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Published: 2011-05-01 09:43:18 +0000 UTC; Views: 927; Favourites: 18; Downloads: 31
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I agree with eveything but the sluttiness value...it should be a 1 in my opinion.
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Sluttiness 10? But the Cube told me I was special!!!
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It says that to everyone. Little tease.
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The only item that could defeat the Mistress... but what could you possibly do to agitate it enough to fight in the first place?
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I'm sure I can think of something.
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I'd give it a 9 in sluttiness. Its sole existence isnt just sex, its also for holding down buttons and getting you to those hard to reach places. And sex.
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But while it's holding down buttons you think it's not daydreaming about sex?
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My, what a fascinating conversation regarding allegedly presumed cuboid sluttiness.
Shank and bake?
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Oh c'mon, just look at that pose. She's begging for it!
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That concept gives even my lauded, vaunted and most twisted brain bad and very disturbing thoughts.
Is that a layer of congealing white goo I can see? A bukkake bonanza! The filthy whore...
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Ehehhe, I guess that explains the aggression of one then... how exactly is it slutty though?
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Do you really want me to answer that question?
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Uhm... I guess not...
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The Weighted Companion cube has had many lovers, Its forever seeking new lovers.
It will both defend its lovers from harm, and cause their horrific death at the hands of fire, Robot Sentries or the more common results of loving the weighted companion cube: Starvation, Age, Gladdos.
Lovers come and go, But the weighted Companion cubes Lust reigns eternal...unless you murder it..... You Monster....
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Uhhh, okay then... (backing away)
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The Companion Cube is the unofficial mascot of the video game Portal. Look it up and you'll see what people are talking about.
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I know, I just haven't played the game so I don't know why people are so obsessed with it, to me, lacking that insider look it seems like any other game aspect.
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The short form is the voice helping you through the test chambers goes on and on about the companion cube and how great of a friend it can be...up until the point you're told you have to put it into an incinerator.
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Mmm, I knew about the incinerator-death, but I suppose for the voice telling youhow good it is, you just have to be there...
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I was about to say the same thing....well Similar XD
I guess hes never played Portal.
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Yeah, that kinky little cube.
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Give the public what they want, unless it involves actually getting out of bed.
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There are other fun places to give people what they want outside of the bedroom?
The Living rooms good too!
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So the kitchen, as long as the table's big enough.
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Thats always a fun one. Much better than eating out, unless your eating out at home..... On the table....
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That reminds me, need to buy a trifle for tonight's party...
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interesting connection. Im intrigued.
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