold unhappily, rolling over to the Hummer, having heard what this was apparently all about earlier* hey... are you able to eat something like that dodge all at once?.. *frowns, thinking* cause ive got a plan..
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Hummer: *whines* lost.... *looks to samson* not allowed... bad very bad *yelps, wheezing from being used as a chew toy* eat cars is bad. I wont do... hurting jaw... cannot... *whimpers softly* lost
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Samson: *frowns* hmmmm.. w-well, i dont know whats going on here, bt it seems like tha truck wants Rob dead, so.. i though maybe you could jus eat Rob and wait for that truck to leave and when he leaves jus cough him back up again.. i mean i sounds wrong, but.. if i makes him think he's dead, he'll be clear of danger, right?
F350: *growls a little, grabbing Rob's throat suddenly and plls him up to his level* you know what you've done.. and im not going to leave this plain wihout knowing you'll pay for your mistakes!
Rob: nnrr-nrrgg ><.. t-that can all.. a-all be juss-grrn justified f-
F350: *barks loudly at the truck* NO EXCUSES! i saw first hand what you did.. and to MYY FFAMILY!!!
Rob: *whines terrified of the Trucks aggressive power over him, having not met someone of such high capability*
Samson: *whines a little, looking at the hummer with a worried look* i- i dont know what other way their is,d.. do you???
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Hummer: *tries to test open his jaws, unable to fully open and groans* can't.... damage... *gives the lambo a sorry look, suddenly looking around* Found!
*groans, walking over, nearly falling onto Hummer* Hey Samson... welcome to the clueless club... been watching those two for a bit... think we can summon a dragon to do our bidding here? That would be awesome
Hummer: *halfway hides behind the human*
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Samson: dama- damage! *reaches up into his inner wheel well, looking for something for a second and pulls out a small syringe* here, this will heal you.. *rolls up to the Hummer, taking the tip off the needle and patting the Hummer's side, tapping the needle in quickly so there is only a tiny pinch and presses down on the finger holster, slowly putting the syrum into the Hmmer's body* its sn enzyme that couples with yor white blood cells, makes things heal incredibly fast. *smiles a little wearily, seeing Jaslo almost fall over and reaches out, catching her gently* a.. dragon??... ho- how do you summon.. a.. dragon?? *gives Jaslo a "wtf?" look*
F350: *holds the Dodge down, growling* you knew how long you had.. and dont you bullsh-
Rob: B-bullshit?!.. t-that was a dream! you never even told me it w-wa
F350: I DID TELL YOU! *growls, getting into the Truck's face* dont you DARE, tell me you cant remember, cause i see it in your eyes. *growls low at him, not giving anything about the others*
Samson: *worriedly frowns* g-good that big guy is stalling so much.
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Hummer: *giving what looks like a snarl but stays silent, not liking this way of healing since it feels all too weird*
*nods to Samson a quick thanks, regaining herself with a long breath* Or somethin' big that will do as we say... I think I have enough for a summon like that. Might need to borrow a bit from Hummer since if you want something with large jaws...well yeah... *strokes Hummer's grill*
Hummer: *calms down, relaxing as his body starts to heal*
Just say the word, and it will be done... and hope they can stall for just a bit longer. *sits in front of the hummer, crossing her legs with her hands on her knees*
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Sieg: But beware, they may cause... Bad followings...
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Hummer: ...it's a risk I'm willing to take
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Sieg: I just don't want to see you puking somewhere around the Kiyevskiy...
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Hummer: ...I'm a physically unable to puke...
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Sieg: I wish I weren't able... When my beauty sense protests, I puke rainbows -.-
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Hummer: that sounds oddly painful.
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Sieg: Depends on condition... *smiles*
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