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Published: 2019-05-06 23:07:38 +0000 UTC; Views: 4642; Favourites: 37; Downloads: 4
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Description During Avengers Endgame press tour Chris Hemsworth wanted a Baby Ruth candy bar. He put the money in the machine and pressed the the buttons to get it. The machine coil whirled around loosening it's grip on the bar. Just as the Baby Ruth was about to fall it got stuck. Frustrated and hungry Chris smacked the side of the machine, the bar stayed still. With all his strength he began to shake the machine. Before he knew it the machine started to tilt towards him. He had very little time to react as the machine fell down on him squashing him flat. Robert Downey Jr. and Chris Evans heard the crash and went to see was the noise was. As they lifted the machine up they saw Hemsworth's flattened body on the floor. Jeremy Renner could help but laugh at the site of Hemsworth's paper thin form. Curious how they will finish the press tour with him now?
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itsaserket [2022-03-18 06:29:53 +0000 UTC]

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PrincesinDistress [2019-05-13 12:11:30 +0000 UTC]

AW!!! Poor Chris~

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flattenedmales [2019-05-08 03:06:20 +0000 UTC]

the best part is chris evans stomping the flattened leg haha

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Duke89 [2019-05-07 07:39:44 +0000 UTC]

"...Shaking vending machines that crush you, [happens] more often than Shark attacks" - Chris Hemsworth, 2019.

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FamousGumChewer [2019-05-07 00:41:54 +0000 UTC]

I don't know what his brother Liam's reaction will be. Horrified or amused?

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jaydworld [2019-05-06 23:17:37 +0000 UTC]

Oh, there are certainly ways to get him to pop back up.

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