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This is actually the after-math of a roleplay between me and my friend Britany (aka ) If you wanna read it, scroll down! I was Doof, she was Perry! And we were making this up as we were going, so if it's seems kinda random to you.... that's because it is!

Roleplay:

Doof: *mumbling to self* Perry must have some sort of weakness! I mean, he’s just amazing… I can never beat him! My life is horrible *puts head in hands* And now I want cheese…
Perry: *thinking “wow. I feel kinda bad for him.”* Grrrr!
Doof: RABID DUCK! Oh wait, it’s you Perry the Platypus. I don’t have much of an evil plan today…
Perry: *Stands there dramatically*
Doof: Don’t give me that look, I honestly don’t! Well… I do, but I wasn’t planning on using it. I’m just sitting here… thinking over my life… yeah.
Perry: *raises eyebrow* Sits on bench beside Doof.
Doof: So… what if I didn’t feel like being evil anymore? I know I tried that once, but it’s your fault it didn’t work out. I can just never beat you, there’s no point anymore!
Perry: *flails arms trying to tell Doof that he can still beat him. (Though lying)*
Doof: Thanks Perry the Platypus, but it’s no use. None of my inators can beat you. *stands up in dramatic pose* I’m going to try being the hero of the TRI-STATE AREA!!
Perry: *Grabs head as world starts to spin because of shock*
Doof: Perry, you don’t looks so good. HA! Oh wait… I mean… I’m “good” now. Um… what would a good person say? Wanna go to the vet?
Perry: *runs away* (He hates the vet)
Doof: Wait!! I need someone to teach me how to be gooooood!!!
Perry: *inches closer. Then realizing that he wasn’t going to the vet , calmed down*
Doof: So… is that a yes? CAN I CALL YOU SENSEI!?
Perry: *Holds up finger and nods his head. Holds up two fingers and shakes his head with a no*
Doof: Aww… But I guess that’s ok. What about teacher man? Mr. Platypus? Mr. P?
Perry: *Holds up two fingers and gives an ehh look*
Doof: OH YEAH!! I’m gonna be the best hero this town has ever seen…. *looks around at a bunch of random people doing stuff like littering, bullying, speeding* Well, this place looks safe to me.
Perry: * face palms*
Doof: *gasps* Perry you’re right! *points to hot dog stand* That person isn’t putting ketchup on theirs!! EVIIILLL!!
Perry: *Thinks “ oh my God this guy is hopeless”*
Doof: *rolls up sleeve* Don’t worry, I got this. *cracks knuckles and gives evil glare like he’s gonna start a fight.* Raises fist* *pokes guy on shoulder* Do you know what you’re doing sir? That should have ketchup on it.
Perry:* drags Doof away from the hot dog stand*
Doof: Whaaaat? I almost had him! Did you see the terrified look on his face!!? *points to the guy looking completely apathetic*
Perry : Grrrr! *rolls eyes*
Doof: What do you mean “that’s not evil?” Of course it is! I mean, what else do you want me to do? Stop an old lady from getting her purse stolen? *as if on cue, an old lady screams for help*
Perry: *nods head and points to old lady getting her purse stolen by a big buff guy that has a look on his face as if he’ll kill anyone that looks at him wrong.*
Doof: Uh…. *sweat drop* scary. You know, maybe they’re just playing tug-a-war?
Perry: grrr! (but settles on not getting Doof mutilated)
Doof: Well you do it Mister “I’m so big and awesome”
Perry: *walks over to guy and hold out his hand with an innocent look on his face and the guy gives him the purse which he returns to the lady.*
Doof: *mumbling to self* I could’ve done that too….
Perry: *Swishes tail and smirks to that comment as if to say “Yeah right”*
Doof: *blushes* W-well I could! Middle-aged German men can’t compete with fuzzy little platypuses wearing hats!
Perry: *Very girly stick arm out as if to say” Oh quit it”*
Doof: *blushes harder* Y-you shouldn’t d-do that Perry the Platypus…
Perry: *smirks and struts girly*
Doof: *turns completely red* YOUR SO FREAKING CUTE!!! I CAN’T HELP IT!! *squeezes Perry*
Perry: *chokes for a second then smiles hugely*
Doof: *cuddles* Being good is soooo worth it!
Perry: Grrr! * nuzzles*

THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD SUCKERS!

