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JavaThePsychopath — Gregory log, part 1
Published: 2015-02-10 22:59:01 +0000 UTC; Views: 652; Favourites: 16; Downloads: 0
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Description I coughed and shouted in my whiny little voice. “Boxy, why did you knock down the ceiling?” He peeked down at me through the giant hole in the ceiling and laughed. “Come up here, Gwegory. Dere’s things up here we can play with!”

I nodded and grabbed his hand, letting him pull me up. Kneeling on the wooden floor, I gasped in amazement before coughing again. Cardboard boxes lined the attic walls and things spilled out onto the floor. Cardboard Friend pushed a pile down so I could reach everything, and we started looking at the pieces of paper and pictures surrounding us, Box Friend’s glowing eyes slicing through the musty dark.

“Box Friend, there’s pictures here. Look, this one looks like two of me!” He peered over, before harshly snatching the picture of me and a boy with black hair and a white polo shirt out of my dirty little fingers. “That’s not a very good picture, Gwegory. It’s got other people in. We can cut that person out with the scissors later, okay?” He sounded angry, so I nodded quickly. But I was wondering about the other boy. He looked familiar, he really did…
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Comments: 57

JavaThePsychopath In reply to ??? [2015-02-11 23:01:46 +0000 UTC]

You wait Cardboard Friend's gonna do a hell of a lot more than just cut him out of a picture >

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StarMistTheDireWolf In reply to JavaThePsychopath [2015-02-11 23:36:01 +0000 UTC]

NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU TTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTT

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JavaThePsychopath In reply to StarMistTheDireWolf [2015-02-12 20:31:47 +0000 UTC]

Mwahaha
Not Toast, BABY Toast >

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EnderAmethyst [2015-02-11 20:53:13 +0000 UTC]

Yay! This is cool!

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JavaThePsychopath In reply to EnderAmethyst [2015-02-11 22:34:01 +0000 UTC]

Thanks

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PonyFNaFKittyPainter [2015-02-11 17:56:57 +0000 UTC]

  : SHOOBA
 : SHOOBA
  : PIZZA....er...SHOOBA
   : SHOOBA 
  : SHOOBA
  : SHOOBA
   : SHOOBA
  : SHOOBA
   : SHOOBA
  : SHOOBA
   : SHOOBA 
  : SHOOBA
   : SHOOBA

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JavaThePsychopath In reply to PonyFNaFKittyPainter [2015-02-11 22:33:44 +0000 UTC]

Shooba everything :3

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PonyFNaFKittyPainter In reply to JavaThePsychopath [2015-02-13 16:55:18 +0000 UTC]

FNaS.

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JavaThePsychopath In reply to PonyFNaFKittyPainter [2015-02-13 18:51:49 +0000 UTC]

FINE NIGHTS AT SHOOOOOOOOOOOBAS
IS DIS WHERE YU WANNNA BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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PonyFNaFKittyPainter In reply to JavaThePsychopath [2015-02-13 20:37:12 +0000 UTC]

Mascots :
Java the Jaguar (Freddy)
Billy the Bobcat (Bonnie)
Lozzie the Lioness (Chica)
Shooba the Sabertooth Tiger (Foxy)
SRSLY ALL CATS I'M DYING ME LOVE CATS

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JavaThePsychopath In reply to PonyFNaFKittyPainter [2015-02-14 13:55:44 +0000 UTC]

SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBA CAT

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PonyFNaFKittyPainter In reply to JavaThePsychopath [2015-02-14 19:34:46 +0000 UTC]

SHOOBA FELINES

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JavaThePsychopath In reply to PonyFNaFKittyPainter [2015-02-15 14:03:29 +0000 UTC]

Shoobastic! :3

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PonyFNaFKittyPainter In reply to JavaThePsychopath [2015-02-15 14:19:14 +0000 UTC]

INSHOOBANE!

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JavaThePsychopath In reply to PonyFNaFKittyPainter [2015-02-15 16:47:04 +0000 UTC]

Shoobiously?
It's so Shoobvious it's just Shoobid

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PonyFNaFKittyPainter In reply to JavaThePsychopath [2015-02-15 16:54:46 +0000 UTC]

I'm gonna go shoobaing in the market.

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JavaThePsychopath In reply to PonyFNaFKittyPainter [2015-02-15 18:12:57 +0000 UTC]

Pick me up some Shoobaking mix if you can. I'm making Shoobakes for Shoobinner.

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PonyFNaFKittyPainter In reply to JavaThePsychopath [2015-02-15 18:51:21 +0000 UTC]

Ok.
SAD NEWS
My cat has got roundworms.
MY CAT LOVE HAS BEEN SMASHED WITH AMY'S HAMMER 

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JavaThePsychopath In reply to PonyFNaFKittyPainter [2015-02-15 18:54:12 +0000 UTC]

What's roundworms?
Actually I dont wanna know
Just give your cat Shoobedicine and Shoobocolate

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PonyFNaFKittyPainter In reply to JavaThePsychopath [2015-02-15 18:56:38 +0000 UTC]

Cats and dogs can die when they eat chocolate, ESPECIALLY YOU, SHOOBOCOLATE.
Search ''roundworms'' on Google.
*shivurz*

