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Published: 2010-11-01 18:43:43 +0000 UTC; Views: 3544; Favourites: 53; Downloads: 61
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Does it strike anyone else as odd whenever a teen idol writes their "life story" when they're not even a quarter of a century old? Justin Bieber is only the most recent example; I know Miley Cyrus wrote her autobiography a few years ago, and I think she was 15 at the time. Most regular kids that age are just penning badly written Harry Potter slashfic that nobody outside their Facebook page will ever read.Related content
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I was in Wal-Mart and I saw Justin Beiber's next to Miley's. I laughed and thought "Why the hell do the 12 year olds have an autobiography??" Then I turned to my friend, picked up Justin Beiber's book, and said "Bet you 10 bucks that I know what every page of this book already. Chapter 1: I'm bored, lets sing on Youtube. Chapter 2: I'm a star from Youtube. Chapter 3: Hurray! I finally hit puebrty!!"
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Yeah, autobiographies should come near the END of a celebrities career, not at the START of it. I felt the same way when I saw a Lady Gaga book. Whats the point, all the interesting things are yet to come for these people.
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It is very odd, unless they are about to drop dead, be murdered, or otherwise cease to have anything more to write about. THough in the case of teen idols the track records seem to show that once you get out of being a teen there really isn't all that much to write about...
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"Most regular kids that age are just penning badly written Harry Potter slashfic that nobody outside their Facebook page will ever read."
Thanks for using both the words "most" and "regular," for that excludes me. 
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Strike while the iron is hot. Bieber could be washed up before he can legally drink.
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I think that punchline was deeply biting and very funny.
As for Mily Cyrus, anyone who's worked alongside enough members of the Carradine family of actors is likely to have an acceptable amount of anectdotes to fill out a small book.
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I'm writing the end of his next biography
It involves a sniper rifle and a clocktower
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Justin Bieber's shitty memoir is no match for Nikki Sixx's Heroin Diaries. Sex, drugs, and rock n roll from one of the greated bands to ever existed makes it a compelling read.
Please tells me this arc ends with Steve punching Justin
I also recommend Slash, and Mustaine: A Heavy Metal Memoir. Which books I used to cover up Justin Bieber's book at the Barnes n Nobles I go to.
Jesse do you read any rock stars auto bios?
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Now The Who, the Rolling Stones and Queen can write autobiographys. XD
And you didnt do your research fwi. Bieber's a chic. XD
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I agree, Jesse- it's pretty flippin' weird that these kids would want to start personal memoirs at their age. What? Did they figure they're gonna go through some kind of Christ-esque vision, and write down as much as they can about themselves and whatever before their number's up?
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"I love comic books and I love anime. Itβs kind of like being in a crack house with no money.β- Samuel L. Jackson
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Yeah, I understand writing one when interesting things happened, like a child that struggles with autism, but even then they should wait.
15 is the START of someone's life, right?
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this is so true. is there a way to post this on my facebook, cause i have a couple of bieber friends who need to see it
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These shenanigans always make me feel real old
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C'mon, Justin, wait 'til the star fades, and you crash harder than Corey Haim. Too soon?
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I second Yeldarb86's comments here. Really sez it all - along with Joel's notable remark X)
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Satan and Usher's child
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Don't be ridiculous.
Satan's not that hard up.
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. . . .
alllllllright then. >_>
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Too much too soon?
Kids are growing up too fast.
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Of course he didn't copy/paste his old Livejournals... his dad did. >_>
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I was wondering if you're still making these.
Gonna start a website soon?
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That's the plan. I know a fellow here on DA who says he's willing to provide me with a space on his comic site if I want it, and I think I'm gonna take him up on that.
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I recommend against that.
Get your own site. There are plenty of cheap hosting services, easy webcomic managers (ComicPress), and when the time comes and you want to make money off the comic, you can sell ad space via Project Wonderful without having to share profits.
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I've heard of Justin Bieber for a long time and I still think this is nuts!!!!
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Beautiful
i can't stick bieber, he's a year older than me and he's writing books about himself already? It's probably just some English homework he got a good mark in or something.
Love your drawing style bdw
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It is odd. They really oughta give themselves a few years before they write autobios.
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I agree. what a weirdo...
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Yeah, since the really bad stuff, if it is to come, tends to come later, at least soon after their teen careers XD
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