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jollyjack — Five Items Or Less
Published: 2011-01-13 22:29:07 +0000 UTC; Views: 112866; Favourites: 2523; Downloads: 2403
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A sample from my latest Apsara comic: [link]Little bit of Dragon Transformation.
Do not anger the girl on the express checkout.
She gets....scaly when angry....
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"You... you can have a piece... if that will make it better?... You look like you can chew a lot of gum.."
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Sales Lady: *is automatically normal again* Okay! *starts chewing a peice*
XD
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xD
I thought no one else saw that
lizzard xD
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the rules are the rules sir, if you dont want to have one less egg you know what you can do...
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Why didn't he just ask for it to be a separate transaction?
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My mother is way scarier when angry, my lady-friends are unable to scare me cause I have my mum as a reference.
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This kind of thing could be worked out so easily with civil conversation.
But it's much more fun when it involves dragons.
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That was a horrible horrible pun. Here, have a pint.
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When somebody tells me "hurr what's the worst that can happen" when running extra items through the 10-or-less aisle.. well, this is roughly what I think of.
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What's even worse is that Wal-Mart employees aren't allowed to say anything to those people or else they get fired
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Man, the guy who ran through 6 items before this has got to be feeling pretty lucky right now.
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i totally understand her side ^_^
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Awesome, the rage on her face is priceless. I sometimes get like that when I pay in a 10 items or less aisle and some "rebel" infront of me has 11, 12 sometimes even 15 items!!! *Starts to go through Dragon Transformation*
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See... I wish just once this would actually happen!
You the man!
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Bought this comic and it is awesome, very funny too at the end where the guy runs away from the huge sexy dragoness.
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"Mr Mcgee, don't make me angry; you wouldn't like me when I'm angry."
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Jeez, I hope this doesn't have vore. That's a real deal breaker.
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i LOVE IT i think your character lizzy is cute, especially when she starts to get pissed and her eyes first change. i love the whole story to it and i agree with it. PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW THAT IT"S !5 ITEMS OR LESS! NOT 16 OR 18. 1 IT'S 15! lols
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she's cute when she's inflared with a blind rage.
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X items or less lines should not have those impulse items. Makes it way to easy to get that "one item too many item"
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This comic was a real joy to read because it does convey a common problem in grocery stores and such with such hilarity. Great work on the transformation, too.
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lol, customer reminds me of my days at a video rental store. XD
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Right... it's not like I like gum anyway...
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VERY nice work on her expressions. Big thumbs up.
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Is that why I was so instinctively nervous when I thought I had eleven items in the ten-item line the other day?
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You know, I've been on the other counter of that... I never really cared about the five(ten in my case) or less. I just ran it through and whistled on my day... It really isn't that big a deal... but I also had co-workers swearing about it in the break room...
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after seeing this comic I can say one thing ....
GOD am I happy that I AIN'T a Dentist
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I'll go through her line, but with just five items now.
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....Five items or Fewer.
<3 I'm just messin btw, I am no grammar Nazi.
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And sadly she could have just put the 6th item through as a separate transaction, especially since she has no other customers from the looks of things
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And I was hoping for the long overdue Chloe piece...
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guy: *runs for dear life and never visits that store again*
Great comic! :D
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Five items or *fewer*.
Grammar. Grocery stores fail at it.
Also, I've only ever seen 15, 10 or 12. Never 5.
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My store has 25, 15 and 7. I swear... 7 is the most random number. It would have been interesting to sit through that meeting to decide that it would be 7 items or fewer.
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i have seen 9 or less, but thats up in Canada.
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scary. but i bet if you keep her happy, she's a perfectly nice person.
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