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Published: 2016-02-17 06:01:34 +0000 UTC; Views: 1913; Favourites: 39; Downloads: 0
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Description Remember in Mario Kart Wii, how hackers ran rampant in online races, and were the bane of players who wish to play legitimately?  Well unfortunately, they still exist in Mario Kart 8.  This Miiverse post was drawn after a few personal experiences with these cowardly a**holes; don't get me wrong, I'm an expert gamer and all, but no one should be able to pull ahead of the entire crowd by an entire lap within the first ten 10 seconds!   In case you're wondering what's going on with Wario's hand here, it's censored; I don't think further explanation is necessary.  Anyway, enjoy the pain and suffering I endured, manifested in art form!

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Comments: 41

AresVlad [2019-09-29 02:56:56 +0000 UTC]

HEY! No cheating, you dirty hackers! Who the heck wants to cheat in a race anyway?

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JBX9001 In reply to AresVlad [2019-09-29 04:10:19 +0000 UTC]

Too many people, that's for sure!

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AresVlad In reply to JBX9001 [2019-09-29 14:29:33 +0000 UTC]

Yeah! Haven't they learned that cheaters never prosper?

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JBX9001 In reply to AresVlad [2019-10-01 18:26:25 +0000 UTC]

Evidently not...

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AresVlad In reply to JBX9001 [2019-10-01 19:38:00 +0000 UTC]

No good, cheating, hackin, DIRTY, NEVER PROSPERIN', FUN RUINING, PECK NECKS!

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AresVlad [2018-08-23 16:39:23 +0000 UTC]

GOD DAMN HACKERS! THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A FUN GAME!

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JBX9001 In reply to AresVlad [2018-08-23 18:25:51 +0000 UTC]

Some people be that way.

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AresVlad In reply to JBX9001 [2018-08-23 18:59:10 +0000 UTC]

..Well, it is until someone throws a friendship destroyer. (Blue Shell)

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MrHedgyHatty [2018-06-16 22:34:26 +0000 UTC]

Hidden by Owner

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JBX9001 In reply to MrHedgyHatty [2018-06-16 23:37:37 +0000 UTC]

Don't say it like that; I almost misunderstood and was about to get on your case.

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MrHedgyHatty In reply to JBX9001 [2018-06-17 00:31:09 +0000 UTC]

k...

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maldonadoj971 [2017-11-27 03:53:17 +0000 UTC]

Troll LOL!!!!!

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JBX9001 In reply to maldonadoj971 [2017-11-27 04:30:37 +0000 UTC]

Basically! 

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PokeMarioFan14 [2016-08-10 15:22:21 +0000 UTC]

That cheater looks like Turbo from Wreck-it-Ralph.

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JBX9001 In reply to PokeMarioFan14 [2016-08-11 01:08:39 +0000 UTC]

Now that you mention it, it kinda does; how "turbo-tastic" of you! *gets bricked*

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PokeMarioFan14 In reply to JBX9001 [2016-08-11 02:58:07 +0000 UTC]

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L1701E [2016-04-01 22:57:35 +0000 UTC]

Hackers suck. This is hilarious. How did you get those posts on here?

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JBX9001 In reply to L1701E [2016-04-02 00:51:58 +0000 UTC]

Yes they do, and I'm glad you like this drawing too!  To post Miiverse drawings on here, you just have to access your account through your computer; it'll let you save the drawings you make, so you can upload them wherever afterwards.

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Minebot45 [2016-03-16 20:07:16 +0000 UTC]

My mom and I encountered this WAY too fucking much. Thanks for chronicling that in image form!

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JBX9001 In reply to Minebot45 [2016-03-16 20:32:04 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome!  And it's pretty cool that your mom plays video games too!

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joeped2 [2016-02-24 00:11:03 +0000 UTC]

Atleast mario kart 7 have no hacker. but god dammit 
At battle mode i see pepole use unlimited star on watch mode.

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JBX9001 In reply to joeped2 [2016-02-24 05:41:14 +0000 UTC]

Hmmm, I haven't seen that yet myself.

