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Published: 2017-05-30 19:15:54 +0000 UTC; Views: 3419; Favourites: 96; Downloads: 8
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There are many things you can do to anger a Jasper.... but the most blasphemous thing of all is make him serve a CHEESELESS PIZZA!!!!! Without cheese, you are living a lie - IT'S JUST SOME OTHER FANCY FROU-FROU ITALIAN DISH!!! If you're lactose intolerant, then I understand.... but if you're not, GET THE HELL OUTTA DODGE!!!!! Sooo yeah, I can't kill Uncle Fettuccine, but give him the unholy smiting of.... my nagging!!If you haven't guessed by now, this is loosely based on THIS scene:Β youtu.be/JhJ72CD2E-M?t=6s
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no don't use spork
use a knife
it's much more effective
How would you know that?
you would be surprised what you lern after being banished from your home land for 25 years
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can't you just add a lactose free menu, to me a pizza isn't a pizza without cheeseΒ
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A pizza without cheese is like a brony without OC.
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What happened next... Was the most demonic display of vengeance the Multiverse has ever seen...Β Β
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It's weird how Jasper's not actually looking at the pizza when British Ninja shows it to him. For some reason he seems very fascinated by the ceiling. ^^'
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No cheese? That's no Gouda! Thou hath invoke the wrath of Sheogorath!
Did someone say there's no cheese? THAT'S A CRIME I CAN NOT ALLOW TO GO UNPUNISHED! Well, maybe on Tuesdays BUT NOT ANY OTHER DAY!
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What? Pizza is better without cheese. Or, at least I think it is.
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XD HAHAHAHAHA
That's what i don't like. Β No cheese on a pizza. Β That's like no cheese on a quesadilla. Β Β
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Oh there are so many people who order pizza and quesadillas with no cheese where I work. Their excuse is that they're vegan... yet they're ok with pepperoni, bacon, ham, chicken, steak, or shrimp (yes, people do order quesadillas with shrimp)
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I did not know that. Β
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this is so funny to read XD Β
NO CHESSE Β Β WHAT KIND OF CRAZY WORLD IS THIS!??!?
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NO CHESSE ON A PIZZA WHAT THE HELL UNCLE FETTUCCINE!!!
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"Get ahold of yourself Eugene, I'm going in!"
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Spongebob reference combo, would you like fries with that and a drink
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While I do like the pepperonis, it's the CHEESE I enjoy the most
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Do you like Gryled Cheeeeeese?~
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>I WILL HOLLOW YOUR SOUL OUT WITH A SPORK!
I imagined that in a silly Mexican accent!
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...I didn't originally, but now I'm seeing it
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now imagine it in a british, french, swedish, and german accents XD
btw Jasper, two things first my favorite type of pizza is cheese pizza, and second..... HOW IN CELESTIA'S NAME DO YOU SURVIVE ALL THE SHENNANIGANS THAT GO ON.... or at least survive with your sanity intact ^_^'
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Yeah, Uncle Fettu's not really good at remembering to add cheese... or going to the bathroom by himself
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...wait, I may have goofed: were you talking about how lazy the comic was made? Or the laziness that is Jasper's uncle?
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Jasper's uncle. I never mean it to the artist.Β
Have you've seen how I draw?
Now that's laziness at it finest.Β
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1) sorry about that 
2) ...nah, your stuff's not too bad
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It's okay at least you didn't block me, someone who i did a bad joke on thought I was a troll so she blocked me. I tried to apologize, but no such luck. Also really?Β
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Cheeseless pizza... never tried it... have always been curious about tasting it... yet I don't see myself doing it, because one too many times I've tried pizza that *barely* has any cheese on it in the first place, and I must say, I hated those experiences. 
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oh! Me hates it wen there none or lack of cheeseΒ
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I don't know...you could always sprinkle some parmesan cheese on it on it and it should taste pretty good. Though I am hoping Jasper will have the crust with the hot dog inside of it for a promo. Why Pizza Hut has yet to bring it back is a mystery to me. Oh, and maybe that fancy dipping sauce from Rick and Morty to try out with breadsticks, just to see if it tastes okay. Β
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This actually reminded me something from earlier today. My roommate sent me a text how there are cheeses out there that are not vegetarian. Was atad freaky for my taste, seeing as I'm a fruitarian. But this brings upΒ a bigΒ question, is Jasper's cheeses for hisΒ pizzas pony friendly?
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I try to make them thus.... it's either regular cheese/pony-friendly cheese... or you get ze hell out of me store! PIZZA WITHOUT ANY CHEESE IS LIVING A LIE!!!!
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SPEAK DA TRUTH!!!!
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I ARE SPEAKING DA TRUTH!!!!
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You did know I was agreeing, right?
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