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Published: 2011-06-06 07:05:00 +0000 UTC; Views: 888; Favourites: 44; Downloads: 8
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HAPPY BIRFDAY MUDS!Some people may say that Murdoc's green skin is from lack of hygiene, but I say that it is because he can photosynthesize. Coolest superpower ever.
Probably drew this in like september or something but just found it again XD
Murdoc © Jamie Hewlett and Damon Albarn
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LOL, that would make sense! XD
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So if he can photosynthesize, does that mean that he breathes in CO2 and puffs out O2 for the rest of us? What a gentleman!
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Think again! He drinks and smokes, so I guess you could say he is a plant of satan!
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I bet he tastes like broccoli. XD He's not really an alcoholic, he's just drinking fertilizer to keep his chlorophyl levels up!
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He also wilts if he isn't in the sunlight XD And reproduces via pollination?
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Oh GAWD. Murdoc has been known to sow his wild oats in some awkward places. XD One day he's gonna wank off next to a flower bed and little Mudsy sprouts are gonna pop up. Imagine explaining THAT to 2D, since he seems to have a problem equating that sex makes babies.
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Those would be quite the satanic flowers XD
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I wouldn't wanna make a boquet out of them! They'd probably smell like rum and cigarette smoke.
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MURDOC IS A FLOWER. LIKE THAT ONE WHICH SMELLS OF ROTTING FLESH.
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And he is the prettiest of them all c:
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I wonder if he SMELLS like flowers, too. >3>
...I wish. XD
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Omg. He probably DOES smell likes flowers and it throws everyone off. That would be AWESOME :3
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That is, when he ACTUALLY bathes. XDDD
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But when he does, it's in floral soap. XDD
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i had a funny dream that he was naked, and he ate all his cake
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That seems like it would probably actually happen XD
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I couldn't decide between that one or the submarine one.... but then I decided to take care of the oldest one first XD
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It is now confirmed. He is indeed a plant.
And you have been blogged about> [link]
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