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Canterlot High and Crystal Prep come together for a fundraising event and are starting it off with a welcome party, set up by Pinkie Pie. CHS and CSP are enjoying each other's company, but one Wondercolt is not, Aiden Call, as he hates Crystal Prep, especially the Shadowbolts, having a long standing grudge against them because they always treated him like garbage back when Cinch was principal. Deciding that it's time for some well deserved payback, he and a couple of his friends sing a song, completely trash Crystal Prep ending, to his great pleasure, with the Shadowbolts.

Aiden Call: Excuse me, my I have everyone's attention please! I have a special announcement for Crystal Prep, here! You know, you guys are pretty special. Your smart, strong, sophisticated, and you've always taken such great pride... in making all of us here at CHS feel like the biggest losers ever! Well, Crystal Prep. I have just one word to describe each and everyone of you!

[Aiden Call] (With his friends: Shades, Sonic Boomer, and Dragun Shot as backup)

Let me break it down, ooh

If you want someone to love ya

Then babe, you gotta look like me (Like me)

Flawless, pure perfection, not for shelf (Not for shelf)

And my first impression of ya

As far as I can see (Can see)

Is you simply can't compete with my sweet self (Your sweet self)

Is your hair as thick as mine? (No)

Are your arms as pumped as mine? (No)

Are the moves you got as drop-dead hot as this? (No, no they ain't)

Is your profile half this fine? (No)

If not, let me hit ya with the bottom line

Got to measure up or you won't get eternal bliss (Ooh)

So let me be honest (Honest)

I got to be honest (Honest)

I'm gonna be honest (Ah yeah)

Whether you like it or not

(To Mulberry Seed )

You're much too short (Too short)

(To Fluer De Lis)

You're way too thin (Too thin)

(To Amaranth Gray)

Is that a blemish on your double chin? (Oh man)

(To the rest)

Don't ever walk a runway (No)

Or man a kissing booth (Mwah)

You're U-G-L-Y (Ugly)

And that's the ugly truth

(As the song goes on, the Turtles, Rainbooms, Allies, and Shadowbolts enter the gym and wonder what's going on, so they move through crowd to see)

[Shades, Sonic Boomer, and Dragun Shot]

You ugly, ah, ah, you ugly

You ugly, ah, ah, you ugly

[Aiden Call]

Now perhaps I've just upset ya

But people, let's get real (Get real)

(Points to flags of Canterlot High and Crystal Prep, CHS flag says Friendly while CPA flag says Un-friendly)

It's a most exclusive club that you want in (Want in)

There's a price to pay, you betcha

Hey, you gotta look ideal

Or you'll end up in the old recycling bin (Recycling bin)

(Another of his friends, Minerva Midnight, dumps a recycling bin on Celery Stalk's head)

Is your smile as white as this? (No)

Are your glutes as tight as this? (No)

(Holds up a CPA cupcake and smashes it in front of Suri Polomare and Uppercrust)

Then they'll trash ya and they'll mash it into glue

[Shades, Sonic Boomer, and Dragun Shot]

Ooh, poor poor you

[Aiden Call]

Just a flaw as slight as this

Just one tiny detail, it's a big ol' mess

(Dumps the cupcake in the trash)

Oops, oh well, I'm sorry, sayonara, too-da-loo (Ooh)

But hey, I can help ya (Ooh yeah)

Well, possibly help ya (Ooh yeah)

Well, hopefully help ya (Ooh yeah)

But most of you probably not!

(To

Your head's too small (Too small)

(To Trenderhoof)

Your neck's too long (Too long)

(To Frosty Orange)

Your nose starts right but then ends up all wrong (So wrong)

(To Taffy Shade)

Mm, that tiny freckle (Ugh)

(To Peppermint Twist)

Ooh, that crooked tooth

(To the rest)

You're U-G-L-Y (Ugly)

And that's the ugly truth

[Shades, Sonic Boomer, and Dragun Shot]

U-G-L-Y, face like that, why even try?

U-G-L-Y, back that hip like triple fry

U-G-L-Y, sorry if that makes you cry

You're ugly, so ugly, so

Aiden Call: (spots the Shadowbolts; to himself) Payback time!

[Aiden Call]

Wait!

(To Sunny Flare)

Look at you, look at you, look at you

I ain't seen nothing like you before

I mean, words fail me

I mean I'm tongue-tied

I mean I'm speechless, baby

What's a thing like you

Doing in a place like this?

I gotta tell ya girl, you're pretty

(Sunny Flare blushes, until...)

