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Wouldn't just fuel certain individual's curiosity what's actually in the box?
Whether or not it's actually some clever contest and by opening the box he or she wins?
Or the writing on the box is just something to scare off certain people so the box's secrets will remain undiscovered?
Or maybe there's nothing in the box and it's none of my business.
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Science looks the same, only with proper protective gear and containment facilities.
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My wife teaches seventh grade English.Β She swears some of her students come form the shallow end of the gene pool.
E-mail this to her tomorrow.
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And that, children is why we do not like bees.
Now, who wants to go on an adventure!
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Darwinism is based off of natural selection, where the weak and/or stupid die before mating, allowing acceleration of a species evolution. Here we see a fine example of the weak and/or stupid about to be naturally selected. To die.
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Ohh, quite simple actually O_O
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self explanatory, just awesome, just awesomeΒ
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DUMAZZ *opens*
OH SHIEITΒ
OH MAAAAAAAAAGIIBCIB OO SU HAWT ZOMG O YAZZZZZ DEPER DEPRE
the angry bees then fucked him to death.
THE END.
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I agree whole-heartedly.
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hahaha, this is priceless. Needed a good laugh today.
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HAHAHA. Β Darwinism in Action might be a better title, but someone probably already said that. Β Thanks for the laugh!
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Are you referring to the Darwin Awards, or just, evolution? (or possibly both)
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I think he may be referring to the fact that it's survival of the fittest... or in this case, the smartest... but that's what I got out of it
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And the inferred death of the stupidest
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The question is, did he get laid before doing that, and did they use protection?
Otherwise it's already too late.
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Actually, I can understand his curiosity. (I understand him. I am not him. I wouldn't open in the box.) Why would anyone leave angry killer bees in a box out in the open? It's just screaming "look at me! I'm very conspicuous!". And of course there's no guarantee that it actually IS killer bees. In point of fact it would be more likely that it isn't killer bees, because like I mentioned earlier, who would leave a box of killer bees there? There's no purpose to this action. The fact that it's labeled as such makes you wonder what really IS in there. It could be filled with dog crap or even gold for all we know!
*glances at the box*
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One peak couldn't hurt...
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I work at Disney and I see Darwinism at work every day!!! This is truly great!!Β
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The sad thing is this not a single doubt in my mind someone would actually be dumb enough to do this in real life.
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That is funny!
And it is a pretty good explanation too!
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HAHAHA!! I seriously laughed for a good 3 minutes. So simple yet so trueΒ and hilarious.
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Solution, remove all warning labels in the world...
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