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Agent 2 lolled nonchalantly against the control room counter. The room was dark like a move theatre when testing was in progress. Her shades flashed in the gloom like knives as she surveyed the latest batch of acquisitions fished from the netherworld. They were getting more accurate with their summoning, sometimes not even having to use the room's mechanical control arms to maneuvre their targets into the restraints. Summoning minor demons directly into bondage, how many Dark Ages warlocks could wish they had thought of that?

DHORKS had only limited knowledge of the Other Place, but even Agent 2 could appreciate these creatures were only minor denizens. Still very dangerous, as the organization had learned the hard way after their first successful (and brief) capture of one of the creatures. Almost Humanoid, just with beaks, horns, tails, and skin tones ranging from pregnant salmon through cooked salmon to flayed salmon. But they still had human weaknesses, and, once summoned and bound in every sense of the word, were as powerless as anyone.

Agent 2 flicked out a milky-chocolate finger, flipping through the audio feeds from the various cylinders.

"Whahahaha- whahahat do you ehehehven wahahant? Plehehehase lehehet me gohoho! Sehehex? Murherhehrder? Secrehehehets? We can deheheal, just tuhuhurn it ohoff! Let me ouhohohowt!"

"Auhauhauhaugh it's tohoo lihight! I hahate featheres, I unnngghuahahah -juhust tuhurn it up! It is drhihiving me crahahazy! I cahahan't tahahahake it! Ooungh! It's- I- aihuhunuhhunhggh oo-oahahaha!"

"I'll fuhuhucking kihill you ahahahall! Slurp your guts uhuhup like spaghahahahetti! You hehehehear me? You dahahare hohold mehee? I'll burn your fahahahce ofhoff withihit your stomhohohmach juhoohoocies! I'll phuhut ehehehmebers in your ovahahahahries!"

The room returned to silence, save for the sleepy cheeping and beeping of various instruments running. Idly, she checked containment fields, both physical and meta-physical. 100%. All that struggling, and all those hard words, and none of the little vermin had even scratched their security. The best part was, the various fiends kept trying to negotiate, offering behind-the-scenes views on Human politics and high finance, to perform assassinations or carry out acts of shadowy violence, or simply offering gold bullion and sexual favours. How sad. How tedious. It must just be what they expected to be asked of them when brought to the mortal world.

Often, it was a long time before it set in that Agent 2 didn't want that. No, she just wanted to make as many fiends laugh as she could possibly reach.

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The last Helluva Boss episode was a) awesome as always, and b)in this case was S2:Episode 7. Long title, it's the one where Fizzarolli tells Mammon to stick it. Great episode, and especially rich with crowd shots showing plenty of sexy little red-skinned girls with tantalizingly midriff-baring outfits. I actually found 16 different ones I liked, and, after some hmming and hawwing, narrowed it down to these 3. Like I said, Extras need love (and tickles), too, and there are plenty of better artists covering the main cast. So here's Agent 2 continuing her pioneering work on demonic ticklishness on behalf of DHORKS. And while we're here, who's your favourite un-named background character in this show so far?

Thanks for stopping by, feel free to leave a comment, and have a great day!

Regards,
JD

Timestamp: 9hrs

Description
Agent 2 lolled nonchalantly against the control room counter. The room was dark like a move theatre when testing was in progress. Her shades flashed in the gloom like knives as she surveyed the latest batch of acquisitions fished from the netherworld. They were getting more accurate with their summoning, sometimes not even having to use the room's mechanical control arms to maneuvre their targets into the restraints. Summoning minor demons directly into bondage, how many Dark Ages warlocks could wish they had thought of that?

DHORKS had only limited knowledge of the Other Place, but even Agent 2 could appreciate these creatures were only minor denizens. Still very dangerous, as the organization had learned the hard way after their first successful (and brief) capture of one of the creatures. Almost Humanoid, just with beaks, horns, tails, and skin tones ranging from pregnant salmon through cooked salmon to flayed salmon. But they still had human weaknesses, and, once summoned and bound in every sense of the word, were as powerless as anyone.

Agent 2 flicked out a milky-chocolate finger, flipping through the audio feeds from the various cylinders.

"Whahahaha- whahahat do you ehehehven wahahant? Plehehehase lehehet me gohoho! Sehehex? Murherhehrder? Secrehehehets? We can deheheal, just tuhuhurn it ohoff! Let me ouhohohowt!"

"Auhauhauhaugh it's tohoo lihight! I hahate featheres, I unnngghuahahah -juhust tuhurn it up! It is drhihiving me crahahazy! I cahahan't tahahahake it! Ooungh! It's- I- aihuhunuhhunhggh oo-oahahaha!"

"I'll fuhuhucking kihill you ahahahall! Slurp your guts uhuhup like spaghahahahetti! You hehehehear me? You dahahare hohold mehee? I'll burn your fahahahce ofhoff withihit your stomhohohmach juhoohoocies! I'll phuhut ehehehmebers in your ovahahahahries!"

The room returned to silence, save for the sleepy cheeping and beeping of various instruments running. Idly, she checked containment fields, both physical and meta-physical. 100%. All that struggling, and all those hard words, and none of the little vermin had even scratched their security. The best part was, the various fiends kept trying to negotiate, offering behind-the-scenes views on Human politics and high finance, to perform assassinations or carry out acts of shadowy violence, or simply offering gold bullion and sexual favours. How sad. How tedious. It must just be what they expected to be asked of them when brought to the mortal world.

Often, it was a long time before it set in that Agent 2 didn't want that. No, she just wanted to make as many fiends laugh as she could possibly reach.

---

The last Helluva Boss episode was a) awesome as always, and b)in this case was S2:Episode 7. Long title, it's the one where Fizzarolli tells Mammon to stick it. Great episode, and especially rich with crowd shots showing plenty of sexy little red-skinned girls with tantalizingly midriff-baring outfits. I actually found 16 different ones I liked, and, after some hmming and hawwing, narrowed it down to these 3. Like I said, Extras need love (and tickles), too, and there are plenty of better artists covering the main cast. So here's Agent 2 continuing her pioneering work on demonic ticklishness on behalf of DHORKS. And while we're here, who's your favourite un-named background character in this show so far?

Thanks for stopping by, feel free to leave a comment, and have a great day!

Regards,
JD

Timestamp: 9hrs