[Shades, Sonic Boomer, and Dragun Shot)

Pretty ugly!

[Aiden Call]

You poor poor things.

(To Sugarcoat)

Don't look so sad.

(To Sour Sweet)

I'm sorry your so ugly.

Lemon Zest: Is that?

[Aiden Call]

Really bad.

Imagine how you traumatize

(to Indigo Zap)

Some unsuspecting youth.

Wby it would be U-G-L-Y (Ugly)

And that's the ugly truth (U-G-L-Y, heard your looks make you cry)

Yeah, so sorry 'bout the truth (U-G-L-Y, cross my heart and hope to die)

Woo, 'cause that's the ugly truth (U-G-L-Y, love to kiss my lunch goodbye)

Yeah you're U-G-L-Y

Aiden Call: I feel sorry for you all, sorry that you, and especially you Shadowbolts, are the Meanest, Nastiest, Cruelest, Jerkiest, Heartless, and above all, the most Un-friendliest school ever! So as far as I'm concerned, Canterlot High and Crystal Prep will never, ever be friends!

[Aiden Call]

And that's the ugly truth

(he and his friends vanish with a smoke bomb, leaving everyone in shock.)

Trixie: (breaking the silence) That's my trick!

(The Crystal Prep students talk worriedly to themselves)

Peppermint Twist: My teeth aren't that crooked are they?

Fleur De Lis: Am I really too thin?!

(With the Turtles, Rainbooms, and Shadowbolts, they're still in shock after the way Aiden spoke to the Shadowbolts)

Fluttershy: (faints) So... much... unkindness!

Applejack: I can't believe that guy just up and trashed Crystal Prep like that!

Pinkie Pie: (digging out the cupcake) And he threw a cupcake in the trash!

Mikey: Yeah, what a jerk! Although his song was pretty catchy. (Gets clocked on the head by Raph) Ow!

Rarity: Ah, what cheek that boy has! Right, girls? (They look to see the Shadowbolts aren't there) Girls?

Casey: Where'd they go?

April: They did look pretty hurt by what that guy said.

Leo: Come on, let's go find them.

Song "Ugly Truth" from Ugly Dolls. Edited by me.

Quotes by me and TMNTony

Aiden Call by BozzerKazooers

Equestria Ninja Girls by DarkMagicianmon

Description
Canterlot High and Crystal Prep come together for a fundraising event and are starting it off with a welcome party, set up by Pinkie Pie. CHS and CSP are enjoying each other's company, but one Wondercolt is not, Aiden Call, as he hates Crystal Prep, especially the Shadowbolts, having a long standing grudge against them because they always treated him like garbage back when Cinch was principal. Deciding that it's time for some well deserved payback, he and a couple of his friends sing a song, completely trash Crystal Prep ending, to his great pleasure, with the Shadowbolts.

Aiden Call: Excuse me, my I have everyone's attention please! I have a special announcement for Crystal Prep, here! You know, you guys are pretty special. Your smart, strong, sophisticated, and you've always taken such great pride... in making all of us here at CHS feel like the biggest losers ever! Well, Crystal Prep. I have just one word to describe each and everyone of you!

[Aiden Call] (With his friends: Shades, Sonic Boomer, and Dragun Shot as backup)

Let me break it down, ooh

If you want someone to love ya

Then babe, you gotta look like me (Like me)

Flawless, pure perfection, not for shelf (Not for shelf)

And my first impression of ya

As far as I can see (Can see)

Is you simply can't compete with my sweet self (Your sweet self)

Is your hair as thick as mine? (No)

Are your arms as pumped as mine? (No)

Are the moves you got as drop-dead hot as this? (No, no they ain't)

Is your profile half this fine? (No)

If not, let me hit ya with the bottom line

Got to measure up or you won't get eternal bliss (Ooh)

So let me be honest (Honest)

I got to be honest (Honest)

I'm gonna be honest (Ah yeah)

Whether you like it or not

(To Mulberry Seed )

You're much too short (Too short)

(To Fluer De Lis)

You're way too thin (Too thin)

(To Amaranth Gray)

Is that a blemish on your double chin? (Oh man)

(To the rest)

Don't ever walk a runway (No)

Or man a kissing booth (Mwah)

You're U-G-L-Y (Ugly)

And that's the ugly truth

(As the song goes on, the Turtles, Rainbooms, Allies, and Shadowbolts enter the gym and wonder what's going on, so they move through crowd to see)

[Shades, Sonic Boomer, and Dragun Shot]

You ugly, ah, ah, you ugly

You ugly, ah, ah, you ugly

[Aiden Call]

