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Published: 2014-12-26 04:45:01 +0000 UTC; Views: 483; Favourites: 23; Downloads: 0
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Christmas present for my parents of my nerd brother, my dork self, and my dweeb sister. Love usRelated content
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You'd need maybe a getaway driver, and then you'd be all set for Oceans eleven style heist hijinks.
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Yup, your brother to act his way inside the vault, you to make paper cutouts of the guards and paste them over the camera's, and your sister to get you out of jail by pleading insanity, because come on. Paper cutouts?!
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Sad thing is, I'd totally think that was a great idea.
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It...might work.
You brother has to act as the man who's job it is to remove the crazy person carrying the paper cutouts from the building.
Once inside, he drops the act and pockets the whole lot.
Or, you weave an intricate story with your paper cutouts, keeping the security guards invested with your plot twists and drama.
Meanwhile, your brother steals everything.
OR you could ask if they respect the rules of kabuki theater. If they do, put on a play, have your brother be the main lead and entertain them for at least a few hours. Meanwhile, convince your lawyer sister to dress all in black like the stagehands and have her steal everything. This would work because kabuki theater stagehands are considered invisible.
Or you know...make money with your kabuki theater the legitimate way.
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Jolan, you ought to write a book or something. Your affinity for wild schemes is concerningly impressive.
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I would, but I am currently in prison for my failed madcap schemes.
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By the way, how fast can you get your kabuki theater to say... a belgian prison?
Bring a spare black uniform.
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Godspeed, Kabuki Kate.
Godspeed.
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