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Now at a salon near you, it's just $999.99 to become the girl of your dreams. Go to your local salon and tell them you want the "Joe Six Pack Special" to become a beautiful young woman in four easy steps. Step 1: comb that unruly hair back. Step 2: shampoo and add extensions. Step 3: dye hair & apply makeup: Step 4: comb it out and do not wake from your dream, because if it were this easy, we'd all be doing it.

Illustration from "The Pumpkin Spice of Life"

Description
Now at a salon near you, it's just $999.99 to become the girl of your dreams. Go to your local salon and tell them you want the "Joe Six Pack Special" to become a beautiful young woman in four easy steps. Step 1: comb that unruly hair back. Step 2: shampoo and add extensions. Step 3: dye hair & apply makeup: Step 4: comb it out and do not wake from your dream, because if it were this easy, we'd all be doing it.

Illustration from "The Pumpkin Spice of Life"