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Published: 2012-07-07 01:37:23 +0000 UTC; Views: 2383; Favourites: 88; Downloads: 26
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*dashie looks at me and sees no cutiemark on my flank*dash:Lets put a cutie mark on that flank*she grabs a knife*
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*Joker Dash sits on a chair with her hooves cuffed, in an interrogation room in the Equestria P.D. Headquarters*
*Mare Do Well walks into the room*
J.D:.- Mare Do Well, old girl, how have you been? Time hasn't been to....
*Smack*
M.D.W:- I'M MARE DO WELL.
*Smack*
J.D.:- Please stop, someone HEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPP!!!!!
M.D.W:- I'M MARE DO WELL.
*Smack*
*Officer pony storms in*
O.P.:- Captain, that crazy costumed chick that screams her own name is back.
C.P.:-*sips cofee, takes a bite out of donut* And what is she doing?
O.P.:- She's beating up inmate 00567, again.
C.P.:-*spits donut,spills cofee* Restain her, if Joker Dash sues us again for physical abuse Equestria's gonna go bankrupt.
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I don't know whether I should run for the hills or give in to those "come hither" eyes
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Dammit. I give. I surrender. I've been a closet brony since about 1/3 through season 1, but I've never let pony art get into my DA lest my friends find it. After all this time, you are the one that broke me. Faved and Watched.
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Glad you like it brother.
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this comment made me chuckle
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Spike sure looks weird!
(100 internets for whoever gets this joke)
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Silly universe.
Spike isn't rainbow d-.....Oh wait, Twilight said he was? Well, there goes my theory.
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Love the Joker, love Dashie. But I think Pinkie might be a more obvious choice. (Why so serious?)
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Pinkie Pie is better Joker. She will put a smile smile smile on your face.
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For the first time ever I fear one of Dash's jokes. Just don't let her tell you the story of how she got that "smile" of her's.
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"You look nervous...Is it the cutie mark?........Ya wanna know how I got em?"
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No, sir. Unless you want to tell me, but I am not requesting this information myself. Please don't cut me........
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Oh Dash, you're so cute as the Joker! Give me a hug-*stabbed*
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