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JenL — The Internet Is For Corn
Published: 2008-10-09 16:06:24 +0000 UTC; Views: 17456; Favourites: 143; Downloads: 0
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It's that time of the year again. Halloween! And that means candy galore!!! ^_^N. Gin likes watching corno films, looking at cornography on the internet, and reading dirty corn magazines. (kudos if you get the pun)
If you ever saw a Schism monster from the waist down you'd understand why I'd want to go out with one. For some reason I have a rather weird thing for the monsters from Silent Hill.
Nina and Locky McDorkypants as teenagers. Gargoyles are bloodthirsty man-eaters. They can't resist the scent of blood. So if you know a thing or two about women and their "monthly" visitor you'll know why gargoyles become increasing attracted to women once a month.
Cortex loves bananas. The bigger the better. ^_^
Balthier from Final Fantasy 12. Do I really need to explain this one? ^_^
There is only one other person with an appetite for candy as big as mine. CHOWDER!! Too bad he's eating up all my candy!
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-JenL
Schism (c) Double Helix/Konami
Neo Cortex, Nina and N. Gin (c) Radical/Activision
Baltheir (c) Square-Enix
Chowder (c) Greenblat/CartoonNetwork
Jen, Lockbolt and the Giant Banana (c) Me
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I just ate a whole bag of Almond Joys, Reese's and Butterfingers ands my heart hasn't given out yet
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Hahaha, someone's having great oral sex at least one week a month.
Would it be gross if I thought I'd be a Gargoyle for that reason? O_o;;;
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That's not really what Locky does. Although he could do that if he wanted, he just eats people.
And yes, it would be gross to want to be a gargoyle for "that" reason.
-JenL
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Oh lol! I saw the avenue Q version of the internet is for...corn 
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It must be cool to have big room with candys. I have a lot of chocolate on my table.
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I think it's quite normal to like the SH monsters, but I've never seen a Schism before. Are they from SH5? Personally, I love the puppet doctors and that thing that attacks Dr. Kauffman in the bar. Either kind of nurse is just okay, and I really don't get what's so great about Red Pyramid.
Aw, Gross! Lockbolt!
Yay, Chowder! Flapjack is awesome, too!
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Schism is indeed from the 5th game Silent Hill: Homecoming. But Pyramid Head is the best of all the Silent Hill monsters with his infamous rape habbit.
-JenL
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Okay, but I like Leonard better.
I've been thinking about PH, and I think he sees with his hands. I mean like a sorta magicy-heat thing. Like the Pale Man, but without the eye.
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and chowder yeah you ogta get hm outta ur candy stash
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*all heated up from looking at Balthier* :333333 Oh my...
Oh N. Gin and that cornography... ^_^'
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Looolz hahahahaha poor Nina ! xD
Ups ! Chowder u should stop eating Jen's candy or u'll get a big trouble !
Hehehe yay halloween is coming ! I hope u can get many candies ! And u should put them in a safe yeah ?
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Hahaha I loved the 4th panel ! xD
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I know how u feel bout the monster thing. by the way Scarlet is the most awesome thing ive seen besides amnion.
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The internet is for me? Who'da though? XD
No, no. In all reality, I love these.
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LOL!!!! That's a hilarious comic!!
Thank god the bagel wasn't involved.XD I imagine if the bagel had seen what was going on, it would've said this:
Bagel: CORTEX!!! I turn my back on you for one minute and now you're in love with that banana?!
Cortex: Uhh.....
Bagel: Screw you two! *leaves.*
Uhh...you may ignore that little dialogue if you wish.
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Chowder! I love that guy! 2 thumbs up for this randomness.
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OMG awesome chowder and cortex in one comic LOOLZ
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Ahh, the randomness. XD!
The Balthier one makes me laugh so hard.
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Great to see you back in the game again.
I do have a comic idea myself that answers the question you probably never even thought of asking, but might have done. I'll have to get some time in my college work to do so.
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I question that I never though of asking but would want answered. I want to know what this question is!
-JenL
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Unless you really want me to spank you again, you wouldn't want to know what the question is...not until it's ready.
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cute ^.^
Just one thing to add
CHOWDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-coughs-
alright I'm good
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