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Published: 2013-01-26 06:32:21 +0000 UTC; Views: 21063; Favourites: 563; Downloads: 0
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Chain comments. One of my internet pet peeves. Of course sometimes it's fun to read and make fun of them; does anyone actually believe in those things? I mean seriously. Like sending a paragraph to other people is going to stop a nonexistent force of death.Another thing I can't stand is when people TALK IN ALL CAPS CONSTANTLY. LIKE THEY'RE YELLING OR SOMETHING. USE INSIDE VOICES WHEN TALKING NORMALLY DAMMIT.
Another Thing Is When People Talk Like This. Capitalizing The First Letter Of Each Word. Why Would You Talk Like This? It's Annoying To Read And Also Annoying To Type.
And I also hate when people fish for compliments, like 'OMG im so ugly and fat and nobody lieks me fml OMG! : ( : ( : (' and attention whores. Don't like them either.
Always makes me laugh when people make chain comments like what Jeff said, those are funny. And grammar Nazis, they make me laugh too.
More Ben, still trying to get the hang of drawing him, but he's gone through character development so I think I've got his personality done; as shown here he's a bit gullible.
Jeff's got his rage face on.
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I don't even read the Chain main at this point, I see a huge paragraph and skip it. I just don't care...
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OH MY GOD JEFF YOU SPOILED THE MOMENT!!!
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I almost want to put chain mail here now π
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I just have fun with them. I mean, I don't believe in them and I don't repost them, but I love freaking other people out with my responses to them.
Gotta deal with that stupidity somehow.
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Yes. I strongly dislike chainmail alot. I made a joke chainmail in reply to one Bloody Mary chainmail in :
"You are now cursed. You must not send this on or you will be killed. Tonight at 12:00am, byΒ Β because he hates chainmail. This is no joke. So don't think you can quickly get out of it and delete it now because fat bastard will come to you if you keep sending this on. He will eat you, sit on you and burn you alive. And then hang your dead corpse in your bedroom cupboard or put you under your bed. What's your parents going to do when they find you dead? Won't be funny then, will it? Don't think this is a fake and it's all put on to scare you because your wrong, so very wrong. Want to hear of some of the sad, sad people who lost their lives or have been seriously hurt by this email?
CASE ONE -
Annalise [Surname Removed] :A person who keeps doing chainmail. She got this email. Rubbish she thought. She deleted it. And fat bastard showed up behind her and ate Annalise.
CASE TWO -
Louise [Surname Removed]: Another spammer. She sent this to 1 person and other mail and when she woke up in the morning her wrists had deep lacerations on each then she noticed fat bastard sitting on her forever.
CASE THREE -
Thomas [Surname Removed]: Yet another spammer. He sent this to 1 person. Big mistake. The night Thomas was lying in his bed watching T.V. The clock shows '12:01am'. The T.V misteriously flickered off and Thomas's bedroom lamp flashed on and off several times. It went pitch black, Thomas heard screams and looked to the left of him and there he was, Fat Bastard eating your friend. Blood everywhere and started chasing Thomas and ate him.
Warning... NEVER look in a mirror and repeat -'Fat Bastard.Fat Bastard.' Fat Bastard... I ATE YOUR LUNCH' Is it the end for you tonight! YOU ARE NOW CURSED
We strongly advise you to not send this email on. It is seriously NO JOKE. We don't want to see another life wasted. ITS YOUR CHOICE... WANNA DIE TONIGHT? If you send this mail and other chain mail... YOU WILL GETΒ EATEN BY FAT BASTARD BUT YOU SENT THIS MAIL TO OTHER PEOPLE SO YOU WILL DIE TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Under the words of Fat Bastard
GET IN MAH BELLEH!!!" End of Story.
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HAHA SENPAI )XD * jeff*Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β
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Once their was a vile creature, it was chain mail. It pissed everyone on the internet off!
THE END!
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God chain letters are just annoying as hell!
Jeff's Rage face achieved!
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I hate chain mail as well. Great job with this!
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Yeah I've read a chain main on a few of your works similar to what Ben said and well nothing has happened plus if I had a dream of a dead little girl I'd just shrug and be like "another one of my normal weird dreams again -_-"
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I can't stand chainmail. It's not true and it's spam
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Y'know, I found a comment similar to what BEN said once here.
It said I would die on a Monday night at midnight.
It was Monday night.
look whose still alive.
