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Published: 2012-07-25 23:10:54 +0000 UTC; Views: 30220; Favourites: 773; Downloads: 73
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Description It's all Pokemon. Pick something. It's Pokemon.

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JellyBeanAddict27 [2015-02-22 00:32:32 +0000 UTC]

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PokeSpeBanette In reply to JellyBeanAddict27 [2015-03-27 20:42:27 +0000 UTC]

same, but with gender differences? I guess?

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shapeshifter29 [2014-09-04 15:54:16 +0000 UTC]

This is hilarious!

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Hypergalactic [2014-03-10 19:13:16 +0000 UTC]

Even though I'm a girl I'll get the sandwich AND the Xbox(1)... I prefer tacos tho...

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DJHiryu508 [2014-02-08 03:17:38 +0000 UTC]

But what would a quick ball do?

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Electricalgeek In reply to DJHiryu508 [2014-03-15 22:00:20 +0000 UTC]

quick ball, this is just a guess
Women:mix tape
Men: a beer

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singingstranger [2013-09-02 07:32:37 +0000 UTC]

And this is why I love being genderqueer... I can get the mens stuff and the jewelry :3

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fanaticalpokeblack [2013-07-02 19:24:23 +0000 UTC]

wtf....the men get that?!

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fanaticalpokeblack In reply to fanaticalpokeblack [2013-07-02 19:24:57 +0000 UTC]

and what the men guess is kinda gross :/ except for the xbox

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YoshiStar6822 In reply to fanaticalpokeblack [2013-07-15 21:01:56 +0000 UTC]

i dont know about that, that sandwich looks pretty good...

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fanaticalpokeblack In reply to YoshiStar6822 [2013-07-31 20:09:22 +0000 UTC]

ijust when i saw the sandwich i was starting to get hungry

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RumpahtchiRompo In reply to fanaticalpokeblack [2014-03-03 05:32:26 +0000 UTC]

Funny, I thought the same thing when I saw the cleavage. Starving.

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EclipseWolf64 [2013-06-16 18:08:16 +0000 UTC]

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TheCatAndWolf [2013-05-11 19:24:43 +0000 UTC]

Why do the men get all the cool stuff?

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radda5 In reply to TheCatAndWolf [2013-06-21 20:43:19 +0000 UTC]

Not many ladies like cleavage.

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Pokefan117 [2013-04-24 22:16:02 +0000 UTC]

so true...

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Hippiecheese777 [2013-04-23 21:29:11 +0000 UTC]

honestley if i want a sandwich THAT bad, i'll go order one. XD but i would love someone to play games with!

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rodent347 [2013-04-23 16:56:44 +0000 UTC]

I'm a girl and this joke is not universally applicable isn't that swell?

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Brokenfeather-san [2013-03-29 02:12:08 +0000 UTC]

i'm a girl and i'd prefer the men's ultraball k thanks. screw jewelry and all that crap.

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KaminaMasterSword12 [2013-03-14 23:19:32 +0000 UTC]

i'll take the sandwhich but none of that light mayonnaise shit that's nasty

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Mikiomi [2013-01-29 18:21:19 +0000 UTC]

so avalanch a man with sandwiches and he'll succumb to you ..
i always knew there was a trick to it C:<

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kayanne21 [2013-01-10 00:56:48 +0000 UTC]

I new men cared about more that breasts. I just new it. XD

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Quilava23 [2013-01-03 18:30:04 +0000 UTC]

yup.

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ChaoticPuffins [2012-12-26 21:23:21 +0000 UTC]

PFFF! Give me a sandwich and I'll love ya.

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CaitlynKetchum [2012-12-08 19:00:19 +0000 UTC]

Damn. XD

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LilyShadowHaze [2012-10-09 12:40:11 +0000 UTC]

This... There's no word for this awesomeness! I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING XD

Haha, more cleavage ;D

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smashyoshi [2012-08-21 19:12:30 +0000 UTC]

oh i hate sandwiches can i have a hot dog instead?and instead of an xbox more cleavage and instead for more cleavage...EVEN MOAR CLEAVAGE?

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LucasPSI [2012-08-19 23:27:32 +0000 UTC]

Actually I think you should switch the masterball and ultraball xD

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KaminaMasterSword12 In reply to LucasPSI [2013-03-14 23:18:36 +0000 UTC]

i would much rather have boobs than xbox

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hrfarrington [2012-08-13 04:42:38 +0000 UTC]

I'd much rather have the sandwich and the XBox than the jewelry

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AssassinHiru [2012-08-08 15:50:13 +0000 UTC]

Well i dunno about the girl thing , exept maybe for the masterball but the men section is acurate to me XD

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HSRoute [2012-08-06 06:44:21 +0000 UTC]

I must be doing the female thing wrong then, since none of that stuff in the girl section appeals to me lol

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YunaKasune [2012-08-04 20:20:57 +0000 UTC]

8I
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This makes a surprising amount of sense....

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OliviaMichalski [2012-08-02 11:12:44 +0000 UTC]

That could be right

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Verkins [2012-08-02 03:34:41 +0000 UTC]

Lmao, so true.

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James-Everette [2012-07-30 21:47:13 +0000 UTC]

Haha, sandwich.

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poem-poorly-written [2012-07-29 21:09:33 +0000 UTC]

It's nice to see comics that don't discriminate and are sexist to both men and women.

Though it should say Straight Men instead of Men, just sayin.

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Siseja-sama [2012-07-29 10:54:22 +0000 UTC]

You need a dusk ball to catch me

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Niji-Jagaimo [2012-07-29 10:23:21 +0000 UTC]

...how about the crappy premier ball you get in 3rd gen game and up? Or the saffari ball?

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Lust-M [2012-07-27 19:25:52 +0000 UTC]

for me my master ball was 3 chinese mantises.

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Prussiancatpie [2012-07-27 18:14:29 +0000 UTC]

pokeball: doodle of a dragon
greatball: cookies
ultraball: fandom t-shirt
masterball: tickets to comicon

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Fyrehart3000 [2012-07-27 15:57:07 +0000 UTC]

Personally I'm more of an arse man myself.

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yedi0212 [2012-07-27 03:53:27 +0000 UTC]

for me its like

pokeball = a cheap mcdonalds toy
greatball = that one kid in your group that you dont pay any attention to
ultraball = an ipod touch
masterball = gravity hammer

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Hisscale [2012-07-27 03:49:47 +0000 UTC]

Haha, good one! This is so very true.

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MotorRoach [2012-07-27 00:16:54 +0000 UTC]

Masterball catch indeed.

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BR0KENMUS1CB0X [2012-07-26 22:13:52 +0000 UTC]

A wild Girl appeared!

Guy used Awkward conversation. Wild Girl is confused.

Wild girl used Lack of Interest.

Guy uses Mild Flittering. It's not very effective...

Wild Girl uses Doubleslap. It's super effective!

Guy uses Desperation. It doesn't effect wild Girl...

Wild Girl runs away...

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MudkidMudslap In reply to BR0KENMUS1CB0X [2012-07-27 02:27:23 +0000 UTC]

loololololololol
YES.

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EroKisfune [2012-07-26 21:52:46 +0000 UTC]

screw that i caught every single Pokemon including legendary with normal poke balls, i guess i jsut had the easy ones

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Xsavor [2012-07-26 20:02:39 +0000 UTC]

I love your humor <3

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coldfire0007 [2012-07-26 18:40:05 +0000 UTC]

i think i prefer pokeball over ultraball. but great and master still win

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