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Description
This tiny man meets a blonde bombshell at a wedding.

Her caption:
“I saved you? What do you mean, ‘I saved you?’ Oh, you get that a lot, huh? People toying with you like that? Jeez, I can’t even imagine it. That woman was dangling you so high in the air, you must have been terrified! Oh, that’s your Aunt Caroline? I imagine she does that to you pretty often, huh? Gosh, it must be so hard to be a man and be so tiny. Society expects men to be strong providers. But like, you didn’t ask to be shrunk. It just happened. And men are the only ones who shrink. God only knows why. So for the men who are unlucky enough to end up tiny, society should be accepting and care for you. Jeez, where are my manners, I forgot to even introduce myself and I’m already ranting about politics. I’m Heidi! I’m a friend of the bride. Oh, how do you know the groom? Same! I was roommates with her in college. OK, elephant in the room, when did you shrink? Wow, five years is a long time. And you’re…25? Oh wow, I’m only 23! It’s weird that you’re older than me, considering how I have to talk to you. Leaning over you like this. I seriously don’t mean to keep demeaning you, it’s just, I haven’t met many tiny men and I’ve wanted to meet one for a while now. Well, to tell you the truth, it’s because I haven’t had much luck with normal sized men. I was hoping to strike up a friendship with a man of your size, or maybe something more. Hmm, did those little ears just perk up?! Hehe, I think I might have found what I’ve been looking for.”

Description
This tiny man meets a blonde bombshell at a wedding.

Her caption:
“I saved you? What do you mean, ‘I saved you?’ Oh, you get that a lot, huh? People toying with you like that? Jeez, I can’t even imagine it. That woman was dangling you so high in the air, you must have been terrified! Oh, that’s your Aunt Caroline? I imagine she does that to you pretty often, huh? Gosh, it must be so hard to be a man and be so tiny. Society expects men to be strong providers. But like, you didn’t ask to be shrunk. It just happened. And men are the only ones who shrink. God only knows why. So for the men who are unlucky enough to end up tiny, society should be accepting and care for you. Jeez, where are my manners, I forgot to even introduce myself and I’m already ranting about politics. I’m Heidi! I’m a friend of the bride. Oh, how do you know the groom? Same! I was roommates with her in college. OK, elephant in the room, when did you shrink? Wow, five years is a long time. And you’re…25? Oh wow, I’m only 23! It’s weird that you’re older than me, considering how I have to talk to you. Leaning over you like this. I seriously don’t mean to keep demeaning you, it’s just, I haven’t met many tiny men and I’ve wanted to meet one for a while now. Well, to tell you the truth, it’s because I haven’t had much luck with normal sized men. I was hoping to strike up a friendship with a man of your size, or maybe something more. Hmm, did those little ears just perk up?! Hehe, I think I might have found what I’ve been looking for.”