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Published: 2008-09-13 04:57:42 +0000 UTC; Views: 1146; Favourites: 35; Downloads: 0
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AFTER TWILIGHT WE THOUGHT EDDIE FIRST HARMLESSLY WATCHED BELLA FROM HER WINDOW. BUT MIDNIGHT SUN REVEALS THE TRUE DEPTH OF HIS DEVOTION.WHERE WE'RE FROM IT'S CALLED STALKING.
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And this is where you get the mace! O__O And the cops. The art is awesome and I think you did a great job with his pose and the perspective. His eyes kinda freak me out though. You did an awesome job drawing them...but there's just something about them that creeps me out. O_O
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he's wall-eyed. Sort of on purpose (and sort of on accident). But he's definately on purpose supposed to look like a creeper.
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ur welcome..i laugh every time..
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LULZ. So agreed. I mean. Its completely natural to watch someone for a FEW MONTHS. Yes. Completely.
Koodos for displaying his 'devotion' in a wonderful way.
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SO THAT'S WHERE THE MOVIE GOT IT.
Consider me enlightened.
While I don't typically laugh at pictures, this made me laugh quite a bit. xDD I LOVE HIS STARE.
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oh em gee!
I KNEW THAT PERV WAS A STALKER TOO!!!!
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an entire generation of girls who now think stalkerism is a admirable personality trait in a boyfriend. sometimes I wonder what people are thinking...
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yes, what are they thinking? o.0
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but his beautifully perfect eyes like sparkling topazes are smoldering at you with their beautiful liquid topazness!
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*high-pitched scream of terror*
*smashes rocking-chair to pieces*
...yeah.
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4srs my friend. 4srs.
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Yes. Why can't it be ANYONE else sitting on said rocking chair watching me sleep?
Hell, I'd even be a bit more happier if it were Voldemort. but Edward Cullen? *shudder*
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Damn, I need to get a rocking chair in my room.
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OMG, Edward Cullen is so f-in' creepy. Look at those retarded stalker eyes! Pervert!
Bella picks up the phone.
Phone: *Heavy Breathing*
Bella: ....?
Phone: (husky voice) What are you wearing?
Bella: Ummm, beige, mostly. And tan. Why do you ask?
Phone: *moaning noises*
Bella: Uuummm, Dear Eddie, is that you?
Phone: *CLICK*
Bella: ....
Bella: Oh, Eddie, that's so ROMANTIC! *faints*
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That's not a correct portrayel at all.
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That's really hurtful to fans you know. You obviously have had a very shallow reading of the text and you don't appreciate the characterizations at all. He was never interested in any girl before bella, so he can't be a pervert. and his eyes are intense not retarded.
you're just jealous that no one loves you the same way that edward loves bella.
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Lol. This is hilarious. 
(This should be up on Encyclpedia dramatica's twilight page!)
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I think that's one of the best compliments I've ever gotten!!! Thanks for the fave!
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It's true! It fits PERFECTLY!
plus, it fits their lulz standards
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hmmm... that needs to go on an official Twilight t-shirt of some sort. They could branch out if successful... mugs, keychains etc.
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Haha, a whole line of merchandise! We'd be rich
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THAT'S FREAKING AWESOME!
Well, if it was Edward, I don't a lot of us would mind the stalking.
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funny how the stalking is okay when it's someone hott....hmmmm
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