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Description So I was rummaging through the fridge and thought it was about time to start on those strawberries I brought home last weekend. Much to my dismay, there was a white fuzzy mold-thing growing on them. "Oh no!" I said (Yes, I talk to myself when eating). "My strawberry's growing a beard!"

Half an hour later, this picture was born.
That's not me, by the way.

Drawn and colored in Flash
BG done in Fireworks
©Thursday by me
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Comments: 167

SacredlyMythic In reply to ??? [2017-07-23 02:48:47 +0000 UTC]

     

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Shadow-Glassen In reply to SacredlyMythic [2017-07-23 02:58:20 +0000 UTC]

XDD

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SacredlyMythic In reply to Shadow-Glassen [2017-07-23 03:02:13 +0000 UTC]

I approve your comment.

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Shadow-Glassen In reply to SacredlyMythic [2017-07-23 03:09:13 +0000 UTC]

Well, thank you! :"3

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SacredlyMythic In reply to Shadow-Glassen [2017-07-23 03:28:08 +0000 UTC]

Just...all of my yes.

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Shadow-Glassen In reply to SacredlyMythic [2017-07-23 03:34:58 +0000 UTC]

lol Thank you!

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alias120 [2016-07-22 20:29:31 +0000 UTC]

What? XD

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InsaneDemonx [2016-07-07 04:01:50 +0000 UTC]

wtf haha xD

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Korbeaux [2015-03-04 03:25:16 +0000 UTC]

but I bet he's a fun guy!

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Ryardn In reply to Korbeaux [2015-09-13 03:16:30 +0000 UTC]

 

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SaoirseRanekaera [2014-10-01 16:03:39 +0000 UTC]

Ahahahaa!! this is hilarious!! 

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KageRyu798 [2014-09-07 17:33:57 +0000 UTC]

...This picture means so much more to me now that I'm living on my own and am never able to consume my quickly-expiring refrigerated food fast enough.

So I've pretty much forgone fresh fruits and vegetables.
^ Not a good example of a healthy diet.

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JohnSu In reply to KageRyu798 [2014-09-07 21:04:13 +0000 UTC]

You are now eating a variety of products that were not part of the original purchase.

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KageRyu798 In reply to JohnSu [2014-09-07 23:16:04 +0000 UTC]

You have never been more correct.

Well, except maybe for remark about not always drawing young pretty girls but occasionally a hideous old man in your Mori no Otoshimono piece. That was also pretty accurate.

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lukaner-Z [2014-05-29 22:03:54 +0000 UTC]

must be a fungus

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AVO-GSY [2014-02-23 07:02:42 +0000 UTC]

That's so true
and funny

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Jacob-Cross [2014-02-19 03:36:03 +0000 UTC]

Lol XD

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Shadaty [2013-06-26 16:15:32 +0000 UTC]

Man.. this is so damn hilarious.. xD

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Diamond-Blitz [2013-05-22 02:12:12 +0000 UTC]

I can't stop laughing XDD

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LaCabezaDelCastor [2012-05-17 07:10:21 +0000 UTC]

Why is the bearded strawberry saying 'Damn'? It wants to be eaten!? Either way, funny stuff!

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JohnSu In reply to LaCabezaDelCastor [2012-05-26 03:58:17 +0000 UTC]

It's what strawberries live for.

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LaCabezaDelCastor In reply to JohnSu [2012-05-26 06:56:14 +0000 UTC]

Well put!

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Shadaty [2012-02-25 13:05:42 +0000 UTC]

dont know why... i can't stop laugh xD

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krusca [2011-08-23 08:10:31 +0000 UTC]

I saw this in the "more from" section beside your newest art.

I had to click it.


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JohnSu [2011-08-23 04:51:21 +0000 UTC]

I hate how his arm just kind of slopes off from his neck. He's like "Shoulder? Pfff, I don't need one of those."

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Teennala In reply to JohnSu [2014-07-13 04:24:18 +0000 UTC]

I happen to like how you did on is arms!

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iRawrsweetie [2011-07-18 00:46:02 +0000 UTC]

lol that bearded strawberry is hilarious XD

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blargin7 [2011-03-17 07:57:08 +0000 UTC]

Ever since I saw this picture 2-4 years ago, I have quoted it to my friends regarding any strawberry (and sometimes non-strawberry) related manners. Sadly, they usually have no clue what I'm talking about, but agree anyways.

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Phenoca [2010-08-31 14:14:16 +0000 UTC]

The guardian fairy completes this joke.

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Rathalos-boy [2010-08-11 18:32:26 +0000 UTC]

hahahahaha you made me laugh with your story alone with the (my strawberrys are growing beards) priceless

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GothDragon999 [2010-07-05 22:19:32 +0000 UTC]

How did you do the creases and highlights? They're amazing.

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JohnSu In reply to GothDragon999 [2010-07-08 22:09:16 +0000 UTC]

I did it with my BRAIN

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Sammarinda [2009-12-12 22:39:23 +0000 UTC]

Why is the strawberry dissapointed?
Maybe it knew there wasnt much more time left to live and wanted to give its life to a more evolved predator.
Yeah... thats it.

(?)

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JohnSu In reply to Sammarinda [2009-12-14 04:11:42 +0000 UTC]

it wanted to fulfill its predatory nature

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I-am-ato [2009-09-20 22:09:32 +0000 UTC]

vundavar, muy funny,
yes I just complimented your picture in three languaes

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BrookBrainwash [2009-08-22 22:54:47 +0000 UTC]

That strawberry screams success.

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Artoveli [2009-08-19 18:48:32 +0000 UTC]

Wow, just wow. I think it's time to add you to my DevWatch!

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JohnSu In reply to Artoveli [2009-08-25 19:36:48 +0000 UTC]

now I can wreak havoc from the inside!

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Artoveli In reply to JohnSu [2009-08-25 19:54:36 +0000 UTC]

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stewie-rocks [2009-08-13 20:32:06 +0000 UTC]

you just made my day

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Livelyliz [2009-06-21 03:34:06 +0000 UTC]

Lol. Once that happened to strawberries I bought the day before.

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Luvinlizzxp [2009-04-11 03:51:31 +0000 UTC]

hn.
i seem to be eating strawberries right now.
and *phew* there was the beard.
:]

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JohnSu In reply to Luvinlizzxp [2009-04-11 05:35:13 +0000 UTC]

Eat around it.

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Mattasaurs [2009-03-24 19:01:06 +0000 UTC]

O hate it when things go moldy. like cheese!

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adrwolfie [2009-03-04 01:24:09 +0000 UTC]

I swear, so many of your humor pieces are just...nonsensical...out-of-the-blue stuff like this...that happens to make me bust a gut. xD Love it.

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Spasm101 [2009-02-19 01:01:20 +0000 UTC]

now, aren't you glad the little fairy warned you against eating it?

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adurna-ebrithil [2009-02-15 09:09:13 +0000 UTC]

My brother walked into my room one day, handed me a punnet of strawberries with beards and excess body-fuzz-mold and said 'here's your lunch, enjoy'...thats called love

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JohnSu In reply to adurna-ebrithil [2009-02-15 23:07:40 +0000 UTC]

awwwww

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mushroomisawesome [2009-02-01 04:05:18 +0000 UTC]

And blueberries. If your blueberry has a beard, don't eat it.

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fadedcolours [2008-12-07 09:40:41 +0000 UTC]

XD bwahahaha! i laughed so hard just then XD *favs*

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