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Published: 2008-10-09 16:06:24 +0000 UTC; Views: 17453; Favourites: 143; Downloads: 0
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It's that time of the year again. Halloween! And that means candy galore!!! ^_^N. Gin likes watching corno films, looking at cornography on the internet, and reading dirty corn magazines. (kudos if you get the pun)
If you ever saw a Schism monster from the waist down you'd understand why I'd want to go out with one. For some reason I have a rather weird thing for the monsters from Silent Hill.
Nina and Locky McDorkypants as teenagers. Gargoyles are bloodthirsty man-eaters. They can't resist the scent of blood. So if you know a thing or two about women and their "monthly" visitor you'll know why gargoyles become increasing attracted to women once a month.
Cortex loves bananas. The bigger the better. ^_^
Balthier from Final Fantasy 12. Do I really need to explain this one? ^_^
There is only one other person with an appetite for candy as big as mine. CHOWDER!! Too bad he's eating up all my candy!
More Sugar Rush Antics:
First: [link]
Second: [link]
Third: [link]
Forth: [link]
Fifth: [link]
Sixth: [link]
Seventh: [link]
Ninth: [link]
Tenth: [link]
-JenL
Schism (c) Double Helix/Konami
Neo Cortex, Nina and N. Gin (c) Radical/Activision
Baltheir (c) Square-Enix
Chowder (c) Greenblat/CartoonNetwork
Jen, Lockbolt and the Giant Banana (c) Me
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Comments: 84
spadethehero123 [2014-03-24 08:51:15 +0000 UTC]
lockbolt looks like he wants to eat nina for dinner
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Noxonius [2012-11-07 15:55:11 +0000 UTC]
Well I'm glad dental is free for people under 18 in my country
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GG126 [2012-05-25 18:48:26 +0000 UTC]
It is normal to like silent hill monster.
Just like the nurses from silent hill homecoming.
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Lillaniaispurrfect2 [2012-04-08 05:06:43 +0000 UTC]
Hahhaha XD
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Wiggle Wiggle Yeah!
Tara: O.O What R u Doin??
nothing Wiggle Wiggle Yea Yea!
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DemondGust [2011-10-22 23:56:55 +0000 UTC]
._. is it weird if i think most horror-genre monsters are cute and huggable?
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magicdust111 [2011-07-12 21:58:20 +0000 UTC]
you know cortex looks kinda cute hugging the banana
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AquaZephr [2011-01-17 13:05:39 +0000 UTC]
huh?? i never let chowder find my stash of candy.. NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MWUAHAHAHA!!!
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gdpr-5450924 [2010-10-26 21:58:29 +0000 UTC]
Seriously.... you are going to die from diabetes from eating all that candy....
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ArdielRodent [2010-07-14 19:15:32 +0000 UTC]
IF CHOWDER EVER TOOK MY CANDY, I'D TIE HIM TO A CHAIR AND TORTURE HIM BY FORCIND HIM TO MAKE OUT WITH PANINI!!!!
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2shycharmgal [2009-12-22 00:31:22 +0000 UTC]
u r awsome
i have barely seen any comics with nina cortex in them
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OMGitsMay [2009-06-29 21:51:08 +0000 UTC]
CCCHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR
GGGAAAWWWW!!!!!!
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thorin111 [2009-05-29 16:27:20 +0000 UTC]
Haha bananas! the bigger the better! an-...schism?..erkk Argh! ARRG!
Sorry sorry! just that when i see monsters like zombies or such i just wanna beat the crap outta em sorry! nice work though cya!
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StromgradeDragon [2009-03-23 05:47:00 +0000 UTC]
Now this is a mix that I am L-O-V-I-N-G!!!!!
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CrashBandicoot24 [2009-02-19 16:12:09 +0000 UTC]
XD chowder showed up!!!! i love that cartoon!!
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RavenDjinn [2009-02-18 14:21:48 +0000 UTC]
nina and lockey should go to a restaurant and he should eat the waiterr hehe
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RavenDjinn [2009-02-17 15:41:19 +0000 UTC]
would ever do a romantic-vore comie with lockbolt and nina
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LGun92 [2009-02-01 19:24:07 +0000 UTC]
Awwwwwwwwwww...True love is a banana^^!