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JavaThePsychopath In reply to PonyFNaFKittyPainter [2015-02-16 00:02:46 +0000 UTC]

Nope, thanks
I really should... Um... be going
Whoops... I left my.. um... my phone in the... eh... the microwave...
Yeah. I left my phone in the microwave and uh... it has .../. um....
Bye.... xD
But seriously
Did you know cats can't actually taste sugar? Instead, the hormone lets them tell whether they're eating meat.
Umg brb gonna draw a cat eating a cupcake

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PonyFNaFKittyPainter In reply to JavaThePsychopath [2015-02-16 14:57:16 +0000 UTC]

I KNOW THAT CAT'S CAN'T FEEL THE SWEET TASTE, DUH
I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT CATS

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JavaThePsychopath In reply to PonyFNaFKittyPainter [2015-02-20 11:44:24 +0000 UTC]

catscatscats
         
*props to you if you get the last one*

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PonyFNaFKittyPainter In reply to JavaThePsychopath [2015-02-20 17:18:28 +0000 UTC]

Catballoon?

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JavaThePsychopath In reply to PonyFNaFKittyPainter [2015-02-20 18:43:13 +0000 UTC]

Cat Face
Go watch it on youtube if you can. It's on the channel "Weebl's Stuff"

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PonyFNaFKittyPainter In reply to JavaThePsychopath [2015-02-21 08:01:59 +0000 UTC]

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
AWWWWW

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JavaThePsychopath In reply to PonyFNaFKittyPainter [2015-02-21 20:32:01 +0000 UTC]

An arrogant french catballoon

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PonyFNaFKittyPainter In reply to JavaThePsychopath [2015-02-22 06:03:05 +0000 UTC]

Kyat!

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JavaThePsychopath In reply to PonyFNaFKittyPainter [2015-02-22 16:07:45 +0000 UTC]

That's now your catchphrase

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PonyFNaFKittyPainter In reply to JavaThePsychopath [2015-02-23 14:13:05 +0000 UTC]

No, my catchphrase is:
Don't hate, or you're dead.

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JavaThePsychopath In reply to PonyFNaFKittyPainter [2015-02-23 14:34:27 +0000 UTC]

No, it's Kyat

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PonyFNaFKittyPainter In reply to JavaThePsychopath [2015-02-23 15:56:11 +0000 UTC]

It is:
Me haf so mane frendz

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JavaThePsychopath In reply to PonyFNaFKittyPainter [2015-02-23 17:00:17 +0000 UTC]

KYAT

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PonyFNaFKittyPainter In reply to JavaThePsychopath [2015-02-23 18:19:10 +0000 UTC]

NO MY PHRASE IS
kyat

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JavaThePsychopath In reply to PonyFNaFKittyPainter [2015-02-25 13:23:28 +0000 UTC]

KYATTY KYAT

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PonyFNaFKittyPainter In reply to JavaThePsychopath [2015-02-25 13:48:20 +0000 UTC]

TAYK YTTAYK

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JavaThePsychopath In reply to PonyFNaFKittyPainter [2015-02-25 16:56:21 +0000 UTC]

MELBORP A EVAH EW

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PonyFNaFKittyPainter In reply to JavaThePsychopath [2015-02-25 17:56:15 +0000 UTC]

?NOTSUOH, TI SI TAHW

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JavaThePsychopath In reply to PonyFNaFKittyPainter [2015-02-25 18:22:57 +0000 UTC]

ENASNI HTOB ER'EW

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PonyFNaFKittyPainter In reply to JavaThePsychopath [2015-02-26 17:31:48 +0000 UTC]

ABOOHS
DROW ENO DEEN EW

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JavaThePsychopath In reply to PonyFNaFKittyPainter [2015-02-27 16:39:46 +0000 UTC]

SHEWBA

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PonyFNaFKittyPainter In reply to JavaThePsychopath [2015-03-01 11:45:28 +0000 UTC]

xD

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Rand0m0bs3ss10ns In reply to PonyFNaFKittyPainter [2015-10-25 23:04:13 +0000 UTC]

Oh wow.

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PonyFNaFKittyPainter In reply to Rand0m0bs3ss10ns [2015-10-26 16:13:53 +0000 UTC]

You really read all of this?
SHOOOBAAH

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Rand0m0bs3ss10ns In reply to PonyFNaFKittyPainter [2015-10-26 20:20:22 +0000 UTC]

Yes, I got lazy and bored, so I will read a random conversation.

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PonyFNaFKittyPainter In reply to Rand0m0bs3ss10ns [2015-10-28 17:56:26 +0000 UTC]

Shoobatastic.

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Rand0m0bs3ss10ns In reply to PonyFNaFKittyPainter [2015-10-28 20:16:13 +0000 UTC]

Absolutely. *diskabobulates*

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PonyFNaFKittyPainter In reply to Rand0m0bs3ss10ns [2015-11-01 10:35:43 +0000 UTC]

*tries to summon a dictionary*

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Rand0m0bs3ss10ns In reply to PonyFNaFKittyPainter [2015-11-01 11:38:48 +0000 UTC]

That won't work...

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PonyFNaFKittyPainter In reply to Rand0m0bs3ss10ns [2015-11-01 14:32:32 +0000 UTC]

*drops dictionary*
wat

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