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Published: 2010-06-02 20:58:52 +0000 UTC; Views: 117060; Favourites: 1633; Downloads: 2508
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Yaaaay. Rockstar made a fun game!After the utter shite that was GTA4, I thought they'd forgotten that games were meant to entartain rather than frustrate.
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Ha, you are so right with numbers 5 and 7!
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haha XD
its always fun when you test a game. ^^
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the little critter in panel 6 got blown to bits lol
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I think you mean "last THROES of the game."
Unless the game involves throwing things at the end.
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*reboots work machine*
*edits PSD*
*uploads to flash drive*
*ports to internet lappy*
*connects to dev art*
*uploads revised image*
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lol yes, I do appreciate the difficulty in changing it.
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Have you done the "Dastardly" challenge..?
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John Marston is probably one of the dumbest protagonists I've ever played. Spot on review, yet again!
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I quite liked him, myself. Very traditional western feel from him, like Kevin Costner in Open Range, really - A man who's done bad things pulled back into something he doesn't like doing.
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Oh, I don't deny he's kind of a hodgepodge of different Western heroes. I just find he's easily duped more often than I was expecting.
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I think that's part of the charm of some western heroes, though; That they are quite falliable and fickle, and Rockstar were clearly playing with that.
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I LOVE this game! My boyfriend and I battle over who's tun it is to play. We've got it on the PS3 though. Ton's of quirky little glitches.
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its not the good, the bad and the ugly
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9. Wonder why the dev team didn't give you the ability to hitch your horse to one of the hundreds of trees/bushes while outside town.
I killed 3 horses because the dumbasses kept following me around and walking into gunfire. One even came up behind me and bumped into me, ruining my first shot of a bounty raid.
And I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed the Gollum/Smeagol knockoff.
Or the horrible weapon selection function.
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10. Learn Spanish =3
At least your own horse didn't run your ass over in the middle of a gun fight
>A<
Horses are terrible people
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I didn't know horses counted as people.
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... its a joke from Family Guy...
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Mine was a joke too, Ha ha ha ha.
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i can always tell which games are worth buying by your "how to play" drawings! xD
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Aw, hell. No wonder that squirrel didn't give me anything when I shot it.
Damn number six.
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Wish I had the game already, but panel 3 has a bit of a WTF-ness to it. Makes me want the game even more.
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"Get a sense that a large chapter of the narrative was cut from the project due to a lack of time or money."
Don't you mean due to a want of more money?
Also guessing I'm the only person with a game console - that's not a Wii - who isn't playing this game?
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The only game console I own is an old SNES this game is less than me. So no, you're not.
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"...due to a lack of time OR money"
No, I'm pretty sure he worded it correctly.
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no i never gave it a 2nd thourght
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I still don't quite get the one-foot-drop no-no, though.
Do they think you'll die from one foot jumps? I jump three feet, NATURALLY.
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The damned horse refuses to jump off even the smallest jumps if you don't get it running first and tell it to jump just before you get to the edge. I've found this to be useful on some very high jumps too, you run parallel to the edge and jump off at an ever so slight angle, then you just slide down the cliff face... talk about real physics.
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actually, as someone who's ridden horses.. sometimes the bastards won't even go through a puddle or pothole, never mind a tiny drop. they need a firm hand , a confident rider , and no frikkin choice, or they'll freeze up. so maybe they did do some animal research. well trained ones don't have those problems, but "non-working" horses are cowardly as hell!
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But then, when it comes down to slowing at the lake's entrance, your horse doesn't know what "Slow Down" means and plunges into the apparently, very very deep lake. And since when do cowboys not know how to swim? You'd think since he was raised in a gang, he would be taught things like that.
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True, but real physics don't make up for the fact that, at a full sprint, my horse suddenly screeches to a halt, bucks my cowboy ass off into the dirt, then gingerly steps over the small bump in the road a couple inches taller than what it's used to.
It's like Shadow of the Collosus, really: Make it to a cliff, horse stops, you go flying down the cliff side, screaming "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-" until you hit the bottom.
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they'll do that in real life if they don't resect you....
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No. Shit. Sherlock. I've ridden plenty of horses.
And I wasn't even talking about real life.
Stick with the topic, plzkthnx.
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urg. meant "respect" not "cut you apart"
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I was being sarcastic about the real physics there, if it was real physics that 40ft cliff face slide would stop the same way a 40ft drop would end, seriously injured.
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I know. I just love making jokes out of whatever I can.
For whatever reason, it tends to piss people off and make them think I missed the point.
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Wait, there was a point to all of this? That ruins everything, especially the fun.
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inorite? Let comedy be comedy.
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I can't wait to get this game. Can. Not. Wait.
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And here I thought Rockstar only made controversial games!
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Wait, so the Dastardly achievement isn't Controversial? I could have sworn fox news would be on that real fast...
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LOL I love the Dastardly achievement
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What does the achievement entail?
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Hog-tying a woman and leaving her on the railway lines.
Then watching her get run over by the train.
It's so much awesome
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Classic. Villains have been doing that one for the better part of a century.
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Really, I thought the "Going South on a White Bronco" would cause a stir.
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