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Published: 2012-06-09 06:11:34 +0000 UTC; Views: 726; Favourites: 18; Downloads: 4
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Description "...But when Tetre reached for the tiny sharp object, she was REJECTED." The end.

Apparently I can't be trusted with sharp things because it is likely that I will end up hurting myself. >:U WHY COULDN'T I HAVE THE KNIFE? WHYYYYYYY?


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Comments: 35

ThePurplePretztail [2013-04-14 16:01:22 +0000 UTC]

Ohay, remember that RQ from ages ago you never did? I was thinking of you drawing tetre with this girl [link] , done in your style of course.

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Mclvr555 [2012-08-18 01:13:31 +0000 UTC]

where are me requests mothr blubber

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jkcafe In reply to Mclvr555 [2012-08-18 03:52:17 +0000 UTC]

NOPE

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RAYMEZBO [2012-06-09 18:57:04 +0000 UTC]

I don't believe TANNER has to shave, so whose razor was it? Or maybe Tanner shaved his manly parts so you wouldn't swallow any pubes.

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Stikface In reply to RAYMEZBO [2012-06-10 07:32:00 +0000 UTC]

James, you are a fucking moron, there are other razors for other uses I was using that razor to cut foam jesus christ

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RAYMEZBO In reply to Stikface [2012-06-12 00:06:16 +0000 UTC]

So you shaved JESUS' crotch?

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jkcafe In reply to RAYMEZBO [2012-06-09 19:32:04 +0000 UTC]

Ha. Ha. Ha. >:I

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RAYMEZBO In reply to jkcafe [2012-06-09 19:39:21 +0000 UTC]

FUCKIN MY REQUESTSSS

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jkcafe In reply to RAYMEZBO [2012-06-09 19:39:46 +0000 UTC]

I'M SORRYYYYY

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RAYMEZBO In reply to jkcafe [2012-06-09 23:37:47 +0000 UTC]

JUSTTTT DO ITTTT

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brent-roswell [2012-06-09 16:53:09 +0000 UTC]

Oh god XD

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jkcafe In reply to brent-roswell [2012-06-09 19:32:10 +0000 UTC]

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brent-roswell In reply to jkcafe [2012-06-09 19:33:29 +0000 UTC]

x3 wanna chat? :U

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jkcafe In reply to brent-roswell [2012-06-09 19:35:32 +0000 UTC]

sure, whats up? c:

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brent-roswell In reply to jkcafe [2012-06-09 19:37:38 +0000 UTC]

Nothing much, did you get my message about Alex?

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jkcafe In reply to brent-roswell [2012-06-09 19:38:47 +0000 UTC]

no, what is it?

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brent-roswell In reply to jkcafe [2012-06-09 19:39:50 +0000 UTC]

He was making some FREAKY noises 2 nights ago like squealing, making animal-like noises, and he was pounding on the walls

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jkcafe In reply to brent-roswell [2012-06-09 19:40:38 +0000 UTC]

If you ask me, it seems like he was having some special "alone time" if you know what I mean

I mean, it's unlikely he was getting laid. xD

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brent-roswell In reply to jkcafe [2012-06-09 19:42:08 +0000 UTC]

He's done that before, I think that's what he was doing but making those freaky ass noises was just unnecessary DX

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jkcafe In reply to brent-roswell [2012-06-09 19:43:01 +0000 UTC]

ew, ohgod D: i dont want to imagine someone like Alex doing that.
yeah, seriously >:I this guy seems to have a lot of issues...

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brent-roswell In reply to jkcafe [2012-06-09 19:45:51 +0000 UTC]

Are you kidding me? That guy is a fucking pig! You want to know what his room looks like?

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jkcafe In reply to brent-roswell [2012-06-09 20:12:02 +0000 UTC]

yes. yes I do.

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brent-roswell In reply to jkcafe [2012-06-09 20:14:53 +0000 UTC]

He's disgusting! He NEVER fucking cleans his room so there's garbage everywhere, he hasn't changed his bed sheets in at LEAST 4 years and there's melted cheese sandwiching 2 pillows together, his kitchen sink is clogged with vomit, there's a closet full of used toilet paper, his bathtub is full of bleach that he reuses for WEEKS until he drains it and pours in a new bleach bath, there's a disgusting smelly pile of his filthy clothes laying on the floor, he once had maggots in his coffee-maker, his couch has some shit smeared on it, there's a tail of some sort of small animal on his computer desk, he NEVER fucking uses his refrigerator and all of the food inside of it is rotten there's also mildew growing on his walls and floors, cockroaches and other bugs crawling all over the floor, an unknown black liquid dripping from the ceiling, and rotten moldy food laying on the floor amongst piles of trash. He is a fucking animal...

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Stikface [2012-06-09 06:19:38 +0000 UTC]

you kept trying to poke yourself with the razor, so I took it away

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jkcafe In reply to Stikface [2012-06-09 06:25:51 +0000 UTC]

I wasn't trying to POKE myself, I...wanted to see how sharp it was.

wait, is that the same thing?

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Just-is-Justice In reply to Stikface [2012-06-09 06:25:37 +0000 UTC]

I don't think she would have actually cut cut herself cuz as you probably know she is afraid of tetanus. :U

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Just-is-Justice In reply to Stikface [2012-06-09 06:22:16 +0000 UTC]

ohai tanner

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Just-is-Justice [2012-06-09 06:12:42 +0000 UTC]

what is that thing?

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jkcafe In reply to Just-is-Justice [2012-06-09 06:14:17 +0000 UTC]

A tiny knife thingy, that's what it seriously looked like

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Just-is-Justice In reply to jkcafe [2012-06-09 06:15:55 +0000 UTC]

was it really sharp or was it like butter knife sharp.

and also me and charlie might be able to hang out with you tomorrow. no promises though

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jkcafe In reply to Just-is-Justice [2012-06-09 06:16:50 +0000 UTC]

I dunno. When I put my finger too close to the tip tanner got angry :C

ohreally, yay! :3 okay.

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Just-is-Justice In reply to jkcafe [2012-06-09 06:19:19 +0000 UTC]

so that means it was really sharp. I wants it. i get knifegasms too ya know

maybe you could invite tanner and i could finally meet the dude my best friend is frenching with. (you might want to hide this comment)

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jkcafe In reply to Just-is-Justice [2012-06-09 06:27:33 +0000 UTC]

oh, how lovely.

BITCH! You better hope no one sees this comment >:U

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Just-is-Justice In reply to jkcafe [2012-06-09 12:43:06 +0000 UTC]

Why not just hide the comment

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jkcafe In reply to Just-is-Justice [2012-06-09 19:36:08 +0000 UTC]

Hiding comments is for wussies. It looks like someone insulted you or something and you hid the comment because you were so butthurt.

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