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Its nice to have a neighbor who looks out for you. Just stay on her good side.

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Mr. Johnson this Mint Julep is simply divine!
Ummm Thank you Miss Lisa. I used to work at a Honkey Tonk in Nashville and I picked it up there.
Please Mr. Johnson just Lisa is more than enough. I swear you act like I’m more frightening than the devil himself!
Well you did turn your last neighbor into a Possum.
Well perhaps he shouldn't have played his music so loud. But I dont think we’ll have that problem will we?
No Ma’a-Lisa no we won’t.
Wonderful! Now who's that handsome gentleman coming down the way?
Oh that's a missionary he comes here to try and get me to join up with his cult. I’m not interested, but I’m too polite to tell him to leave me alone.
Ahhhh you really are too soft for your own good. That's why you make such a good neighbor. Don’t worry your pretty little head. I’ll Take care of him.
How are we doing today Mr. Johnson? Oh and I see we have a new friend here. Are you interested in-
I’m gonna cut you off right there sweetheart. just hold still for me alright? I think I’ll turn you into a pumpkin
You’re going to wha- POOF!
There you go! He won’t be bothering you anymore. Just consider it a gift. From one neighbor to another!
I dont know how I feel about leaving him as a pumpkin
Don’t worry about it, he’s better off this way. Who knows how many nice men like you he was bothering? Now how about another Mint Julep for your favorite witch?

Disclaimer. Art made with AI

Description
Its nice to have a neighbor who looks out for you. Just stay on her good side.

TEXT
Mr. Johnson this Mint Julep is simply divine!
Ummm Thank you Miss Lisa. I used to work at a Honkey Tonk in Nashville and I picked it up there.
Please Mr. Johnson just Lisa is more than enough. I swear you act like I’m more frightening than the devil himself!
Well you did turn your last neighbor into a Possum.
Well perhaps he shouldn't have played his music so loud. But I dont think we’ll have that problem will we?
No Ma’a-Lisa no we won’t.
Wonderful! Now who's that handsome gentleman coming down the way?
Oh that's a missionary he comes here to try and get me to join up with his cult. I’m not interested, but I’m too polite to tell him to leave me alone.
Ahhhh you really are too soft for your own good. That's why you make such a good neighbor. Don’t worry your pretty little head. I’ll Take care of him.
How are we doing today Mr. Johnson? Oh and I see we have a new friend here. Are you interested in-
I’m gonna cut you off right there sweetheart. just hold still for me alright? I think I’ll turn you into a pumpkin
You’re going to wha- POOF!
There you go! He won’t be bothering you anymore. Just consider it a gift. From one neighbor to another!
I dont know how I feel about leaving him as a pumpkin
Don’t worry about it, he’s better off this way. Who knows how many nice men like you he was bothering? Now how about another Mint Julep for your favorite witch?

Disclaimer. Art made with AI