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Published: 2017-10-24 21:01:59 +0000 UTC; Views: 8951; Favourites: 159; Downloads: 9
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We live in a world where Michael Bay is producing a  Dora the Explorer movie… What kind of a mad universe are we living in?!

The one bright side to this is Nick Stoller (of Muppets and Captain Underpants fame) is writing the script. So it might end up a bit funny, though I’m not getting my hopes up (also I doubt Megan Fox will get the role of Dora, but would it honestly surprise anyone if that ended up happening?).

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Keananluke [2022-11-10 07:15:06 +0000 UTC]

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ZEPHYRDICKY [2019-03-29 00:26:38 +0000 UTC]

OHHH MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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LarioLario54321 [2019-03-09 19:15:12 +0000 UTC]

If the Movie Stinks; JUST DON'T GO -- Jay Sherman; The Critic

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JoeyWaggoner In reply to LarioLario54321 [2019-03-09 20:45:13 +0000 UTC]

If the movie stinks... Do-si-do!

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AnotherBMWfan [2018-09-05 00:27:15 +0000 UTC]

 

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Bearmations [2018-06-03 20:42:07 +0000 UTC]

Actually Michael Bay isn't having any involvement in the film. It's his company that is producing it. 

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LordODarkness84 [2018-05-31 18:40:32 +0000 UTC]

Isabela Moner is getting the lead role.

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SuperiorSoundwave [2018-03-13 00:23:22 +0000 UTC]

Dear God why? I mean, I know he's just "producing" it, but you can tell that he was involved. Why Nickelodeon, why?

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BluJayPlayer [2018-01-03 00:04:41 +0000 UTC]

"Do you see the explosion? ... That's right, it's right behin-  

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BluJayPlayer [2018-01-03 00:03:26 +0000 UTC]

Ummm .... wha?   



I can only see this working as a self aware comedy in the same vein as College Humor's rendition.

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LemonPNut In reply to BluJayPlayer [2018-01-17 02:50:13 +0000 UTC]

The Brady Bunch Movie was also a self aware comedy. Many people hated it, but I personally thought it was good.

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BluJayPlayer In reply to LemonPNut [2018-01-17 03:04:53 +0000 UTC]

I've always got a soft spot for something like that.

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LemonPNut In reply to BluJayPlayer [2018-01-17 03:06:44 +0000 UTC]

Me too, self aware stuff is great. X3

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Flurr4 [2017-11-06 06:41:07 +0000 UTC]

Thank god Michael Bay isn't making this movie

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ItsAllPossible [2017-10-31 07:26:54 +0000 UTC]

BADASS!

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P97Industries [2017-10-29 21:01:08 +0000 UTC]

Tyler Perry's an even worst director than Michael Bay and Paul W. S. Anderson.

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twofeetleft [2017-10-25 17:27:24 +0000 UTC]

I read the article, and HATE they called the Transformers and TMNT hits, I only think the first Michal Bay Transformers was good, and the second TMNT was adequate. JMO though

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PhoenixFlambe [2017-10-25 14:57:53 +0000 UTC]

Is this a joke? I get the feeling swiper would be the main villain.

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Green-Rabb1t In reply to PhoenixFlambe [2017-11-02 02:08:21 +0000 UTC]

lmao swiper ripping boots in two

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AppulJoose [2017-10-25 03:46:09 +0000 UTC]

Lol wut

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heathinvader [2017-10-25 02:46:47 +0000 UTC]

For once, Michael Bay might be doing something RIGHT!

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Ashvicky3 In reply to heathinvader [2018-04-19 18:52:46 +0000 UTC]

Yes you are right about that

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Syzygy26 [2017-10-25 01:48:30 +0000 UTC]

Nearly everyone hates Dora the Explorer!  For once, Michael Bay might be doing the world a favor by ruining this franchise.

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Nimmoisa000 In reply to Syzygy26 [2018-11-12 21:30:10 +0000 UTC]

Well, I sort of agree but there are some big risks, this is a female, underage protagonist that's going to made by the person that sexualizes female characters and that would mean bad press to everyone and it would ruin Bay's career. 

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FluffyNinja7 [2017-10-25 00:55:21 +0000 UTC]

Yes let this guy kill even more childhood properties  

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jppiper [2017-10-25 00:38:18 +0000 UTC]

lol

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Artlovedream [2017-10-25 00:10:19 +0000 UTC]

Oh no. XD

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sigel4ever [2017-10-24 23:59:45 +0000 UTC]

i see the woody woodpecker in live action, so something worse appears?

sadly, yes

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AtreyuMathias [2017-10-24 23:50:43 +0000 UTC]

And so, the destroyer of childhoods strikes again u_u

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str00p [2017-10-24 22:47:08 +0000 UTC]

Can't wait for the Blues Clues movie next to kick off the Nick Jr Cinematic Universe

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Piplup88908 [2017-10-24 22:36:58 +0000 UTC]

Well, this will be.... interesting...

Wait, if this is supposed to be live action and no mention of CGI has been announced... then how are the going to incorporate the intimate object and animal characters into it? Unless it's going to be like the college humor video or if those characters are not going to appear anyway...

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TonyYorkieSilky1991 [2017-10-24 22:27:46 +0000 UTC]

At least the director isn't Brian Robbins.

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Benthehyena [2017-10-24 21:43:16 +0000 UTC]

Ah yes the college humor version-WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S HAPPENING

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StrandedGeek [2017-10-24 21:27:57 +0000 UTC]

You know, I as a non Dora fan don't really care. But since Michael Bay destroyer of worlds has screwed up not one but TWO of my favorite childhood shows...I weep for Dora fans. That is a horrible fate no one should endure.

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rymaster2014 [2017-10-24 21:23:35 +0000 UTC]

Laura Croft meets Dora COOL!

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BlazeDeku [2017-10-24 21:15:33 +0000 UTC]

A movie based on a children's show with a female, underage protagonist produced by the guy who pretty much sexualizes female characters in his moviea...

On a different note, I shudder to think how they'll bring the animals characters such as Boots and Swiper to life with CGI. Because Uncanny Valley.

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gonzo22 [2017-10-24 21:08:38 +0000 UTC]

I thought this was a joke but, it actually is happening. I needed a good laugh today

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ditistomzelf [2017-10-24 21:05:35 +0000 UTC]

Dora the Exploder?

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