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Published: 2012-05-04 06:29:02 +0000 UTC; Views: 16591; Favourites: 26; Downloads: 97
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Never underestimate etc. etc. BLOOD.Related content
Comments: 58
I don't get it.
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I don't play teemo so me neither
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I don't even play League of Legends.
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my hopes and dreams of ever playing a game with lollermeister are shattered
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We can make this work.
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You remove your legs.
I remove my lips.
Everyone wins.
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I woke up looking like this this morning. It got me laid.
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Did they live?
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No. But I was fine with that. I had a whole pile of meat to eat and fuck throughout the day.
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Hooker jerky is the best.
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The tough part is finding jerkable hookers.
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Ugh. Tell me about it. They're never saggy enough...which of course means longer curing time. D:
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Some friendly advice: best places to find such hookers are around inner-city old folks' homes and volcanic ruins in southern Pacific isles.
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So seek out my delicious milk chocolates, and keep an eye towards the rising sun?
I hate dark chocolate...and Phillipinos. They always think they're good at something other than riding in trash and getting on tv with that pedophile from the Christian Children's fund...
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Because. They have an excuse to live in squalor. I'm just lazy.
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That can be an excuse if you phrase it correctly.
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I'm not particularly apt at phrasings things correctly though. I'd almost rather be seen as a racist asshole to build up my street cred.
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"I cannot come to work today because fuck you darkie."
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Exactly. And then when I'm out on the streets, trying to get my fix, the dealers will see how awesome I was and give me a sweet deal.
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Better luck next time.
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If that doesn't work, I'll just have to get a real job....like a rapist, or a murderer. I'm still waiting to catch those episodes on "Dirty Jobs."
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Getting enough plastic tarps must be hella 'spensive.
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I like to stay away from plastic. It's bad for the environment. I just light everything on fire.
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Make it look like a potpourri mishap.
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Ooh. I Could to that. Especially if I used hair and fingernails to ignite it. And the aroma would be so...calming.
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Nothing like the rush of cool air on your brain when some massively acidic chemical melts your skull away.
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Or the smells of that chemical reaction. It's like an aphrodisiac to me.
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And then that part of your anatomy melts away as well.
Good while it lasted.
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I've heard it's totally worth it. The fact that it's dissolving away, only makes them get after it harder and faster.
It's like when you're masturbating, and you call for your mom, and try to finish before she gets there.
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Why want this.
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Why wouldn't I? Family get-togethers are the best.
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As long as you're apologetic.
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You only apologize if it gets on her.
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I HATE YORDLES.
But at least this one isn't annoyingly cute.
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I hate lemons.
Especially speed lemons.
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Who the hell are you?
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Your worst nightmare.
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Or the opposite of which.
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which which? witch or which?
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but does the Sand Witch enjoy a sandwich?
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