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Stolen From Incorrect Batman Quotes blog..Jason Todd aka Red Hood
Dick Grayson aka Nightwing
And Barbra Gordon as Oracle
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gdpr-21352625 [2015-09-01 03:39:13 +0000 UTC]
Jason: Look, we were fine. Firefly was in the vicinity
Barbara: Explain to me how that makes you "fine" by any conceivable definition?
Jason: Simple. I grappled onto his jetpack thingy, stabbed him a couple dozen times in the throat, crashed to earth, stole his flamethrower, and came back to Grayson and seared his wound closed.
Barbara: ....And Dick was still alive?
Jason: Oh yeah, this guy was an amateur. I think his license said his name was Ted Carson or something.
Barbara: You checked his wallet?
Jason: After I did the whole neck searing thing. Lucky find too. Guy had $300 in his wallet.
Barbara: Jason, you're unbelievable
Jason: Babs, sweetheart, you know as well as I do that there's only one thing you do with fully dead people.
Barbara: I'm rolling my eyes, Jason
Jason: Search their pockets for loose change
Dick: Wow, gee willakers. That's all swell and everything, but my neck is REALLY hurting a lot from the whole burning the wound closed.
Jason: Oh Grayson, don't be such a civvie. Call your Nightrider or whatever the hell you call your motorcycle and we'll get you patched up back at the cave.
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Jasontodd1fan In reply to gdpr-21352625 [2015-09-01 09:29:27 +0000 UTC]
Damn, Jason has fallen so far haha
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gdpr-21352625 In reply to Jasontodd1fan [2015-09-01 15:44:43 +0000 UTC]
He's being efficient. Sides, Roy spends all their money on new weapons.
Jason: Damn my roommate and his eccentric weapon spending
Roy: Jaybird! I invented a gun that shoots bullets that shoot nano bullets!
Jason: Did you use my "corpse loot" fund for this?
Roy: ...Now if I said yes
Jason: ROOOOOYYYY!!!!
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Jasontodd1fan In reply to gdpr-21352625 [2015-09-01 17:57:40 +0000 UTC]
Hahaha poor jason!! ^^
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gdpr-21352625 In reply to Jasontodd1fan [2015-09-03 16:46:02 +0000 UTC]
Yep. Roy forgets that Jason's used up all his safehouse funds. They need some replenishing
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Jasontodd1fan In reply to gdpr-21352625 [2015-09-03 19:44:07 +0000 UTC]
It's a fun series, I can't wait for it to get more serious and have more drama and action
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Jasontodd1fan In reply to Jazz-Blaze [2015-08-30 13:09:13 +0000 UTC]
Haha see jason isn't lying, btw sorry I couldn't comment or vote on your ww name, DA won't let me
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Jasontodd1fan In reply to bookophile13 [2015-08-30 08:07:15 +0000 UTC]
Haha I know right? ^^
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