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CartoonAlbert [2016-02-22 11:07:30 +0000 UTC]

Don't worry karma will soon comeback for them   and they will suffer like these people

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj0m6O…

If you don't know what Karma is it means that if you do something bad something bad will happen to you later but if you doing something good something good will happen to you later.

what comes around goes around  

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JBX9001 In reply to CartoonAlbert [2016-02-22 22:18:51 +0000 UTC]

I know

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CartoonAlbert In reply to JBX9001 [2016-02-23 09:03:55 +0000 UTC]

btw is that character toad or mii?

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JBX9001 In reply to CartoonAlbert [2016-02-23 16:23:46 +0000 UTC]

It's a Mii with a troll face.

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CartoonAlbert In reply to JBX9001 [2016-02-28 02:02:55 +0000 UTC]

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SuperPlayerRyan [2016-02-20 21:26:18 +0000 UTC]

I can imagine Wario yelling Cheater in that silly voice of his. Lol

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JBX9001 In reply to SuperPlayerRyan [2016-02-21 07:53:02 +0000 UTC]

Exactly what my intentions were!  I'm glad you like it!

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QuintinQuadConstruct [2016-02-17 23:56:20 +0000 UTC]

Once I'm in first, a hacker was right behind and sent about

56882 MILLION BLUE SHELLS AT ME AT ONCE!

I actually enjoyed that though..

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JBX9001 In reply to QuintinQuadConstruct [2016-02-18 04:14:15 +0000 UTC]

There was one guy I hit with a Green Shell once, and even though their character did the entire "got hit" animation, their vehicle did not stop at all.  I was pretty close when I hit them with it, so I knew I wasn't just seeing things!

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crystalking46 [2016-02-17 22:35:52 +0000 UTC]

(In response to you post on my profile.) 
This spoke to me because I'm a veteran to Mario kart. I didn't play that much online on Wii, but on 8 I have about 13 hundred-something VR, and I HHHHHHAAAAAATTTTTTEEEE people who fire hop because I use sports bikes. 
Mind you this is for hacking and not for the glitch, this might explain this one race I had in a tournament where it was Moo Moo Meadow's, and it was only me and another human racer, but like the second lap, he was FAR gone- like more that halfway the distance for me to catch up! And when the race was over, he was so close to lapping me! Also keep in mind that this was during 150cc, and he was fire hopping, but there's NO way he/ she should've one THAT fast!

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JBX9001 In reply to crystalking46 [2016-02-18 04:11:56 +0000 UTC]

I'm glad you understand; I just don't understand why people feel the need to cheat in 2016!  You'd think everyone would be above that by now.

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crystalking46 In reply to JBX9001 [2016-02-18 04:15:54 +0000 UTC]

Its because they wanna feel better than everyone else by any means necessary. That, and to also personally make other people angry so they get a laugh out of it.

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JBX9001 In reply to crystalking46 [2016-02-18 22:21:32 +0000 UTC]

Probably so.  Trolls will be trolls...

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KaiFreshSquidPower [2016-02-17 20:01:47 +0000 UTC]

ugh that is why i don't play mario kart wii anymore!

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StarmyuFanYuta98 In reply to KaiFreshSquidPower [2016-03-26 17:28:52 +0000 UTC]

Online races for Mario kart Wii has been discontinued.

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KaiFreshSquidPower In reply to StarmyuFanYuta98 [2016-03-26 17:36:53 +0000 UTC]

i know.....

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JBX9001 In reply to KaiFreshSquidPower [2016-02-17 21:13:11 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, online can be a pain...  But at least local play is fair; though I'm far better than my brothers at Mario Kart.

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KaiFreshSquidPower In reply to JBX9001 [2016-02-17 21:13:34 +0000 UTC]

yeah ikr

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bravebravesirbrian1 [2016-02-17 06:02:49 +0000 UTC]

Sorry you ran into folks like that.

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JBX9001 In reply to bravebravesirbrian1 [2016-02-17 06:04:47 +0000 UTC]

Hey, don't sweat it!  But it is the primary reason I prefer local play over online...

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