Wow! You must have very much free time! But you draw so cool!
Letz watch a CORNO! ^^
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Yohan-Gas-Mask [2008-12-31 23:00:18 +0000 UTC]
Ok, I'm gonnah take this frame br frame.
1: YAY, I love these random comics of DOOM!
2: I can imagine that, but it still creeps me out...
3: My dear, It's PERFECTLY normal
4: I like where this is going...
5: ....or maybe is it the bagel
6: No comment
7: GET OF HER CANDEH! *brandishes shotgun*
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IncubusRhapsodos [2008-11-28 01:36:47 +0000 UTC]
N.Gin loves corn the way Cortex loves bananas...really, Cortex...you need to knock off the banana loving...it's getting a bit disturbing dude...lololz No really. Cortex's love of "bananas" is really freakin hilarious.
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FredrickTheCreeper [2008-10-12 06:14:58 +0000 UTC]
ZOMG SUGAR-NESS!!!!!!!
like me on karate camp
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ISuper [2008-10-12 02:38:54 +0000 UTC]
Awesome As Always, Jen. Your The Queen Of Suger-Fueled Randomness XD.
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IronMaiden720 [2008-10-11 18:55:41 +0000 UTC]
lol that Chowder guy at the end looks so out of place XD
great comedy as usual!
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NefariousTropy [2008-10-11 02:53:03 +0000 UTC]
I do believe N. Gin just entered the next level of weird. o_0
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Darngoodbacon [2008-10-10 19:32:58 +0000 UTC]
*lying in sugar-coma* Why, yes- yes is it.
Nothing is hotter then a man with ham!
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PrecosiousChild [2008-10-10 15:48:35 +0000 UTC]
lmao that's a huge ham Balthier's got there
Locky's teeth are awesome!
Awww, Silent Hill creeps...
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BecSparrow [2008-10-10 13:23:15 +0000 UTC]
Ahaha... HAHAH... HAHAHAHH
Ohhhhhhh Jen, you do make me laugh with your period loving gargoyles and your giant bananas
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DoomsEye [2008-10-10 11:03:09 +0000 UTC]
SO...MANY...BAD PUNS... @_@
I love this. Poor Nina, she has to fend of Locky's "advances" for about four days a month. XP
...Why is the monster's head bisected? WTF. Must be a Silent Hill thing.
And this comic reminds me of one of my favorite quotes: "Some people fight their demons. Others hold no-holds-barred, falls-count-anywhere Tables Ladders and Chairs solid steel cage matches with theirs....But those are so obviously rigged."
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Jimmy-le-sniper [2008-10-10 09:15:04 +0000 UTC]
Lol, sugar rushes are the bests ^^
O_O did you get that much of candy ?!?
N.Gin will never change...
You really have to love SH to date its monsters ^_^
I dunno what to think about Lockbolt...Is he hungry or it has some link with the title ?
How can you draw a sugar rush without Cortex and his banana...
Oh and just let chowder eat some of your candy,
he'll get fat, he'll be unable to escape and then you just drag him to Silent Hill on a date with Pyramid Head
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zero93 [2008-10-10 06:07:50 +0000 UTC]
Candy.MINE.
Lol Corno.He sucks one every night does he?
Lockbolt looks like an infected zombie...
I had banana milkshake last week.
Oh gawd Balthier?BIG MEAT?I WANT THAT MEAT!
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MorwenIsilme [2008-10-10 05:55:12 +0000 UTC]
lol hawt guy with big meat lol! Woot go Balthier!
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Sony-Shock [2008-10-10 04:50:08 +0000 UTC]
Awwwwwww... CORNO MAGAZINES!! That was a funny words game!!
lol1 Dating your personal monster Ys, I can imagine you perfectely
and Neo is an adorrable banana lover
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JROTCcadet [2008-10-10 00:34:11 +0000 UTC]
lol I do wonder why Gargoyles get attracted to human females???
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