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Whenever somebody spams, my friend would reply with this:Β
WARNIN U MUST REDD OR U DIEΒ
THERE WAS A BOY NAMED JACK ASS AND HE DIDNT EAT HIS vegetables and HE WAS GRETED BYT HE OOBI MAN AND THE OOBI MAN TO,D HIM TO EAT HIS VEGGIES SO HE DID AND HE HATED THEM SO MUCH HE POOPOO ON TEH OOBI MAN IF U DUN REPOST TO 10000.000000,000009 PPL IN 1 SECOND U DI HORIBAL DEATH A GIANT VEGETABLE FALL ON U
As a parody to show how stupid they are.Β
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For a minute I thought you said Obi Wan-Kenobi.
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I knows how this feels chainmail EVERYWHERE Β WHY. Β WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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there once was a little girl who was driven to suicide by bullying and one day she came back as a different girl, but this time she killed the bullies and gouged out her own eyes. if you don't repost this at the time of 2:15 A.M the phone may or may not ring and nothing will ever happen!!!!Β
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THIS TOTALLY WORKS! DON'T STOP READING! ONE DAY THERE WAS A GUY ONLINE WHO WAS..ALIVE! SEND THIS TO BLAH BLAH BLAHOR IN ONE HOUR THE PHONE WILL RING AND I WILL BE THE ONE WHO GUTS YOU LIKE A FLIPPIN' FISH!
:3 tis the small peeve of the internet chain mail. they are just slight annoyances.
so hat on the internet is the most annoying to you gingaakam?
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It is now 11:36 p.m. When I started reading this I heard a loud sound from the other side of my room. I had a mini panic attack but it turned out to be one of my drawings falling off the wall. However there is a chair in front of that drawing that is big enough for a person to hide behind...
I think it is time for me to get off the Internet.
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everyone hates chain mail dont fucking send it
its complete bullshit!
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I hate chain mail. They get so annoying, and I don't know why anybody should believe them. They are just a waste of time.
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I hate these chain letters. They're useless and do nothing but get annoying. I've been using the computer since I could read. I have seen thousands of chain letters, and found none that are useful for doing anything but taking up space.
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ha! i played a prank on my brother and he believed it! he stayed up all night watching videos of kittens because he was sooo scared! (but i did apoligize and promised not to do it again.)(even when he did it to me T.T)
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YES SOOO TRUE! Β i see all this crap posted on fb about dead children coming to your room at night and killing you and i don't believe that crap!
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I really do get sick of this... Why do people even bother with this... Can someone please explain the stupidity to me?
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Jeff is like wtf. It some what reminds me of my personality when I come across stuff like this
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There was once a person who wrote a chain and then that person died and everyone was happy!
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WAIT now that you're reading this you can't stop reading it or you may or may not experience computer issues at some point in time!
OKAY so once, there was a man who lived in your house and he ate sandwiches. He REALLY liked sandwiches, right? So ONE DAY, he was eating a sandwich, but like, all the other sandwiches he ever ate were really great, but this sandwich was just GOOD!!!!!11!!
One day, he DIED. It wasn't anything serious, he was just one old son of a b-tch, but he died nonetheless.
If you don't copy and paste this message to, I dunno, some people, then one day, you too will eat a sandwich that is just good!!!!1!!
Don't believe me? Listen to these stories:
Jimmy was a normal boy, just like you. He didn't believe this. And wouldn't you know it? The next day, he ate the best mother effing sandwich he had ever tasted! Wait, I wasn't supposed to tell you that! UmΒ . . . OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH Spooky Noises!!!1!!!!
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Ok, I don't mean to scare you guys but....
My friend saw dis post that had a picture of a scary little girl that saidΒ
"This picture is cursed. If you don't share this she will tickle you tonight."
Apparently his mom saw and said it was just nonsense. So my friend just kept scrolling...
Night came and my friend decided to sleep...
After 15 minutes, he felt something tickling his feet...
At first I said it might just be his mom but he said he felt small cold rough hands....
He didn't move for 5 minutes until it stopped....
That night he couldn't sleep....
I don't know if he's lying but .... He was actually shaking and crying when he told us this. Who ever saw captain of the basketball team cry?
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that is quite weird
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the fuck? Ok that was weird xD
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is Β what jeff says Β an irony for ben?
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The truth had to be said about chain mail. Thank you Ginga.
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lol, i can just imagine jeff yelling at the top of his lungs, "AND THEN NOTHING WILL HAPPEN!!!" Β
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Once there was an ugly barnacle.
He was so ugly, everyone died.
If you don't pass this on, nothing will happen!
Scary, right?
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I shat a brick reading this 
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-has heart attack- toospooky4me
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Shoot... Dang... I fell for it... I got sort of creeped out, which is weird considering that I luv Creepypasta.
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Thumb codes wont work in comments ;^; they only work in journals and in the art work description; they also work in notes ;( sorry
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