Now perhaps I've just upset ya

But people, let's get real (Get real)

(Points to flags of Canterlot High and Crystal Prep, CHS flag says Friendly while CPA flag says Un-friendly)

It's a most exclusive club that you want in (Want in)

There's a price to pay, you betcha

Hey, you gotta look ideal

Or you'll end up in the old recycling bin (Recycling bin)

(Another of his friends, Minerva Midnight, dumps a recycling bin on Celery Stalk's head)

Is your smile as white as this? (No)

Are your glutes as tight as this? (No)

(Holds up a CPA cupcake and smashes it in front of Suri Polomare and Uppercrust)

Then they'll trash ya and they'll mash it into glue

[Shades, Sonic Boomer, and Dragun Shot]

Ooh, poor poor you

[Aiden Call]

Just a flaw as slight as this

Just one tiny detail, it's a big ol' mess

(Dumps the cupcake in the trash)

Oops, oh well, I'm sorry, sayonara, too-da-loo (Ooh)

But hey, I can help ya (Ooh yeah)

Well, possibly help ya (Ooh yeah)

Well, hopefully help ya (Ooh yeah)

But most of you probably not!

(To

Your head's too small (Too small)

(To Trenderhoof)

Your neck's too long (Too long)

(To Frosty Orange)

Your nose starts right but then ends up all wrong (So wrong)

(To Taffy Shade)

Mm, that tiny freckle (Ugh)

(To Peppermint Twist)

Ooh, that crooked tooth

(To the rest)

You're U-G-L-Y (Ugly)

And that's the ugly truth

[Shades, Sonic Boomer, and Dragun Shot]

U-G-L-Y, face like that, why even try?

U-G-L-Y, back that hip like triple fry

U-G-L-Y, sorry if that makes you cry

You're ugly, so ugly, so

Aiden Call: (spots the Shadowbolts; to himself) Payback time!

[Aiden Call]

Wait!

(To Sunny Flare)

Look at you, look at you, look at you

I ain't seen nothing like you before

I mean, words fail me

I mean I'm tongue-tied

I mean I'm speechless, baby

What's a thing like you

Doing in a place like this?

I gotta tell ya girl, you're pretty

(Sunny Flare blushes, until...)

[Shades, Sonic Boomer, and Dragun Shot)

Pretty ugly!

[Aiden Call]

You poor poor things.

(To Sugarcoat)

Don't look so sad.

(To Sour Sweet)

I'm sorry your so ugly.

Lemon Zest: Is that?

[Aiden Call]

Really bad.

Imagine how you traumatize

(to Indigo Zap)

Some unsuspecting youth.

Wby it would be U-G-L-Y (Ugly)

And that's the ugly truth (U-G-L-Y, heard your looks make you cry)

Yeah, so sorry 'bout the truth (U-G-L-Y, cross my heart and hope to die)

Woo, 'cause that's the ugly truth (U-G-L-Y, love to kiss my lunch goodbye)

Yeah you're U-G-L-Y

Aiden Call: I feel sorry for you all, sorry that you, and especially you Shadowbolts, are the Meanest, Nastiest, Cruelest, Jerkiest, Heartless, and above all, the most Un-friendliest school ever! So as far as I'm concerned, Canterlot High and Crystal Prep will never, ever be friends!

[Aiden Call]

And that's the ugly truth

(he and his friends vanish with a smoke bomb, leaving everyone in shock.)

Trixie: (breaking the silence) That's my trick!

(The Crystal Prep students talk worriedly to themselves)

Peppermint Twist: My teeth aren't that crooked are they?

Fleur De Lis: Am I really too thin?!

(With the Turtles, Rainbooms, and Shadowbolts, they're still in shock after the way Aiden spoke to the Shadowbolts)

Fluttershy: (faints) So... much... unkindness!

Applejack: I can't believe that guy just up and trashed Crystal Prep like that!

Pinkie Pie: (digging out the cupcake) And he threw a cupcake in the trash!

Mikey: Yeah, what a jerk! Although his song was pretty catchy. (Gets clocked on the head by Raph) Ow!

Rarity: Ah, what cheek that boy has! Right, girls? (They look to see the Shadowbolts aren't there) Girls?

Casey: Where'd they go?

April: They did look pretty hurt by what that guy said.

Leo: Come on, let's go find them.

Song "Ugly Truth" from Ugly Dolls. Edited by me.

Quotes by me and TMNTony

Aiden Call by BozzerKazooers

Equestria Ninja Girls by DarkMagicianmon