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JasmineAlexandra — SpideyPool the Merc and the Nerd
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Published: 2016-07-23 22:38:43 +0000 UTC; Views: 7431; Favourites: 131; Downloads: 13
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Peter looks up at the guy standing over him, his glasses at the tip of his nose,"Excuse me... give me my camera"Deadpool leans over & asks, "How about you give me your name?"
"Why?" Peter deadpans.
"Cause you'll be screaming it later." Deadpool smirks,
"Why would I be screaming my own name?" Peter asks confused.
"Uh... wait... I screwed that line up.... DO-OVER! DO-OVER!" Deadpool cries out."I was supposed to give you MY name! NO. I was going to ask about your photography"
"I don't shoot porn."
"Well okay... not the first thing I wanted to ask, but at least I know what the answer to number two is... "
"You're going to ask me about Spider-Man aren't you?"
"How did you know?"
"Lucky guess."
"Come on...uh .... Is it Peter or Parker? or Parkey? Or Peter-Peter Pumpkin Eater?"
"Why did you ask me my name if you already knew it?" Peter asks as he raises a brow...
Deadpool shrugs & gives a crooked smile "... suger-baby?"
"We're done here... give me my camera!" Peter reaches up to take it
"nah-uh! We only just begun... I need to find Spidey & you want your camera... How about we make deal? Or I can rough you up... give you a wedgey? Tie you up & give you a spanking? But I see that as more of a reward on my part... So how about it? " Deadpool gives his wolf-ish smile.
"SO you are either threatening me or coming on to me...?" Peter looks at Wade over the brim of his glasses that slide down his nose... "You know how to sweep a guy off his feet..."
Wade grins.
"That wasn't a compliment. That was sarcasm..."
"I'll take what I can get!"
