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Published: 2012-01-29 05:36:38 +0000 UTC; Views: 3350; Favourites: 52; Downloads: 43
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Description Hey potheads, and welcome back to Classics of Crap! This week's awesomely bad movie is the infamous 1936 anti-pot propaganda film, Reefer Madness, aka. Tell Your Children. Possibly the most well known of all the "educational" films of the 30's, Reefer Madness depicts several men and women trying pot for the first time. Like most people's first puff of the green stuff, nothing happens. Oh wait, I'm sorry. No, what I meant to say was that the tiniest bit of Mary Jane makes these people go absolute batshit crazy. Killing, molesting, hooking, more killing, gambling, even more killing and finally throwing themselves out of buildings. Cause, you know, pot makes you do that. Reefer Madness has gotten a fervent cult following over the years for its completely ludicrous depiction of smoking pot. In fact, in 2005 they actually made a musical spoof of it starring Kristen Bell and Neve Campbell. It's good, but no where near as entertaining as the real thing. With one watch, you'll be hopelessly addicted!
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LizzyChrome [2016-02-25 08:29:24 +0000 UTC]

This entire thing is wonderful, but especially the narrator at the bottom. HIS FACE! 

I just saw the musical the other night for the first time, and it was amazing. 

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CartoonyStuff [2013-05-14 06:20:50 +0000 UTC]

Creeping like communists, its knocking at our doors...
turning all our children into hooligans and whores...

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Lelpel [2012-01-29 08:46:45 +0000 UTC]

I LOVE that movie - the new one, with Kristen Bell and Allan Cummings - it's hysterical! ^_^

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JeffVictor In reply to Lelpel [2012-01-29 18:35:10 +0000 UTC]

But have you seen the original it's spoofing? It's crazy stupid old propaganda, claiming that if you smoke weed once, you will basically go crazy and kill everyone around you. :S

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Lelpel In reply to JeffVictor [2012-01-29 23:03:20 +0000 UTC]

It's pretty much the same in the new one, only it's a joke I guess - I wouldn't mind seeing the original though

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Reduxist [2012-01-29 06:24:39 +0000 UTC]

It could be your son! or your daughter!
Or yours! or yours!
OR YOURS!

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JeffVictor In reply to Reduxist [2012-01-29 18:35:22 +0000 UTC]

hahah, yep!

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Reduxist In reply to JeffVictor [2012-01-31 02:34:42 +0000 UTC]

Man, I really appreciate you doing this series. I do enjoy it, even if the covered films are... of questionable quality.

Just one middling question, though: Would you ever consider watching those Seltzer and Friedberg films like "Scary movie" or "Date movie"?

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JeffVictor In reply to Reduxist [2012-01-31 02:43:18 +0000 UTC]

I'm glad you are enjoying CoC, but there is unfortunately no chance of doing anything with the "Movie-Movie" guys. I really despise them and they are excluded on this list for one reason. They are trying to be bad.

Every truly awesome bad movie at least, at it's heart is trying to be good. Yes, even Manos. It's when the noblest of intentions fail, for one reason or another, it can achieve awesome crappitude. On the other hand, Friedberg and Seltzer aim low and hit low. I give them no respect.

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Reduxist In reply to JeffVictor [2012-01-31 03:42:20 +0000 UTC]

Well, THAT I understand. I know that films can get so bad, they become cheesily good... but a film can only be so crappy until it's just flatout horrible. Sorry for the suggestion. (On the bright side, at least I didn't suggest A Serbian Film... )

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JeffVictor In reply to Reduxist [2012-01-31 18:05:04 +0000 UTC]

No, no. I appreciate your suggestion, really! I just have my own very weird set of criteria for the kind of movies I think are "so bad they're good". Keep on suggesting! As for a serbian film, from what I've heard, I think I'll pass. I hate torture porn stuff, especially Saw/Human Centipede type stuff. There's a line for me where it stops being entertaining and just becomes an brutality endurance test.

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Reduxist In reply to JeffVictor [2012-02-01 00:08:39 +0000 UTC]

Well, I just thought they're crap in general, so... Not classics?

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JeffVictor In reply to Reduxist [2012-02-02 18:27:53 +0000 UTC]

Naw, I define Classics of Crap as being guilty pleasure, so bad they're amazing type movies. Some people may not agree with all my choices, but I'm kind of doing all my favorite bad movies. There are lots more to come!

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Reduxist In reply to JeffVictor [2012-02-04 22:25:19 +0000 UTC]

Well, I'm more than glad to hear THAT! To be honest, you cover a film in a few precious seconds while guys like the Nostalgia Critic take ten-to-twenty MINUTES to take a few quick shots at a flick.

Please, keep up the good work!

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JeffVictor In reply to Reduxist [2012-02-04 23:49:15 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I like Nostalgia Critic, and other bad movie blogs, like the Agony Booth, but honestly, they are so long, they kind of wear me out. Keep it short and sweet, I say.

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Reduxist In reply to JeffVictor [2012-02-07 20:28:08 +0000 UTC]

And keep at that format. One LAST question until next time, though; what about Uwe Boll? He seems like a jackass, but he's also ripe for making fun of.

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JeffVictor In reply to Reduxist [2012-02-08 00:46:06 +0000 UTC]

I thought about a Uwe Boll, but I've only seen a few of his. If i were to do one, I'd probably tackle Bloodrayne.

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Reduxist In reply to JeffVictor [2012-02-08 02:44:37 +0000 UTC]

Alone in the Dark really took the cake. I mean, it had Tara Reid in it. That in itself has got to be pretty bad.

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JeffVictor In reply to Reduxist [2012-02-08 06:34:42 +0000 UTC]

yeah, i saw that one, but it's dullsville. Tara Reid plays the least smart "scientist" in film history

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Reduxist In reply to JeffVictor [2012-02-08 20:23:45 +0000 UTC]

Well, I guess if that's the popular opinion, then I guess Uwe Boll had to fight a lot of people; Turns out, Good Ol' Boll here has a tendency to beat the sh!t out of any and every of his critics... a la boxing match.

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JeffVictor In reply to Reduxist [2012-02-09 18:25:48 +0000 UTC]

Yep. when you can't win critics over by making good movies, beat the piss out of them.

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Reduxist In reply to JeffVictor [2012-02-10 02:48:22 +0000 UTC]

Hell, he even called Michael Bay crap. at least his films can be considered guilty pleasures.

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unholycookie [2012-01-29 05:38:21 +0000 UTC]

Turning all our children into hooligans and whores!

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JeffVictor In reply to unholycookie [2012-01-29 05:53:56 +0000 UTC]

WHEN WILL IT END!?? The horror! The horror!

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