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On Twitter yesterday, CoffeeSpoonie posted this complaint about abled people:
Someone called my boyfriend "brave" and to be honest I'm still a little salty about it
I'm a CATCH, okay??? Let's just establish facts as facts.

And trying to be funny, I posted the following response:

My spouse is brave to be with me, but that's because I've been known to capture and eat redheads in the past, pulling their delicious pale bodies under the sea to devour them... not because I'm disabled. 🧜‍♀️😬

I amused myself to the point that I felt compelled to paint my tweet. So, I did. That is the manatee mermaid version of me, and the cartoon sailor version of my spouse. Enjoy.

Description
On Twitter yesterday, CoffeeSpoonie posted this complaint about abled people:
Someone called my boyfriend "brave" and to be honest I'm still a little salty about it
I'm a CATCH, okay??? Let's just establish facts as facts.

And trying to be funny, I posted the following response:

My spouse is brave to be with me, but that's because I've been known to capture and eat redheads in the past, pulling their delicious pale bodies under the sea to devour them... not because I'm disabled. 🧜‍♀️😬

I amused myself to the point that I felt compelled to paint my tweet. So, I did. That is the manatee mermaid version of me, and the cartoon sailor version of my spouse. Enjoy.