Description
This is actually the after-math of a roleplay between me and my friend Britany (aka ) If you wanna read it, scroll down! I was Doof, she was Perry! And we were making this up as we were going, so if it's seems kinda random to you.... that's because it is!

Roleplay:

Doof: *mumbling to self* Perry must have some sort of weakness! I mean, he’s just amazing… I can never beat him! My life is horrible *puts head in hands* And now I want cheese…
Perry: *thinking “wow. I feel kinda bad for him.”* Grrrr!
Doof: RABID DUCK! Oh wait, it’s you Perry the Platypus. I don’t have much of an evil plan today…
Perry: *Stands there dramatically*
Doof: Don’t give me that look, I honestly don’t! Well… I do, but I wasn’t planning on using it. I’m just sitting here… thinking over my life… yeah.
Perry: *raises eyebrow* Sits on bench beside Doof.
Doof: So… what if I didn’t feel like being evil anymore? I know I tried that once, but it’s your fault it didn’t work out. I can just never beat you, there’s no point anymore!
Perry: *flails arms trying to tell Doof that he can still beat him. (Though lying)*
Doof: Thanks Perry the Platypus, but it’s no use. None of my inators can beat you. *stands up in dramatic pose* I’m going to try being the hero of the TRI-STATE AREA!!
Perry: *Grabs head as world starts to spin because of shock*
Doof: Perry, you don’t looks so good. HA! Oh wait… I mean… I’m “good” now. Um… what would a good person say? Wanna go to the vet?
Perry: *runs away* (He hates the vet)
Doof: Wait!! I need someone to teach me how to be gooooood!!!
Perry: *inches closer. Then realizing that he wasn’t going to the vet , calmed down*
Doof: So… is that a yes? CAN I CALL YOU SENSEI!?
Perry: *Holds up finger and nods his head. Holds up two fingers and shakes his head with a no*
Doof: Aww… But I guess that’s ok. What about teacher man? Mr. Platypus? Mr. P?
Perry: *Holds up two fingers and gives an ehh look*
Doof: OH YEAH!! I’m gonna be the best hero this town has ever seen…. *looks around at a bunch of random people doing stuff like littering, bullying, speeding* Well, this place looks safe to me.
Perry: * face palms*
Doof: *gasps* Perry you’re right! *points to hot dog stand* That person isn’t putting ketchup on theirs!! EVIIILLL!!
Perry: *Thinks “ oh my God this guy is hopeless”*
Doof: *rolls up sleeve* Don’t worry, I got this. *cracks knuckles and gives evil glare like he’s gonna start a fight.* Raises fist* *pokes guy on shoulder* Do you know what you’re doing sir? That should have ketchup on it.
Perry:* drags Doof away from the hot dog stand*
Doof: Whaaaat? I almost had him! Did you see the terrified look on his face!!? *points to the guy looking completely apathetic*
Perry : Grrrr! *rolls eyes*
Doof: What do you mean “that’s not evil?” Of course it is! I mean, what else do you want me to do? Stop an old lady from getting her purse stolen? *as if on cue, an old lady screams for help*
Perry: *nods head and points to old lady getting her purse stolen by a big buff guy that has a look on his face as if he’ll kill anyone that looks at him wrong.*
Doof: Uh…. *sweat drop* scary. You know, maybe they’re just playing tug-a-war?
Perry: grrr! (but settles on not getting Doof mutilated)
Doof: Well you do it Mister “I’m so big and awesome”
Perry: *walks over to guy and hold out his hand with an innocent look on his face and the guy gives him the purse which he returns to the lady.*
Doof: *mumbling to self* I could’ve done that too….
Perry: *Swishes tail and smirks to that comment as if to say “Yeah right”*
Doof: *blushes* W-well I could! Middle-aged German men can’t compete with fuzzy little platypuses wearing hats!
Perry: *Very girly stick arm out as if to say” Oh quit it”*
Doof: *blushes harder* Y-you shouldn’t d-do that Perry the Platypus…
Perry: *smirks and struts girly*
Doof: *turns completely red* YOUR SO FREAKING CUTE!!! I CAN’T HELP IT!! *squeezes Perry*
Perry: *chokes for a second then smiles hugely*
Doof: *cuddles* Being good is soooo worth it!
Perry: Grrr! * nuzzles*

THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD SUCKERS!