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Published: 2011-03-14 15:26:14 +0000 UTC; Views: 4278; Favourites: 86; Downloads: 103
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That new Red Riding Hood movie is pretty shameless in its efforts to rope in the Twilight crowd. Apparently, there's a werewolf in this one, plus a bunch of star-crossed lovers and a lot of blood. I seem to recall the original fairy tale being a lot simpler. So I couldn't resist doing a parody this week - and who better to cast as an irritable Red Riding Hood than Jocelyn?Related content
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Actually the 16th cnetury version is alot bloodier with the wolf tricking Red into eating her grandma and more sex and blood and so on... Damn brothers Grimm made all the stories catholic approveable when catholosism became popular... Normally these stories where all very sexual and bloody so that grown men could tell them to each other when drinking in the tavern. Sort of like how we men tell eachother dirty jokes when there are no women
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Actually the 16th cnetury version is alot bloodier with the wolf tricking Red into eating her grandma and more sex and blood and so on... Damn brothers Grimm made all the stories catholic approveable when catholosism became popular... Normally these stories where all very sexual and bloody so that grown men could tell them to each other when drinking in the tavern. Sort of like how we men tell eachother dirty jokes when there are no women
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Jocelyn in that costume- just wow
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"There he goes. One of Godβs own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live and too rare to die.β- Raoul Duke (βFear & Loathing in Las Vegasβ, 1998)
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Her face in the first panel = happiest Jocelyn I've ever seen. XD
Also, interaction with the narrator. Nice.
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I totally agree with you, dude. It's terrible. I was excited to hear that they were making it until I saw the trailer and thought it was for Breaking Dawn. What the hell, right?
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Hoodwinked was awesome enough as a Little Red Riding Hood spin-off. I wish people wouldn't kill that with another one
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Ebert ony gave that film one star and put it on his "Your Movies Suck" list.
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Maybe this is the wrong time to mention that I'm writing my own versions of Snow White and Rumplestiltskin...
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Warner Bros. should be ashamed of themselves for jumping on the 'Twilight' band wagon with this shameless knock off. People should be watching Friz Freleng's 'Little Red Riding Rabbit' instead! (GRAAAAAAAAND MAAAAAAAA!)
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"I'll do it...but I'll probably hate myself in the morning!"
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It's like the stupidest movie EVER. Me and all my friends took up the two back rows just to make fun of it the whole time. Hehehehehehehe.
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First off, I really liked Hoodwinked, and I'm really looking forward to the sequel. Second, I'm glad to see that everyone knows a Twilight ripoff when they see one. I have a really bad feeling that Jocelyn is either not going to like this, or is going to try and make it her own!
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Ahh, Red Riding Hood was a masterpiece of suck! I came out of it unable to breath because it was so awful I kept laughing!
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This movie's trying to succeed where Hoodwinked did half-decently.
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Wow. This is the first time I've seen Jocelyn smile without looking angry.
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It's rare, but it happens!
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haha, i was about to write the same thing...but thought to look to see if anyone else noticed that also
gotta be a first for everything i suppose!
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Will she strangle the wolf? It would be awesome. ^^
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Thank goodness someone had the nerves to rebel against that movie.
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Now, not all Red Riding Hood adations are bad. Let us not forget Hoodwinked. But it is a pretty damn stupid idea to make a horror film.
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XD I actually liked it alot, the romance was a little obvious but kinda enjoyable to watch, 0o what got my friends and I riled up was trying to figure out who the wolf was. By the last twenty minutes we were all silently screaming 'Who the F^%& is it?!' DX 0o and the visuals and music was pretty boss too, especially during the party scene. XD and it was kinda cheesy but funny how they threw in all the elements of the fairy tale.
XD This is funny though. Long gone are the days of a 'simple' fairy tale. Like, have you Seen Pan's Labyrinth? Nyaha
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Actually the original Norse legend that Red Riding Hood is based off of was a lot darker and more involved, and on top of that the original Grim tale had a bigger plot than the one we grew up with. Agreed, Hollywood is reaching for ideas, but they are sticking to the original story with this one.
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There are more Twilight ripoff movies in the works, which shouldn't surprise anyone.
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Oh my. This won't make Jocelyn's day at all >_>.
Wait, who's the narrator? Is it one of the other kids reading this out... or maybe JB's directly interfering! =O
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Not even Amanda Seyfried's hot ass could rescue as shitty a movie as this.
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*sees the movie poster on the road*
Oh wow, a horror movie about Red Riding Hood? That sounds coo-
*sees "From the Makers of Twilight"*
...fuck that.
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That's the thing about the old fairy tales. First they 'drop' the mature or bloody stuff, then they go and now they put in different mature or bloody stuff.
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When in the forest she was spotted by Justin Bieber. He took the short cut to Grandma's and imprisoned the old lady in his hair care products. He took her place and Red saw him and said "Grandma, what ridiculous hair you have."
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ok, i usually am petrified of horror films, even their trailers, and even I'm not scared of this crap we are putting out...Hell I'm a girl and this movie seems like shit, even the "romance" part of it lmao
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When I heard about the Red Hood movie I just kind of went "Um... ok..."
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First Tangled, now Red Riding Hood... I'm liking the idea of F16 Fairy Tales.
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Seriously, they`re running out of ideas. And another movie, Beastly, is from a novel that is pretty much a re-write of Beauty and the Beast.
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It is a rewrite... basically it's beauty and the beast in the city, and he's not that bad looking, and she has to live at his house because of "drugs" for some reason. It was never really explained. I read the book, and it was awful.
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I know, and I don`t plan on reading it.
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For a nano-second, I thought your description meant the upcoming Hoodwinked! 2 , until I Googled the actual movie...this feels like anoddah winner
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i agree with the whole red riding hood movie is just trying to bring in twilight fans, maybe the wolf wont have his shirt of the whole movie
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