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Published: 2017-10-24 21:01:59 +0000 UTC; Views: 8951; Favourites: 159; Downloads: 9
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We live in a world where Michael Bay is producing a Dora the Explorer movie… What kind of a mad universe are we living in?!
The one bright side to this is Nick Stoller (of Muppets and Captain Underpants fame) is writing the script. So it might end up a bit funny, though I’m not getting my hopes up (also I doubt Megan Fox will get the role of Dora, but would it honestly surprise anyone if that ended up happening?).
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If the Movie Stinks; JUST DON'T GO -- Jay Sherman; The Critic
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If the movie stinks... Do-si-do!
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Actually Michael Bay isn't having any involvement in the film. It's his company that is producing it.
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Dear God why? I mean, I know he's just "producing" it, but you can tell that he was involved. Why Nickelodeon, why?
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"Do you see the explosion? ... That's right, it's right behin-
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Ummm .... wha?
I can only see this working as a self aware comedy in the same vein as College Humor's rendition.
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The Brady Bunch Movie was also a self aware comedy. Many people hated it, but I personally thought it was good.
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I've always got a soft spot for something like that.
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Me too, self aware stuff is great. X3
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Tyler Perry's an even worst director than Michael Bay and Paul W. S. Anderson.
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I read the article, and HATE they called the Transformers and TMNT hits, I only think the first Michal Bay Transformers was good, and the second TMNT was adequate. JMO though
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Is this a joke? I get the feeling swiper would be the main villain.
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lmao swiper ripping boots in two
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For once, Michael Bay might be doing something RIGHT!
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Yes you are right about that
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Nearly everyone hates Dora the Explorer! For once, Michael Bay might be doing the world a favor by ruining this franchise.
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Well, I sort of agree but there are some big risks, this is a female, underage protagonist that's going to made by the person that sexualizes female characters and that would mean bad press to everyone and it would ruin Bay's career.
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Yes let this guy kill even more childhood properties
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i see the woody woodpecker in live action, so something worse appears?
sadly, yes
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And so, the destroyer of childhoods strikes again u_u
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Can't wait for the Blues Clues movie next to kick off the Nick Jr Cinematic Universe
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Well, this will be.... interesting...
Wait, if this is supposed to be live action and no mention of CGI has been announced... then how are the going to incorporate the intimate object and animal characters into it? Unless it's going to be like the college humor video or if those characters are not going to appear anyway...
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At least the director isn't Brian Robbins.
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Ah yes the college humor version-WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S HAPPENING
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You know, I as a non Dora fan don't really care. But since Michael Bay destroyer of worlds has screwed up not one but TWO of my favorite childhood shows...I weep for Dora fans. That is a horrible fate no one should endure.
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A movie based on a children's show with a female, underage protagonist produced by the guy who pretty much sexualizes female characters in his moviea...
On a different note, I shudder to think how they'll bring the animals characters such as Boots and Swiper to life with CGI. Because Uncanny Valley.
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I thought this was a joke but, it actually is happening. I needed a good laugh today
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