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JasonJacenko — lizard king
Published: 2005-04-03 15:34:16 +0000 UTC; Views: 1870; Favourites: 16; Downloads: 175
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this is oils on wood medium sized piecethe lizard king on a quest for the magic breath fresheners as his mouth smells worst then his butt on a hot summers day this was a curse for being evil and greedy and mostly just for masturbating to much and blowin chunks all orver his mums fresh sheets
but he's disguised as the quepie dolls towel boy so he can get past the blood guardians who have foiled all of his attempts in the past....
the quepie doll lives in the ruins behind the the 7-11 when he has often been seen smoking crack with Jesus drifting in and out of different dimensions and eluding the filthy stinky butt breathing lizard king who has no friends just a horse that cant smell and no dental plan
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hey you from poland cool as my girls polish too shes been over hee for about 10 years now your works really cool too by the way i have to let my girl know.....
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love the narrative, this sorta stuff happens, but its usually to fleeting for us to comprehend, you have taken a snapshot of it, well done.
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thanks man any your right these things are happening around us all the time where just to caught up in own reality to see it or im just fucked
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thats insane.
i just got off work, so i am unable to find the right words to express how fucking amazing this piece is. working in a pink store for 6 hours makes my brain feel somewhat fried. AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! anyways, your paintings are great. i hate you.
annie
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havent got around to sending that peice off for you yet im closing the shop and taking the next 4days off as i have so much stuff to do so its in my to do pile as i have four peices that i have to send off....and the fun stuff like making millions of needles and just need a break from the customers fuck they shit me.....
thanks i glad you like it just spent 8 hours reworking an old piece to fit on a skate deck and revamping it at the same time i post some pics fell asleep at the computer agian and woke up with the keyboard patern on my face
yeah almost every i one loves to hate me i hate them as they have a life
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theres no rush, really. i havent gotten around sending yours out yet either. i am so broke right now, i cant even send out my painting for the artshow, and thats in the states. sucks. but asap. i promise!
and your paintings are so amazing. i dont know if they make me want to quit or motivate me try and get better. no matter what youre one of my favorite artists. and that means a lot haha
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I AM THE LIZARD KING
and i can do anything
he said as the drano coursed through his brain via the hypodermic needle jammed up his nostril and partially dissolved his frontal lobe
but that's irrelevant
damn, you rule.
this is an awesome picture. personally i would have preferred more dead babies.
and you should paint a picture of jesus smoking crack. i'll do one too. crack rocks for jesus!
have i mentioned lately that i love you?
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thanks yeah i did some dead babies once it was a giger ripoff but i made them all happy with 3rd eyes smoking pot there nothing more fun the doing giger on prozac
mmm jesue smoking crack one day ive been trying to find some to tattoo somthing like that on but with a bit of acid bondage sex thrown in with his mum marry of couse now that would be a tattoo that no one would forget in a hurry did and alien mary once with lighting coming out of here eyes on this guy that was like 50 or something tha was cool.....
yeah jesues deals crack rocks in freeze dried feotuses i hear hes going to be in the new bum fightsvid but its only a rumour the bit i dont undersand is how is jesues masabateing is going to save anyone.....
bye
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hmm, acid bondage sex you say? i like this idea. mary was only a virgin if you don't count anal.
and you should put in dead giger alien babies while you're at it! YES! suspended in pods of pink liquid goo ala matrix! jesus can be their genetic harvester overlord and they can all be jesus clones - with little haloes and beards.
dun forget the crack pipes neither.
it just wouldn't be bumfights without the crackpipes.
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mary was no virgin i covered up her exboy friends name years ago with this really shitty trible she drew herself some people just have no idea... not my problem i dont have to live with it she was pretty trashy the mouth on that girl i cant belive that she kisses her mother with it
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