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Me: Do you like my new shirt?
(showing off new VT shirt)
Friend: What's the picture of on it?
(shirt has the V emblem on)
Me: It's the VenturianTale emblem.

Friend: What's VenturianTale?
(que gasping and "How on earth are you my friend?!")
Me: It's a YouTube channel that makes videos of these four siblings playing video games like GMod and Fallout and Minecraft.
(end explaining what Fallout and GMod are)
Friend: What, so it's little kids playing video games?

Me: They're older than you, [friend]. They're around twenty.

Friend: That must be boring, adults playing kids games.

Me: It's the opposite actually. They're all mad. There's Cierra, aka ImmortalKyodai, who plays a girl addicted to waffles, and she also plays Johnny Toast, and...

Friend: What do you mean played?

Me: They do roleplays in GMod using either ragdolls or player models.

Friend: Riiiight...

Me: Can't forget Cywren from Fallout, or Vahl from Skyrim. Jordan basically acts like he's a crazy voice in their head.

Friend: Huh?

Me: And then there's Isaac, or HomelessGoomba, and he plays Sally's sister most of the time, which makes sense because Cierra's his sister anyway, and he's the biggest troll to ever own a pc.

Friend: Other than you.

Me: Yeah. Anyway, then there's BethanyFrye, who does the most amazing art ever, and the intro for their videos uses her art, and all her characters are gingers, like her. Gertrude, Maddie Friend, Amii. And two of those three are stalker fans.

Friend: Why am I even friends with you?
(ignoring them now)

Me: And then there's Jordan, who started the channel with Cierra. The channel is either named after him or he's named after the channel too because his screen name is Venturian. He plays the most characters out of all of them, most often Papa Acachalla, Spencer, Johnny Ghost...

Friend: It sounds like you read that off a wiki.

Me: No, I just memorize the pages.

Friend: Is that why your [really stupid online game] username is MaddieFriendStalkerFan?

Me: I changed it to LozzieFriend actually.

Friend: The fact you confirmed that is weirder than it should.

Me: And...

Friend: Nope, I'm leaving. My ears are already bleeding.

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And thus I conclude "How to explain VT to a friend"

Description
Me: Do you like my new shirt?
(showing off new VT shirt)
Friend: What's the picture of on it?
(shirt has the V emblem on)
Me: It's the VenturianTale emblem.

Friend: What's VenturianTale?
(que gasping and "How on earth are you my friend?!")
Me: It's a YouTube channel that makes videos of these four siblings playing video games like GMod and Fallout and Minecraft.
(end explaining what Fallout and GMod are)
Friend: What, so it's little kids playing video games?

Me: They're older than you, [friend]. They're around twenty.

Friend: That must be boring, adults playing kids games.

Me: It's the opposite actually. They're all mad. There's Cierra, aka ImmortalKyodai, who plays a girl addicted to waffles, and she also plays Johnny Toast, and...

Friend: What do you mean played?

Me: They do roleplays in GMod using either ragdolls or player models.

Friend: Riiiight...

Me: Can't forget Cywren from Fallout, or Vahl from Skyrim. Jordan basically acts like he's a crazy voice in their head.

Friend: Huh?

Me: And then there's Isaac, or HomelessGoomba, and he plays Sally's sister most of the time, which makes sense because Cierra's his sister anyway, and he's the biggest troll to ever own a pc.

Friend: Other than you.

Me: Yeah. Anyway, then there's BethanyFrye, who does the most amazing art ever, and the intro for their videos uses her art, and all her characters are gingers, like her. Gertrude, Maddie Friend, Amii. And two of those three are stalker fans.

Friend: Why am I even friends with you?
(ignoring them now)

Me: And then there's Jordan, who started the channel with Cierra. The channel is either named after him or he's named after the channel too because his screen name is Venturian. He plays the most characters out of all of them, most often Papa Acachalla, Spencer, Johnny Ghost...

Friend: It sounds like you read that off a wiki.

Me: No, I just memorize the pages.

Friend: Is that why your [really stupid online game] username is MaddieFriendStalkerFan?

Me: I changed it to LozzieFriend actually.

Friend: The fact you confirmed that is weirder than it should.

Me: And...

Friend: Nope, I'm leaving. My ears are already bleeding.

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And thus I conclude "How to explain VT to a friend"