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Published: 2012-09-03 07:28:18 +0000 UTC; Views: 6013; Favourites: 68; Downloads: 41
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Description Hi guys and thanks for reading my bi-weekly column, Classics of Crap, where we look at the worst, most hilarious movie failures ever. Today we are celebrating Samurai Cop, a movie I discovered thanks the gentlemen over at Red Letter Media. They highly recommended it, and boy oh boy, were they right. This movie is hi-lar-ious. Every line reading, every action scene, every everything about this movie is so wrong, it just becomes so right. This is bad movie lovers paradise. I honestly went round and round trying to think of one image to encapsulate the wonderment that is Samurai Cop. Finally I settled on one of the most memorable exchanges between Samurai Cop and a horny nurse. If you haven't seen the clip: DO SO IMMEDIATELY. Trust me, you don't want to miss this one.
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Comments: 28

FlapjackStantz [2015-08-31 17:43:47 +0000 UTC]

This movie is right up there with Cobra (Sylvester Stallone's 1986 outing) in terms of cheap 80's film stock, a ridiculous story, and even more ridiculous action.

IMHO, Samurai Cop is apparently Amir Shervan's answer to the Lethal Weapon series, since Joe and Frank are clearly Riggs and Murtaugh.

Anyway, here's the link to OSW's review of this movie, which also makes mention of the upcoming sequel, Samurai Cop: Deadly Vengeance:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfiJC4…

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Nemesisprime91 [2015-03-29 22:02:39 +0000 UTC]

So...how is this a Classic of crap if its so good?

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JeffVictor In reply to Nemesisprime91 [2015-03-29 22:20:29 +0000 UTC]

It's a 'so bad it's good' movie.

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Traitorous-Tortoise [2014-12-16 17:03:00 +0000 UTC]

I want this picture on my piano!

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JeffVictor In reply to Traitorous-Tortoise [2014-12-23 22:54:19 +0000 UTC]

I want your piano on this picture.

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Conormcal [2014-10-09 18:52:43 +0000 UTC]

"THESE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE SELLING DRUGS TO OUR KIDS."

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JeffVictor In reply to Conormcal [2014-10-10 18:11:20 +0000 UTC]

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highondopamine [2014-09-16 18:08:06 +0000 UTC]

Quality writing right there, hahaha, I just said this was written and not totally improved.

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DbzMaster31 [2014-07-31 20:34:25 +0000 UTC]

The best film ever made. 

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daledale [2014-05-14 23:03:03 +0000 UTC]

Do you think this is a good drug bust---Joe - YEA Cocain..........

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Internet-Cancer [2013-08-30 20:18:14 +0000 UTC]

This scene only got funnier because it got less funnier but somehow that only made it even funnier the longer it went on.
...if that makes sense.
This movie deserves some sort of award.

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NexusDX [2013-07-19 18:09:09 +0000 UTC]

I regret missing that midnight showing of this even more now.

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MrSide In reply to NexusDX [2013-07-21 19:13:00 +0000 UTC]

It was incredible

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NexusDX In reply to MrSide [2013-07-22 02:14:19 +0000 UTC]

Oh god why didn't I go?!  Well, at least my friend bought it recently, so I can watch it that way.

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MrSide In reply to NexusDX [2013-07-22 13:16:55 +0000 UTC]

Don't forget the popcorn!

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randybob275 [2013-07-15 16:53:22 +0000 UTC]

This scene is hilarious.

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Cornelius-Slate [2013-01-09 20:17:35 +0000 UTC]

a friend of mine showed me this movie and we were laughing our nuts off!

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JeffVictor In reply to Cornelius-Slate [2013-01-10 18:20:51 +0000 UTC]

It's the best!

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Cornelius-Slate In reply to JeffVictor [2013-01-10 18:27:34 +0000 UTC]

man that black guy is the worst actor in the movie. the parts we laugh the most with him is when you kisses the commissioner guy out of nowhere and these reaction shots.

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MichaelBaue In reply to Cornelius-Slate [2013-02-12 20:19:58 +0000 UTC]

"YOU SONOFA BITCH! COME BACK HERE YOU MOTHERFUCKER!"

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Cornelius-Slate In reply to MichaelBaue [2013-02-13 08:49:44 +0000 UTC]

indeed!

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JohntheMurray [2012-09-10 06:15:45 +0000 UTC]

"Bingo." OMG ...its so ...you know I underestimated how bad ..wow. Just the delivery alone.

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haius [2012-09-03 20:56:27 +0000 UTC]

It's an 80s movie, I'm guessing...

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rzerox21xx In reply to haius [2017-07-19 22:09:02 +0000 UTC]

it came out in 91. athough the production was during 90

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JeffVictor In reply to haius [2012-09-04 05:44:10 +0000 UTC]

Yep!

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MichaelBaue In reply to JeffVictor [2013-03-17 20:14:46 +0000 UTC]

Even for an 80's movie, the hairstyles gave me paroxysmal guttural responses.

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JeffVictor In reply to MichaelBaue [2013-03-18 16:46:42 +0000 UTC]

What about the acting?!

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MichaelBaue In reply to JeffVictor [2013-03-20 16:26:27 +0000 UTC]

For a bad 80's movie, acting was on par.

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